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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    few years ago we ate at the local chinese buffet. I was at the front counter in the lobby paying the bill and one of my sons barfed all over the floor. I felt bad and offered to clean it, but the lady behind the counter said "oh, no worry, it happen all the time"

    Only problem is they didn't have sawdust like the schools did. :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    dcfaithful wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    few years ago we ate at the local chinese buffet. I was at the front counter in the lobby paying the bill and one of my sons barfed all over the floor. I felt bad and offered to clean it, but the lady behind the counter said "oh, no worry, it happen all the time"

    Only problem is they didn't have sawdust like the schools did. :lol:

    :lol::lol: I totally forgot about the sawdust to soak up puke thing...
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    I could compare drunken stories for pages in this thread. here are a couple...

    1 - after one of the recent PJ shows at MSG I had to call my wife and have her give me directions on how to get back to my hotel (me and my buddy somehow got seperated).

    Side note to that story that before MSG 1, me and the friend I was with got so stoned in our hotel room before the show that we couldn't figure out how to get into MSG (we were staying 2 blocks from MSG). We figured it out after walking around for 20 minutes when we noticed we were walking against a sea of 10,000 people going to the concert :lol::lol:

    That was a great trip. I absolutely love NYC.

    2 - night before my wedding (after the rehearsal dinner...my wife and her friends went back to our house and me and 3 friends were staying at the hotel where everyone was staying for the wedding). anyway, me and my friends went to the hotel bar and got BOMBED (after drinking at the dinner of course). Closed the bar and ended up buying beer to bring back to the room where my wife and I were staying...this room included a hot tub for 2. Somehow the 4 of us ended up in the hot tub together and every time someone finished a beer we thought it was a good idea to throw the empty bottle against a wall. Security eventually came up and tried to kick us out. One of the guys convinced security to let us stay, saying I was getting married the next day. 2 of the guys called it a night and went back to their rooms and the other 2 of us decided we wanted to get something to eat. Next thing I know I feel something buzzing on my back. I realize that it's my cell phone, which I'm laying on....and I'm in the passenger seat of my friends car, which is fully reclined...and the sun is already up. Yep, I slept in my friends car the night before I got married. I pulled myself together and the wedding went off without a hitch. I think I was drinking 4 hours after I woke up at my wedding :D .


    I love drinking
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,342
    Waaaaaaay too many to tell. I could probably start my own thread! :D
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Man I love this thread!


    A somewhat embarrassing one for me. I'm riding in the backseat of a two door car leaving a bar while in college. My roommate is in the front passenger seat and a girl he met at the bar is driving. I was drinking a beer in the backseat (I know...young and dumb) so I finish it and don't feel so well. I don't have a door or window to lean out of so I decide I will puke in the beer bottle. Well...have you seen Pulp Fiction? You know the scene where John Travolta accidentally shoots the guy in the backseat and the brain matter and blood goes everywhere...that's what happened but with puke. Back windows...all over the back of the front seats...all over my face. It was disgusting but in hindsight... :lol::lol:
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    I got drunk in windsor one time and yada yada yada,, I am not allowed in Canananananada anymore..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    DS1119 wrote:
    Man I love this thread!


    A somewhat embarrassing one for me. I'm riding in the backseat of a two door car leaving a bar while in college. My roommate is in the front passenger seat and a girl he met at the bar is driving. I was drinking a beer in the backseat (I know...young and dumb) so I finish it and don't feel so well. I don't have a door or window to lean out of so I decide I will puke in the beer bottle. Well...have you seen Pulp Fiction? You know the scene where John Travolta accidentally shoots the guy in the backseat and the brain matter and blood goes everywhere...that's what happened but with puke. Back windows...all over the back of the front seats...all over my face. It was disgusting but in hindsight... :lol::lol:

    :lol::lol:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    I got drunk in windsor one time and yada yada yada,, I am not allowed in Canananananada anymore..

    Yeah...Ryez and I would have had so much fun with you in Cananananananannada....I would have challenged you to a Beagle Ballz eating contest, and won.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    I got drunk in windsor one time and yada yada yada,, I am not allowed in Canananananada anymore..


    Maybe there should be another thread for places people got kicked out of/not welcome back to...

    After another NYE incident, my family was no longer invited to any neighborhood parties...most of the blame apparently was placed on me...okay so maybe it was my idea to do blow job shots "the right way", but I was only 18 at the time..so it wasn't like I was the one who brought the alcohol... :D
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    edited October 2011
    afroannnie wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    I got drunk in windsor one time and yada yada yada,, I am not allowed in Canananananada anymore..


    Maybe there should be another thread for places people got kicked out of/not welcome back to...

    After another NYE incident, my family was no longer invited to any neighborhood parties...most of the blame apparently was placed on me...okay so maybe it was my idea to do blow job shots "the right way", but I was only 18 at the time..so it wasn't like I was the one who brought the alcohol... :D

    I already made one
    viewtopic.php?f=14&t=164199
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,342
    DS1119 wrote:
    Man I love this thread!


    A somewhat embarrassing one for me. I'm riding in the backseat of a two door car leaving a bar while in college. My roommate is in the front passenger seat and a girl he met at the bar is driving. I was drinking a beer in the backseat (I know...young and dumb) so I finish it and don't feel so well. I don't have a door or window to lean out of so I decide I will puke in the beer bottle. Well...have you seen Pulp Fiction? You know the scene where John Travolta accidentally shoots the guy in the backseat and the brain matter and blood goes everywhere...that's what happened but with puke. Back windows...all over the back of the front seats...all over my face. It was disgusting but in hindsight... :lol::lol:
    :lol: !
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    afroannnie wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    I got drunk in windsor one time and yada yada yada,, I am not allowed in Canananananada anymore..


    Maybe there should be another thread for places people got kicked out of/not welcome back to...

    After another NYE incident, my family was no longer invited to any neighborhood parties...most of the blame apparently was placed on me...okay so maybe it was my idea to do blow job shots "the right way", but I was only 18 at the time..so it wasn't like I was the one who brought the alcohol... :D

    aaahhhh...if only certain people that were at the tailgate showed up to the pre-party... ;) (why were we all so quiet and reserved on Friday?)
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    afroannnie wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    I got drunk in windsor one time and yada yada yada,, I am not allowed in Canananananada anymore..


    Maybe there should be another thread for places people got kicked out of/not welcome back to...

    After another NYE incident, my family was no longer invited to any neighborhood parties...most of the blame apparently was placed on me...okay so maybe it was my idea to do blow job shots "the right way", but I was only 18 at the time..so it wasn't like I was the one who brought the alcohol... :D

    I already made one
    viewtopic.php?f=14&t=164199

    good to know... :D
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    RKCNDY wrote:
    afroannnie wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    I got drunk in windsor one time and yada yada yada,, I am not allowed in Canananananada anymore..


    Maybe there should be another thread for places people got kicked out of/not welcome back to...

    After another NYE incident, my family was no longer invited to any neighborhood parties...most of the blame apparently was placed on me...okay so maybe it was my idea to do blow job shots "the right way", but I was only 18 at the time..so it wasn't like I was the one who brought the alcohol... :D

    aaahhhh...if only certain people that were at the tailgate showed up to the pre-party... ;) (why were we all so quiet and reserved on Friday?)

    I think the whole thing was a bit overwhelming...here's to livin' it up for the tour in 2012 ;)

    And yeah...it seems that there were quite a few people that were at the tail gate that should have really been at the pre-party!
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,342
    Real quick one...

    Friday afternoon in college. Hit up the bars with some friend around 3PM. Drink heavily till around midnight and decide to go to this party. Go to this party which was a fancy dress-up party that a couple of friends were throwing. Didn't really care that we were underdressed at the time. Had a few glasses of wine, then started drinking from the bottle EV style! :D Two more bottles of wine later I decide it's time to go home...which was a mile or two away. One the way back I decide I'm going to go down into this drainage area and take a leak. It had been raining so I slipped and rolled all the way down. A couple hours later, I wake up feeling wet. It was pouring and I was laying in a mud puddle...still in the drainage ditch.
    Don't really remember wandering home. Woke up on my computer desk to an alarm going off the next day. The alarm had gone off because I had to be at work at 5AM (I worked at a golf course). I threw on my work shirt and some clean pants and left for work still drunk. Get to work and everyone is looking at me weird.
    3 hours later while still at work, I go into the bathroom and my face and hair were still covered in mud and my lips were purple from all the wine. Worked 3 hours like that and NOBODY said a word!!! Fuckers! :lol:
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    Thank you, DS1119, for starting this thread. The stories are fantastic and hilarious.

    There was another incident while I was at college. It was the end of fall semester. I had finished my term papers and taken all my final exams. I convinced a friend of mine to go and and celebrate with me. Since it was near the holidays, I had very little money. I bought myself one shot. I then proceeded to take sips from other people's drinks when they were not looking (usually they were too focused on members of the opposite sex). My friend had been distracted by friends of hers to notice my siphoning of drinks, so she was surprised when I announced that I needed to return to my room. Yep, I spent the night throwing up. I was suppose to take the bus home the next day, but I missed the first bus out. I had no way to get ahold of my brother who was going to pick me up at the bus station (this was pre-cell phone days). I caught the next bus out, and prayed that my stomach would not revolt for the 3 hour ride. When I got off the bus, my brother was waiting for me. He looked at me and said, "That must have been one hell of night."
    ELITIST FUK
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    mca47 wrote:
    Real quick one...

    Friday afternoon in college. Hit up the bars with some friend around 3PM. Drink heavily till around midnight and decide to go to this party. Go to this party which was a fancy dress-up party that a couple of friends were throwing. Didn't really care that we were underdressed at the time. Had a few glasses of wine, then started drinking from the bottle EV style! :D Two more bottles of wine later I decide it's time to go home...which was a mile or two away. One the way back I decide I'm going to go down into this drainage area and take a leak. It had been raining so I slipped and rolled all the way down. A couple hours later, I wake up feeling wet. It was pouring and I was laying in a mud puddle...still in the drainage ditch.
    Don't really remember wandering home. Woke up on my computer desk to an alarm going off the next day. The alarm had gone off because I had to be at work at 5AM (I worked at a golf course). I threw on my work shirt and some clean pants and left for work still drunk. Get to work and everyone is looking at me weird.
    3 hours later while still at work, I go into the bathroom and my face and hair were still covered in mud and my lips were purple from all the wine. Worked 3 hours like that and NOBODY said a word!!! Fuckers! :lol:


    :lol:
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    SD48277 wrote:
    Thank you, DS1119, for starting this thread. The stories are fantastic and hilarious.


    Drunken night stories are the best. The only thing better is when you are sitting around drinking with your buds...telling drunken night stories!! :lol::lol:
  • supadupa
    supadupa Chicago Posts: 377
    My friend and I got drunk at a Renaissance Faire a few weeks back, and we molested a guy dressed as a tree person.
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    supadupa wrote:
    My friend and I got drunk at a Renaissance Faire a few weeks back, and we molested a guy dressed as a tree person.

    I so want to make an 'stick' joke...but I don't want a time out...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless

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