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  • gonzo
    gonzo Posts: 769
    Stone Gossard removes staples with his teeth, then chews them into nails for later use.
    peace,
    gonzo
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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard doesn't wash his dishes, he just licks them clean.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Women open the door for Stone Gossard.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    A shark once survived a Stone Gossard attack.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    The top five global brands:
    5) McDonalds
    4) IBM
    3) Google
    2) Apple
    1) Stone Gossard


    Good one!


    (to heck with two through five)
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    There is no such thing as a shooting star... That's Stone Gossard up in the sky...
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Stone Gossard travels to a Parallel Universe to pen #1 chart hits for Justin Bieber.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard invented Bluetooth technology.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard controls the sun via remote control.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be taking over for Regis making "The Stone and Kelly Show" the most popular morning show in history.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has never said a curse word.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone fucking Gossard fucking swears like a fucking sailor on fucking leave.
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard pulled over to change my grandmother's tire.. It took 38 seconds..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    In the future, the statue of liberty is going the be replaced with the statue of Stone Gossard.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard had a fling with Blondie in the summer of 1981. He was 15 years old.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is one of the zombies in the Thriller music video.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Stone Gossard fired Dave Abbruzzese by carrier pigeon whilst playing 9 holes of Putt Putt Golf.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard once guest hosted for Piers Morgan Tonight. Stone interviewed himself because there wasn't anyone more interesting.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Stone Gossard performs all of his own stunts.

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