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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is the single biggest shareholder of GE in the World.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has a secret doorway in his house that leads to Narnia.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has a never ending toilet paper roll.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has breakfast in bed every morning.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard has breakfast in bed every morning.

    He can do that because he has crumb-free bread.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is a Wi-Fi hotspot.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has his own, personal adult size swing set in his tv room.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard owns three trained sea lions that cook dinner nightly.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has magnetic fingertips.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard donates his hair clippings to NASA for future use as a heat shield for the new shuttle program.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is open daily.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard knows everyone.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can open a brand new ketchup bottle with his buttocks.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard is a bar certified attorney. He specializes in fighting for your right to party, and has never lost a case. His case of "Pops v Smoking Boy" set a legal precedent which recognizes partiers rights in light of parental hypocrisy. He was also instrumental in making it a misdemeanor for your mom to throw away your best porno mag.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can see the lunar rover's tiretracks on the moon from his balcony.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has crafted his own crankshaft music box which plays his song Mankind. He listens to it in bed every night before he goes to sleep.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can never resist riding the 25 cent "Horsie Ride" whenever he passes a K-Mart.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can solve any combination lock in under 3 minutes.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard eats exactly 3.5 Oreo cookies a day.
  • wishlisa76wishlisa76 Posts: 806
    Stone Gossard uses this thread as a guide on what to do next weekend. He´s amazed by all the suggestions and figures he can squeeze a lot of things in during the Eurotour.
    "I gather speed from you fucking with me"

    PJ in Stockholm, Sweden, 7th July 2012. EV solo in London, 31st July 2012. PJ in Stockholm 28th of June 2014. PJ in Milton Keynes UK, 11th of July 2014, Eddie solo in London 6th of June 2017. PJ London 18th of June, 2018, and 17th of July, 2018.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard sponsors PBS.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can shave using only his finger.
  • wishlisa76wishlisa76 Posts: 806
    Stone Gossard sometimes wears a gorgeous blouse with flowers on it, as can be seen here to the right.
    "I gather speed from you fucking with me"

    PJ in Stockholm, Sweden, 7th July 2012. EV solo in London, 31st July 2012. PJ in Stockholm 28th of June 2014. PJ in Milton Keynes UK, 11th of July 2014, Eddie solo in London 6th of June 2017. PJ London 18th of June, 2018, and 17th of July, 2018.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is going to live to see the 22nd century.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard was once standing on a toilet hanging a clock, he slipped and hit his head. When he woke up, he drew this...

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    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard never lets you see him sweat.
  • wishlisa76wishlisa76 Posts: 806
    Stone Gossard is a hunk.
    "I gather speed from you fucking with me"

    PJ in Stockholm, Sweden, 7th July 2012. EV solo in London, 31st July 2012. PJ in Stockholm 28th of June 2014. PJ in Milton Keynes UK, 11th of July 2014, Eddie solo in London 6th of June 2017. PJ London 18th of June, 2018, and 17th of July, 2018.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard finds, fixes and restores cuckoo clocks and gives them away to old folks homes.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is hypoallergenic.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard pays for everything with rolled coins.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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