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  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard can box jump a semi truck.
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard doesn't need to use tarps or masking tape. He's that good at painting.
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  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard accidentally traveled to Saturn while testing out his home made jet pack. He said it was rather boring.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    To this day, Stone Gossard believes that E.T. the extraterrestrial was based on a true story.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be jumping the fountains at Caesar's Palace on April 11th.
  • RedMosquito22RedMosquito22 Posts: 8,158
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard will be jumping the fountains at Caesar's Palace on April 11th.

    And will have Mike Tyson's tiger in his room later that night.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard owns 47 apartment complexes.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    It aint over until Stone Gossard tells the fat lady to sing.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard owns 47 In n Out Burger franchises.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can row a boat through a wheat field.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard owns 47 Sonic Burger franchises.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard's favorite color is cornflower blue.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • wishlisa76wishlisa76 Posts: 806
    Stone Gossard saves a great deal of time by not having to make coffee anymore. He just sticks his nose in his old PJ Mexican coffee cup and holds it there for five seconds.
    "I gather speed from you fucking with me"

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard owns 47 Carls Jr franchises.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is a natural redhead.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard orders drinks over the phone before he shows up to the restaurant..
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard's phone number is only 3 digits.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard's favorite card game is 52 Pickup.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is an Israeli spy.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is the best firewall program you can buy for your Windows PC.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    edited February 2012
    Stone Gossard painted his whole house by smearing it with his bare hands instead of using paint brushes and you can't even tell the difference.
    Post edited by The Waiting Trophy Man on
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard wears self cleaning glasses.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    No one has ever told Stone Gossard to go fuck himself, and no one ever will.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard eats spaghetti once a day.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard hand washes all his clothes.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    When Stone Gossard does the robot, people call him Johnny Number 5.

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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
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    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is so cool that with certain medical transplant situations the hospital will not use dry ice for transport but ask Stone to carry the organ in his hands.
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,513
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    When Stone Gossard does the robot, people call him Johnny Number 5.

    johnny5.jpg

    An, oddly enough, when Johnny5 does the human, they call him Stone Gossard.

    cohession and symetry!
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Nobody puts Stone Gossard in the corner.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can speak Dolphin.
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