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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can hit a target with a rifle from 14.3 miles away.
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard helped Bono from U2 to find what he was looking for. U2's next album is dedicated "To The Star Studded Stunning Stone Gossard." 8-)
    John and Shawna
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    paysonites wrote:
    Stone Gossard helped Bono from U2 to find what he was looking for. U2's next album is dedicated "To The Star Studded Stunning Stone Gossard." 8-)

    Movie stars, Musicians even the President of the United States heard about this and are begging Stone to start up his own tarot card/psychic reading service.
    John and Shawna
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is an excellent butcher.
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard is an excellent butcher.

    You should visit Stone's Steak Shop. It's the only one of its kind where it is policy that all steaks are to be packaged up with a side of a world class ketchup.
    John and Shawna
  • phungiphungi Posts: 641
    Stone Gossard wants to dance with somebody.
    37 PJ Shows, 3 EV Shows, 1134 Total Songs, 24 Different Openers, 9 Different Closers, 252 Unique Songs (never enough)
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    paysonites wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard is an excellent butcher.

    You should visit Stone's Steak Shop. It's the only one of its kind where it is policy that all steaks are to be packaged up with a side of a world class ketchup.


    :shock: :mrgreen:
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    When Stone Gossard shits in one hand and wishes in the other, the wish hand fills up first.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    DS1119 wrote:
    paysonites wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard is an excellent butcher.

    You should visit Stone's Steak Shop. It's the only one of its kind where it is policy that all steaks are to be packaged up with a side of a world class ketchup.


    :shock: :mrgreen:

    :shock: :mrgreen:8-)
    John and Shawna
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is the inspiration of the new Cirque show in Las Vegas.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be fighting Syvester Stallone in the next Rocky movie.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard beat Arnold Schwarzenegger in an arm wrestling match. He won 2 out of 3.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard never got a government bailout.
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Clowns are scared of Stone Gossard.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard pisses excellence.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard gave Lil Wayne his tear drop tattoos.
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard was a Simpson.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard once gave Megan Fox a fake phone number because she wasn't his type.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • wishlisa76wishlisa76 Posts: 806
    Whenever Stone Gossard steps outside the sun starts to shine, pink butterflies are all over the place and a gospel choir appears from nowhere, singing hysterically. (Stone doesn´t care though.)
    "I gather speed from you fucking with me"

    PJ in Stockholm, Sweden, 7th July 2012. EV solo in London, 31st July 2012. PJ in Stockholm 28th of June 2014. PJ in Milton Keynes UK, 11th of July 2014, Eddie solo in London 6th of June 2017. PJ London 18th of June, 2018, and 17th of July, 2018.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be moving to the North Pole in August to help keep the polar ice caps from melting.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard will be moving to the North Pole in August to help keep the polar ice caps from melting.

    Lol
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can build everything that MacGyver can and more.
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard used to be roommates with Danny Tanner from Full House back in college....they threw the sickest cleaning parties.
    Bristow, VA - 5.13.10
    East Troy, WI - 9.3.11
    East Troy, WI - 9.4.11
    Atlanta, GA - 9.22.12
    Las Vegas, NV - 10.31.12 (EV)
    Las Vegas, NV - 11.1.12 (EV)
    Chicago, IL - 7.19.13
    Dallas, TX - 11.15.13
    Oklahoma City, OK - 11.16.13
    Seattle, WA - 12.6.13
    Lincoln, NE - 10.9.14
    Moline, IL - 10.17.14
    St. Paul, MN - 10.19.14
    Milwaukee, WI - 10.20.14
    New York, NY - 5.1.16
    New York, NY - 5.2.16
    Boston, MA - 8.5.16
    Boston, MA - 8.7.16
    Chicago, IL - 8.20.16

  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    It's impossible to X-Ray Stone Gossard.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard makes and flies his own kites.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard took the gold chains Mr. T gave him in the '90s and recently had them melted down into a big, phat pinky ring.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has perfect breasts.
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard calls it a "vag"
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard. It's What's for Dinner.
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