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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can play 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star' on the piano with his penis.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can inflate a car tire with his mouth.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can down a pitcher of beer in two gulps.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is cooler than the Fonz.
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard can hit all the high notes in "Bohemian Rhapsody."
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard invented Mountain Dew.
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard just clicked off the Grammys, utterly disgusted.

    Now he's making himself a cup of tea and putting on "Who's Next."
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard invents the games on Fear Factor.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard sang I Will Always Love You at the Grammy awards tonight, in a moving tribute to the late Whitney Houston. He received a standing ovation and brought tears to everyone's eyes.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • wishlisa76wishlisa76 Posts: 806
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard sang I Will Always Love You at the Grammy awards tonight, in a moving tribute to the late Whitney Houston. He received a standing ovation and brought tears to everyone's eyes.

    :lol:

    Stone Gossard plays hide and seek with his Grammy in the basement. The Grammy won.
    "I gather speed from you fucking with me"

    PJ in Stockholm, Sweden, 7th July 2012. EV solo in London, 31st July 2012. PJ in Stockholm 28th of June 2014. PJ in Milton Keynes UK, 11th of July 2014, Eddie solo in London 6th of June 2017. PJ London 18th of June, 2018, and 17th of July, 2018.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can hit a baseball 749 feet.
  • Lost In OhioLost In Ohio Posts: 6,808
    Stone Gossard's dick wrote Dirty Frank, Black, and State of Love and Trust all at the same time!
    Presidential Advice from President-Elect Mike McCready: "Are you getting something out of this all encompassing trip?"
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will help you paint your home if you ask nicely.
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard is the change this country needs.
    John and Shawna
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can get a thread locked like no one's business.
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Enots Drassog is just one of hundreds of alias's that Stone Gossard uses when traveling the world.
    John and Shawna
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard taught James Dean how to be cool.
  • lue2281lue2281 Posts: 39
    Stone once went up to a woman, pointed at her, said "booya", and instantly gave her an orgasm
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can give himself a back massage.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard knows how it feels to be me.
    John and Shawna
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard drinks 484 ounces of water a day.
  • stuckinlinestuckinline Posts: 3,365
    paysonites wrote:
    Enots Drassog is just one of hundreds of alias's that Stone Gossard uses when traveling the world.


    :clap::clap::clap:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is so cool he eats popsicles and ice cream to warm up.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can get drunk off one can of light beer.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can reprogram a garage door opener by looking at it.
  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    Stone Gossard does not get hangovers like the one i have now :lol:
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard is a part-time kindgarten teacher - it's where he met his old gf Ms. Lippy from Billy Madison. He still spackles glue on his face every so often.
    Bristow, VA - 5.13.10
    East Troy, WI - 9.3.11
    East Troy, WI - 9.4.11
    Atlanta, GA - 9.22.12
    Las Vegas, NV - 10.31.12 (EV)
    Las Vegas, NV - 11.1.12 (EV)
    Chicago, IL - 7.19.13
    Dallas, TX - 11.15.13
    Oklahoma City, OK - 11.16.13
    Seattle, WA - 12.6.13
    Lincoln, NE - 10.9.14
    Moline, IL - 10.17.14
    St. Paul, MN - 10.19.14
    Milwaukee, WI - 10.20.14
    New York, NY - 5.1.16
    New York, NY - 5.2.16
    Boston, MA - 8.5.16
    Boston, MA - 8.7.16
    Chicago, IL - 8.20.16

  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can operate an ice resurfacing machine.
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard has the entire collection of the Pee Wee Herman Show taped on video cassette.
    Bristow, VA - 5.13.10
    East Troy, WI - 9.3.11
    East Troy, WI - 9.4.11
    Atlanta, GA - 9.22.12
    Las Vegas, NV - 10.31.12 (EV)
    Las Vegas, NV - 11.1.12 (EV)
    Chicago, IL - 7.19.13
    Dallas, TX - 11.15.13
    Oklahoma City, OK - 11.16.13
    Seattle, WA - 12.6.13
    Lincoln, NE - 10.9.14
    Moline, IL - 10.17.14
    St. Paul, MN - 10.19.14
    Milwaukee, WI - 10.20.14
    New York, NY - 5.1.16
    New York, NY - 5.2.16
    Boston, MA - 8.5.16
    Boston, MA - 8.7.16
    Chicago, IL - 8.20.16

  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard drinks egg nog all year round.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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