Wow I just saw this thread and I have so many things to contribute that I'm actually ashamed :oops:
One of my more recent stories involves way too much Bacardi 151...let's just say that the things involved in this story include me:
running up and down Main Street chasing cars at bartime
post-party I slammed 4 Smirnoff Ices (blech) and forced a few of my friends to do the same
blacking out (the rest I have no recollection of)
screaming at my hubby and his friends telling them that they didn't know how to party
screaming over and over 'Leave us alone!' when I was clearly by myself
walking into the window in the living room thinking it was the bathroom
finally squatting on the backporch because someone else was passed out in the bathroom
Bacardi 151? NEVER AGAIN.
WI '98, WI '99 (EV), WI '00, Chgo '00, MO '00, Champaign '03, Chgo '03, WI '03, IN '03, MI '04, Chgo '06:N1 & 2, WI '06, Chgo '07, Chgo '08 (EV:N1), Chgo '09:N1 & 2, Chgo '11 (EV:N1), WI '11:N1 & 2, Philly '12, Wrigley '13, Pitt '13, Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Oh wow...this reminds me of another story. So I'm out camping with 7 other guys...one of my best friends decides to throw an entire can of gas into a fire while we are camping in the Adirondacks. A five gallon jug. This is 1992...the can was metal. It took over an hour because none of us had the balls to grab it out of the fire but when it blew...it was like a nuclear bomb!!
DS I would very much love to drink with you sometime!
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Wow I just saw this thread and I have so many things to contribute that I'm actually ashamed :oops:
One of my more recent stories involves way too much Bacardi 151...let's just say that the things involved in this story include me:
running up and down Main Street chasing cars at bartime
post-party I slammed 4 Smirnoff Ices (blech) and forced a few of my friends to do the same
blacking out (the rest I have no recollection of)
screaming at my hubby and his friends telling them that they didn't know how to party
screaming over and over 'Leave us alone!' when I was clearly by myself
walking into the window in the living room thinking it was the bathroom
finally squatting on the backporch because someone else was passed out in the bathroom
Oh wow...this reminds me of another story. So I'm out camping with 7 other guys...one of my best friends decides to throw an entire can of gas into a fire while we are camping in the Adirondacks. A five gallon jug. This is 1992...the can was metal. It took over an hour because none of us had the balls to grab it out of the fire but when it blew...it was like a nuclear bomb!!
DS I would very much love to drink with you sometime!
we started drinking before we got to the church...
i was drinking anything i could my hands on, i don't remember most of the reception. the last thing i remember is closing out the night with baba o'reily and my whole family screaming on the top of our lungs 'we're all wasted'
i woke up the next morning on the floor of the hotel hallway, missing a shoe, missing my bowtie, missing my tux jacket and for some reason had my arms wrapped around a centerpiece from one of the tables at the reception...
You might be a drinking legend.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Wow I just saw this thread and I have so many things to contribute that I'm actually ashamed :oops:
One of my more recent stories involves way too much Bacardi 151...let's just say that the things involved in this story include me:
running up and down Main Street chasing cars at bartime
post-party I slammed 4 Smirnoff Ices (blech) and forced a few of my friends to do the same
blacking out (the rest I have no recollection of)
screaming at my hubby and his friends telling them that they didn't know how to party
screaming over and over 'Leave us alone!' when I was clearly by myself
walking into the window in the living room thinking it was the bathroom
finally squatting on the backporch because someone else was passed out in the bathroom
Bacardi 151? NEVER AGAIN.
Thats funny
2005 - London
2009 - Toronto
2010 - Buffalo
2011 - Toronto 1&2
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1 2018 - Fenway 1&2 2022 - Hamilton, Toronto 2023 - Chicago 1&2 2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
I believe I have shared this on the forum somewhere, but I'm going to post it again.
I was like 16 years old... hung out with some friends at one of their houses while the parents were gone. He had this shed in the back yard that he had turned into a total hangout. Couches, TV, kick ass posters, shag rug, bunch of musical instruments and such.
We had too much Everclear for our own good... that shit is absolutely horrible, and I learned the hard way. We're getting pretty loaded and decided we want some Taco Bell so we begin our journey. I ordered the chicken quesadilla. I ate that thing like it was going out of style. When we got back, we continued to drink more.
Obviously, the night becomes harder and harder to recollect, but at one point I had to go outside and take a leak. So there I am, standing outside of this shed... 16 years old and drunk as can be with a full stomach of chicken quesadilla.
Here is the embarassing part: I managed to pass out standing up in the middle of my piss, with my parts in my hand... fell over and pissed all over myself. Before I was found, and before I woke up... I lost the quesadilla too.
Not my best moment. Never touched Everclear again.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I believe I have shared this on the forum somewhere, but I'm going to post it again.
I was like 16 years old... hung out with some friends at one of their houses while the parents were gone. He had this shed in the back yard that he had turned into a total hangout. Couches, TV, kick ass posters, shag rug, bunch of musical instruments and such.
We had too much Everclear for our own good... that shit is absolutely horrible, and I learned the hard way. We're getting pretty loaded and decided we want some Taco Bell so we begin our journey. I ordered the chicken quesadilla. I ate that thing like it was going out of style. When we got back, we continued to drink more.
Obviously, the night becomes harder and harder to recollect, but at one point I had to go outside and take a leak. So there I am, standing outside of this shed... 16 years old and drunk as can be with a full stomach of chicken quesadilla.
Here is the embarassing part: I managed to pass out standing up in the middle of my piss, with my parts in my hand... fell over and pissed all over myself. Before I was found, and before I woke up... I lost the quesadilla too.
Not my best moment. Never touched Everclear again.
This really happened last weekend, didn't it?
WI '98, WI '99 (EV), WI '00, Chgo '00, MO '00, Champaign '03, Chgo '03, WI '03, IN '03, MI '04, Chgo '06:N1 & 2, WI '06, Chgo '07, Chgo '08 (EV:N1), Chgo '09:N1 & 2, Chgo '11 (EV:N1), WI '11:N1 & 2, Philly '12, Wrigley '13, Pitt '13, Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
I believe I have shared this on the forum somewhere, but I'm going to post it again.
I was like 16 years old... hung out with some friends at one of their houses while the parents were gone. He had this shed in the back yard that he had turned into a total hangout. Couches, TV, kick ass posters, shag rug, bunch of musical instruments and such.
We had too much Everclear for our own good... that shit is absolutely horrible, and I learned the hard way. We're getting pretty loaded and decided we want some Taco Bell so we begin our journey. I ordered the chicken quesadilla. I ate that thing like it was going out of style. When we got back, we continued to drink more.
Obviously, the night becomes harder and harder to recollect, but at one point I had to go outside and take a leak. So there I am, standing outside of this shed... 16 years old and drunk as can be with a full stomach of chicken quesadilla.
Here is the embarassing part: I managed to pass out standing up in the middle of my piss, with my parts in my hand... fell over and pissed all over myself. Before I was found, and before I woke up... I lost the quesadilla too.
Not my best moment. Never touched Everclear again.
This really happened last weekend, didn't it?
:shh:
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
all of your stories are reminding me of some of my escapades:
1. first time I got drunk, at a party when I was a teenager. Drank too many beers too fast which caused projectile vomiting in the living room of the girl I was trying to date. My buddies rolled me out to the bushes in the yard where I stayed until they were done partying, they then carried me to the back seat of the car, they drove to the pizza shop, ate pizza in the front, while I lay in the back. At one point, I opened the door to lean out and puke, they thought it was hilarious, bastards!
all of your stories are reminding me of some of my escapades:
1. first time I got drunk, at a party when I was a teenager. Drank too many beers too fast which caused projectile vomiting in the living room of the girl I was trying to date. My buddies rolled me out to the bushes in the yard where I stayed until they were done partying, they then carried me to the back seat of the car, they drove to the pizza shop, ate pizza in the front, while I lay in the back. At one point, I opened the door to lean out and puke, they thought it was hilarious, bastards!
Hey, at least they took care of you though and didn't leave you in the bushes?
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
all of your stories are reminding me of some of my escapades:
1. first time I got drunk, at a party when I was a teenager. Drank too many beers too fast which caused projectile vomiting in the living room of the girl I was trying to date. My buddies rolled me out to the bushes in the yard where I stayed until they were done partying, they then carried me to the back seat of the car, they drove to the pizza shop, ate pizza in the front, while I lay in the back. At one point, I opened the door to lean out and puke, they thought it was hilarious, bastards!
Hey, at least they took care of you though and didn't leave you in the bushes?
right, I was like the dead guy in Weekend at Bernie's, they just kept carrying me around while they partied, until they finally dropped me off about a block from home
all of your stories are reminding me of some of my escapades:
1. first time I got drunk, at a party when I was a teenager. Drank too many beers too fast which caused projectile vomiting in the living room of the girl I was trying to date. My buddies rolled me out to the bushes in the yard where I stayed until they were done partying, they then carried me to the back seat of the car, they drove to the pizza shop, ate pizza in the front, while I lay in the back. At one point, I opened the door to lean out and puke, they thought it was hilarious, bastards!
Hey, at least they took care of you though and didn't leave you in the bushes?
No shit. Be glad you didnt run with us. We'd have done your makeup for you, pantsed you, THEN we'd have left you!!!
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
all of your stories are reminding me of some of my escapades:
1. first time I got drunk, at a party when I was a teenager. Drank too many beers too fast which caused projectile vomiting in the living room of the girl I was trying to date. My buddies rolled me out to the bushes in the yard where I stayed until they were done partying, they then carried me to the back seat of the car, they drove to the pizza shop, ate pizza in the front, while I lay in the back. At one point, I opened the door to lean out and puke, they thought it was hilarious, bastards!
Hey, at least they took care of you though and didn't leave you in the bushes?
right, I was like the dead guy in Weekend at Bernie's, they just kept carrying me around while they partied, until they finally dropped me off about a block from home
Were you able to find your way home? There was a story here in Utah about a teen who got really shit-faced and tried to go home but snuck back into the wrong house. He was found the next morning passed out in the some little girls bed. Apparently in that neighborhood a lot of the houses look the same.
Funny, but kind of not at the same time.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
all of your stories are reminding me of some of my escapades:
1. first time I got drunk, at a party when I was a teenager. Drank too many beers too fast which caused projectile vomiting in the living room of the girl I was trying to date. My buddies rolled me out to the bushes in the yard where I stayed until they were done partying, they then carried me to the back seat of the car, they drove to the pizza shop, ate pizza in the front, while I lay in the back. At one point, I opened the door to lean out and puke, they thought it was hilarious, bastards!
Hey, at least they took care of you though and didn't leave you in the bushes?
No shit. Be glad you didnt run with us. We'd have done your makeup for you, pantsed you, THEN we'd have left you!!!
Exactly. I passed out one time in front of all my good friends and found out the next morning that I was the human canvas all night. It even began before I fell asleep as I was so volunteering apparently.
The best piece of "art" was my friend writing "Hot Dog Stand" on my back with an arrow pointing to my ass. :?
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
all of your stories are reminding me of some of my escapades:
1. first time I got drunk, at a party when I was a teenager. Drank too many beers too fast which caused projectile vomiting in the living room of the girl I was trying to date. My buddies rolled me out to the bushes in the yard where I stayed until they were done partying, they then carried me to the back seat of the car, they drove to the pizza shop, ate pizza in the front, while I lay in the back. At one point, I opened the door to lean out and puke, they thought it was hilarious, bastards!
Hey, at least they took care of you though and didn't leave you in the bushes?
No shit. Be glad you didnt run with us. We'd have done your makeup for you, pantsed you, THEN we'd have left you!!!
I have no funny drunk stories....since I tend to projectile vomit before any fun ensues.
though I did research Ed's favorite wine, I can handle dinking that...but I just can't afford it...or rather, it would have to be really special occasion for me to spring for a bottle of it.
I do have funny vomiting stories...
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Anyone guilty of getting really drunk and releasing some incoherent emotions?
Pretty sure I'm guilty of this, and I've also helped some others through it too.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Thread transition, because I've got a funny one to share too. Let's just say that I don't think I'm welcome in a particular Holiday Inn in Downtown Atlanta anymore.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
2. During college, a buddy and I would go to his girlfriend's house that she shared with a bunch of other girls at her school, about an hour away. One time we had everclear and kool-aid and I vaguely remember walking all around the neighborhood in my socks, thinking I have to keep moving because if I stop things will spin out of control and I will start puking. I also remember we lifted a telephone pole that was laying on the side of the street, not sure why.
New Years' Eve 1991 and we are all home for the first time from college. We end up at this girl's house for a party. Typical high school/college house party. The house was a weird design and the kitchen was sunken down...to get out you had to take some stairs up either direction you went. There were kegs at the party and us genius' figured it would be a good night to start funneling beer. Well that went pretty well but if you have ever funneled beer it can get quite messy. Before we knew it, we were standing in about 6-7 inches of beer. It was in her cabinets, appliances,even crept up onto the carpeting of the stairs. When I woke up the next morning I looked at my pants and there was a beer stain so I could actually see how deep the beer had gotten. I walk out of the bedroom and my buddy is eating and he had the line of the century that still cracks me up...he looks up at me and says "dude I puked so hard last night it bounced". Apparantly he puked on the car ride home and it splashed of the pavement hitting him in the face.
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Sounds like I would have been extremely privileged to bite the ankles attached to legs like that.
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One of my more recent stories involves way too much Bacardi 151...let's just say that the things involved in this story include me:
running up and down Main Street chasing cars at bartime
post-party I slammed 4 Smirnoff Ices (blech) and forced a few of my friends to do the same
blacking out (the rest I have no recollection of)
screaming at my hubby and his friends telling them that they didn't know how to party
screaming over and over 'Leave us alone!' when I was clearly by myself
walking into the window in the living room thinking it was the bathroom
finally squatting on the backporch because someone else was passed out in the bathroom
Bacardi 151? NEVER AGAIN.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
DS I would very much love to drink with you sometime!
southern comfort for me
don't mix the two...that's all i'm sayin
:thumbup: :wave:
You might be a drinking legend.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Thats funny
2009 - Toronto
2010 - Buffalo
2011 - Toronto 1&2
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
2018 - Fenway 1&2
2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
2023 - Chicago 1&2
2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
I was like 16 years old... hung out with some friends at one of their houses while the parents were gone. He had this shed in the back yard that he had turned into a total hangout. Couches, TV, kick ass posters, shag rug, bunch of musical instruments and such.
We had too much Everclear for our own good... that shit is absolutely horrible, and I learned the hard way. We're getting pretty loaded and decided we want some Taco Bell so we begin our journey. I ordered the chicken quesadilla. I ate that thing like it was going out of style. When we got back, we continued to drink more.
Obviously, the night becomes harder and harder to recollect, but at one point I had to go outside and take a leak. So there I am, standing outside of this shed... 16 years old and drunk as can be with a full stomach of chicken quesadilla.
Here is the embarassing part: I managed to pass out standing up in the middle of my piss, with my parts in my hand... fell over and pissed all over myself. Before I was found, and before I woke up... I lost the quesadilla too.
Not my best moment. Never touched Everclear again.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Magic show? Awesome!
:shh:
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
http://youtu.be/GI6CfKcMhjY
Went out with a bunch of girlfriends a few weekends ago and we got the DJ at the place we were at to play this song.
EVERYONE on the dance floor looked very confused
1. first time I got drunk, at a party when I was a teenager. Drank too many beers too fast which caused projectile vomiting in the living room of the girl I was trying to date. My buddies rolled me out to the bushes in the yard where I stayed until they were done partying, they then carried me to the back seat of the car, they drove to the pizza shop, ate pizza in the front, while I lay in the back. At one point, I opened the door to lean out and puke, they thought it was hilarious, bastards!
Hey, at least they took care of you though and didn't leave you in the bushes?
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
right, I was like the dead guy in Weekend at Bernie's, they just kept carrying me around while they partied, until they finally dropped me off about a block from home
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Were you able to find your way home? There was a story here in Utah about a teen who got really shit-faced and tried to go home but snuck back into the wrong house. He was found the next morning passed out in the some little girls bed. Apparently in that neighborhood a lot of the houses look the same.
Funny, but kind of not at the same time.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Exactly. I passed out one time in front of all my good friends and found out the next morning that I was the human canvas all night. It even began before I fell asleep as I was so volunteering apparently.
The best piece of "art" was my friend writing "Hot Dog Stand" on my back with an arrow pointing to my ass. :?
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
LOL!
though I did research Ed's favorite wine, I can handle dinking that...but I just can't afford it...or rather, it would have to be really special occasion for me to spring for a bottle of it.
I do have funny vomiting stories...
- Christopher McCandless
Pretty sure I'm guilty of this, and I've also helped some others through it too.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Thread transition, because I've got a funny one to share too. Let's just say that I don't think I'm welcome in a particular Holiday Inn in Downtown Atlanta anymore.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Sammi: Wanna just break up?