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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    edited February 2012
    Stone Gossard can turn a lesbian on.
    Post edited by The Waiting Trophy Man on
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard just added a fifth EV Memphis show. :lol:
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard knows every secret handshake known to man.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard is to centipede as fire is to.....
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can play the bagpipes.
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard is never having to say you're sorry.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard gets the five dollar footlong at Subway 365 days a year.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard gets the five dollar footlong at Subway 365 days a year.

    Actually he gets them for free, he prints counterfeit Subway cards in his basement.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    SatansFuton wrote:
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard gets the five dollar footlong at Subway 365 days a year.

    Actually he gets them for free, he prints counterfeit Subway cards in his basement.

    Lol
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard teaches Sunday School on Tuesday.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard once gave the Dalai Lama advice.
  • HailHailOZHailHailOZ Posts: 350
    Stone Gossard now rides a penny farthing.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can adjust his body temperature with a special dial on his watch.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard invented window tint.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has 3 big toes.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard turned down the role of Rusty in Vacation because of a conflicting work schedule.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard doesn't have to get off the roller coaster. They let him stay in the front each time.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard's teeth are self-cleaning.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard invented the Big Mac.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard collects People magazine.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can break a glass by whistling.
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    When Stone farts nature does not go on an elevated terror alert it welcomes the specialness in the air.
    John and Shawna
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has a remote control for his sprinkler.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard always finds that needle in a haystack. His travels to 100 different farms have been documented and the results are in the 99 percentile.
    John and Shawna
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    When Stone Gossard cuts the cheese it forms little Swiss army knifes.
    No Shit!!!
    John and Shawna
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard was originally cast to play B.A. Baracus in the A-Team movie, but it was decided he was too masculine for the role.

    StoneT.jpg

    (His bling was made out of melted down Grammys)
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Lol!
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Stone Gossard was originally cast to play B.A. Baracus in the A-Team movie, but it was decided he was too masculine for the role.

    StoneT.jpg

    (His bling was made out of melted down Grammys)

    OOOOOOOOHHHHH YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! You are the winner of the day. :lol:

    Mr.S. unfortunately would of caused gender disputes. (Mr.S. :D )
    John and Shawna
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard speaks Dolphin.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard went through his entire childhood never once getting tagged in a game of tag.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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