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  • supadupa
    supadupa Chicago Posts: 377
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Hahahaha!!!

    Thank you shimmy!!! they are not chicken legs!!

    They are in fact VGL sexy man-legs that have been used to escort me from spot to spot, show to show, gate to gate, and heart to heart :mrgreen:

    Sounds like I would have been extremely privileged to bite the ankles attached to legs like that.
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    supadupa wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Hahahaha!!!

    Thank you shimmy!!! they are not chicken legs!!

    They are in fact VGL sexy man-legs that have been used to escort me from spot to spot, show to show, gate to gate, and heart to heart :mrgreen:

    Sounds like I would have been extremely privileged to bite the ankles attached to legs like that.
    Yes, you would have been... I am very good looking... :lol:
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Wow I just saw this thread and I have so many things to contribute that I'm actually ashamed :oops:

    One of my more recent stories involves way too much Bacardi 151...let's just say that the things involved in this story include me:

    running up and down Main Street chasing cars at bartime
    post-party I slammed 4 Smirnoff Ices (blech) and forced a few of my friends to do the same
    blacking out (the rest I have no recollection of)
    screaming at my hubby and his friends telling them that they didn't know how to party
    screaming over and over 'Leave us alone!' when I was clearly by myself
    walking into the window in the living room thinking it was the bathroom
    finally squatting on the backporch because someone else was passed out in the bathroom

    Bacardi 151? NEVER AGAIN.
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,802
    Fuck me. I have a lot of experience in this area. the only problem is , some of the best ones I would imagine, occured in a blackout. :mrgreen:
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    DS1119 wrote:


    Oh wow...this reminds me of another story. So I'm out camping with 7 other guys...one of my best friends decides to throw an entire can of gas into a fire while we are camping in the Adirondacks. A five gallon jug. This is 1992...the can was metal. It took over an hour because none of us had the balls to grab it out of the fire but when it blew...it was like a nuclear bomb!! :lol::lol:

    DS I would very much love to drink with you sometime!
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Wow I just saw this thread and I have so many things to contribute that I'm actually ashamed :oops:

    One of my more recent stories involves way too much Bacardi 151...let's just say that the things involved in this story include me:

    running up and down Main Street chasing cars at bartime
    post-party I slammed 4 Smirnoff Ices (blech) and forced a few of my friends to do the same
    blacking out (the rest I have no recollection of)
    screaming at my hubby and his friends telling them that they didn't know how to party
    screaming over and over 'Leave us alone!' when I was clearly by myself
    walking into the window in the living room thinking it was the bathroom
    finally squatting on the backporch because someone else was passed out in the bathroom

    Bacardi 151? NEVER AGAIN.


    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Goldschlager - never, never, ever, never, ever, never again.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Goldschlager - never, never, ever, never, ever, never again.

    southern comfort for me :sick::sick:
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    norm wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Goldschlager - never, never, ever, never, ever, never again.

    southern comfort for me :sick::sick:

    don't mix the two...that's all i'm sayin
    81 is now off the air

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:


    Oh wow...this reminds me of another story. So I'm out camping with 7 other guys...one of my best friends decides to throw an entire can of gas into a fire while we are camping in the Adirondacks. A five gallon jug. This is 1992...the can was metal. It took over an hour because none of us had the balls to grab it out of the fire but when it blew...it was like a nuclear bomb!! :lol::lol:

    DS I would very much love to drink with you sometime!


    :thumbup: :wave: :lol:
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    conman wrote:
    18 years old, my sisters wedding...


    we started drinking before we got to the church...
    i was drinking anything i could my hands on, i don't remember most of the reception. the last thing i remember is closing out the night with baba o'reily and my whole family screaming on the top of our lungs 'we're all wasted'

    i woke up the next morning on the floor of the hotel hallway, missing a shoe, missing my bowtie, missing my tux jacket and for some reason had my arms wrapped around a centerpiece from one of the tables at the reception...

    You might be a drinking legend. :lol:
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  • BLACK35
    BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,980
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Wow I just saw this thread and I have so many things to contribute that I'm actually ashamed :oops:

    One of my more recent stories involves way too much Bacardi 151...let's just say that the things involved in this story include me:

    running up and down Main Street chasing cars at bartime
    post-party I slammed 4 Smirnoff Ices (blech) and forced a few of my friends to do the same
    blacking out (the rest I have no recollection of)
    screaming at my hubby and his friends telling them that they didn't know how to party
    screaming over and over 'Leave us alone!' when I was clearly by myself
    walking into the window in the living room thinking it was the bathroom
    finally squatting on the backporch because someone else was passed out in the bathroom

    Bacardi 151? NEVER AGAIN.

    Thats funny :lol::lol:
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I believe I have shared this on the forum somewhere, but I'm going to post it again.

    I was like 16 years old... hung out with some friends at one of their houses while the parents were gone. He had this shed in the back yard that he had turned into a total hangout. Couches, TV, kick ass posters, shag rug, bunch of musical instruments and such.

    We had too much Everclear for our own good... that shit is absolutely horrible, and I learned the hard way. We're getting pretty loaded and decided we want some Taco Bell so we begin our journey. I ordered the chicken quesadilla. I ate that thing like it was going out of style. When we got back, we continued to drink more.

    Obviously, the night becomes harder and harder to recollect, but at one point I had to go outside and take a leak. So there I am, standing outside of this shed... 16 years old and drunk as can be with a full stomach of chicken quesadilla.

    Here is the embarassing part: I managed to pass out standing up in the middle of my piss, with my parts in my hand... fell over and pissed all over myself. Before I was found, and before I woke up... I lost the quesadilla too.

    Not my best moment. Never touched Everclear again.
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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I believe I have shared this on the forum somewhere, but I'm going to post it again.

    I was like 16 years old... hung out with some friends at one of their houses while the parents were gone. He had this shed in the back yard that he had turned into a total hangout. Couches, TV, kick ass posters, shag rug, bunch of musical instruments and such.

    We had too much Everclear for our own good... that shit is absolutely horrible, and I learned the hard way. We're getting pretty loaded and decided we want some Taco Bell so we begin our journey. I ordered the chicken quesadilla. I ate that thing like it was going out of style. When we got back, we continued to drink more.

    Obviously, the night becomes harder and harder to recollect, but at one point I had to go outside and take a leak. So there I am, standing outside of this shed... 16 years old and drunk as can be with a full stomach of chicken quesadilla.

    Here is the embarassing part: I managed to pass out standing up in the middle of my piss, with my parts in my hand... fell over and pissed all over myself. Before I was found, and before I woke up... I lost the quesadilla too.

    Not my best moment. Never touched Everclear again.

    :lol: This really happened last weekend, didn't it?



















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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    DS1119 wrote:
    SD48277 wrote:
    (apparently I was at a magic show at one point in the evening). .


    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


    Magic show? Awesome!
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I believe I have shared this on the forum somewhere, but I'm going to post it again.

    I was like 16 years old... hung out with some friends at one of their houses while the parents were gone. He had this shed in the back yard that he had turned into a total hangout. Couches, TV, kick ass posters, shag rug, bunch of musical instruments and such.

    We had too much Everclear for our own good... that shit is absolutely horrible, and I learned the hard way. We're getting pretty loaded and decided we want some Taco Bell so we begin our journey. I ordered the chicken quesadilla. I ate that thing like it was going out of style. When we got back, we continued to drink more.

    Obviously, the night becomes harder and harder to recollect, but at one point I had to go outside and take a leak. So there I am, standing outside of this shed... 16 years old and drunk as can be with a full stomach of chicken quesadilla.

    Here is the embarassing part: I managed to pass out standing up in the middle of my piss, with my parts in my hand... fell over and pissed all over myself. Before I was found, and before I woke up... I lost the quesadilla too.

    Not my best moment. Never touched Everclear again.

    :lol: This really happened last weekend, didn't it?



















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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Has anyone seen that Michael Bolton Jack Sparrow spoof?

    http://youtu.be/GI6CfKcMhjY

    Went out with a bunch of girlfriends a few weekends ago and we got the DJ at the place we were at to play this song.

    EVERYONE on the dance floor looked very confused :lol:
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    all of your stories are reminding me of some of my escapades:

    1. first time I got drunk, at a party when I was a teenager. Drank too many beers too fast which caused projectile vomiting in the living room of the girl I was trying to date. My buddies rolled me out to the bushes in the yard where I stayed until they were done partying, they then carried me to the back seat of the car, they drove to the pizza shop, ate pizza in the front, while I lay in the back. At one point, I opened the door to lean out and puke, they thought it was hilarious, bastards!
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    all of your stories are reminding me of some of my escapades:

    1. first time I got drunk, at a party when I was a teenager. Drank too many beers too fast which caused projectile vomiting in the living room of the girl I was trying to date. My buddies rolled me out to the bushes in the yard where I stayed until they were done partying, they then carried me to the back seat of the car, they drove to the pizza shop, ate pizza in the front, while I lay in the back. At one point, I opened the door to lean out and puke, they thought it was hilarious, bastards!

    Hey, at least they took care of you though and didn't leave you in the bushes? :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    dcfaithful wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    all of your stories are reminding me of some of my escapades:

    1. first time I got drunk, at a party when I was a teenager. Drank too many beers too fast which caused projectile vomiting in the living room of the girl I was trying to date. My buddies rolled me out to the bushes in the yard where I stayed until they were done partying, they then carried me to the back seat of the car, they drove to the pizza shop, ate pizza in the front, while I lay in the back. At one point, I opened the door to lean out and puke, they thought it was hilarious, bastards!

    Hey, at least they took care of you though and didn't leave you in the bushes? :lol:

    right, I was like the dead guy in Weekend at Bernie's, they just kept carrying me around while they partied, until they finally dropped me off about a block from home

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