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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can beat every level of Ms. PacMan blinfolded.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard hasn't used a public washroom since 1984.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard has never returned anything without a receipt. NEVER.. :|
    John and Shawna
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is an ear model.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard can tie 26 cherry stems into knots in his mouth all at the same time.
    John and Shawna
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard did all of Grace Jones' stunts in "A View To A Kill".

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    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    When Stone Gossard cuts the cheese little Swiss army knifes are born.
    John and Shawna
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can knit a carpet.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard charges his phone by holding it over his heart.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can tell you the phone number of every record store in the United States.
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard is persona non grata at the Playboy Mansion due to an incident involving three Playmates, a kiddy pool filled with Gummy Bears, a rodeo clown, Clint Howard, a domesticated badger and a Thighmaster.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard always has 14 gallons of skim milk in his home.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard pisses lemonade.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard keeps a banjo in his trunk in case of emergency.
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    I was backstage at a Pearl Jam concert once, and after the show Stone Gossard came walking down the tunnel to the dressing rooms, looking tired and sweaty. I said "Hey Mr. Gossard, you want my Coke?". He took it and chugged it in front of me. As I walked away he yelled "Hey Kid", I turned around just in time to get hit in the face with the guitar he threw at me.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    SatansFuton wrote:
    I was backstage at a Pearl Jam concert once, and after the show Stone Gossard came walking down the tunnel to the dressing rooms, looking tired and sweaty. I said "Hey Mr. Gossard, you want my Coke?". He took it and chugged it in front of me. As I walked away he yelled "Hey Kid", I turned around just in time to get hit in the face with the guitar he threw at me.

    Incredible story..Thanks for sharing. :thumbup: :thumbup:
    John and Shawna
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard will sign your forehead when you ask him for an autograph.
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  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    YLed2 wrote:
    Stone Gossard will sign your forehead when you ask him for an autograph.

    If you ask him to sign your breasts he'll thrown in a complimentary motorboat.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    If you ask him to sign your harry dick (and Jane album)
    he'll throw in some Rogain :lol:
    John and Shawna
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard fills pot holes in his spare time.
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard always finds the time. Even when time is limited and there is no time.
    John and Shawna
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has never burned the roof of his mouth.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard has faith that it will all work out.
    John and Shawna
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is tougher than he looks.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    SatansFuton wrote:
    YLed2 wrote:
    Stone Gossard will sign your forehead when you ask him for an autograph.

    If you ask him to sign your breasts he'll thrown in a complimentary motorboat.

    Stone Gossard is a motorboatin' son of a bitch.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBtN1i3O4fY
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can run underwater.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard breaks the sound barrier every time he runs.
  • wishlisa76wishlisa76 Posts: 806
    Stone Gossard first refused to play "No way" at PJ 20 as an attempt to act out the song title.
    "I gather speed from you fucking with me"

    PJ in Stockholm, Sweden, 7th July 2012. EV solo in London, 31st July 2012. PJ in Stockholm 28th of June 2014. PJ in Milton Keynes UK, 11th of July 2014, Eddie solo in London 6th of June 2017. PJ London 18th of June, 2018, and 17th of July, 2018.
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    wishlisa76 wrote:
    Stone Gossard first refused to play "No way" at PJ 20 as an attempt to act out the song title.

    Clever
    John and Shawna
  • wishlisa76wishlisa76 Posts: 806
    paysonites wrote:
    wishlisa76 wrote:
    Stone Gossard first refused to play "No way" at PJ 20 as an attempt to act out the song title.

    Clever

    By doing that, Stone Gossard got a lot of credit from a couple of retired Austrian drama therapists in the audience.
    "I gather speed from you fucking with me"

    PJ in Stockholm, Sweden, 7th July 2012. EV solo in London, 31st July 2012. PJ in Stockholm 28th of June 2014. PJ in Milton Keynes UK, 11th of July 2014, Eddie solo in London 6th of June 2017. PJ London 18th of June, 2018, and 17th of July, 2018.
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