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  • gonzo
    gonzo Posts: 769
    Elementary school episode:

    Billy- "Stone stole the cookie from the cookie jar."
    Stone- "Who, me?"
    Billy- "Yes, you."
    Stone- "Couldn't be."
    Billy- "Then who?"

    Billy was never seen nor heard from ever again.
    Nobody accuses Stone Gossard of stealing.
    peace,
    gonzo
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  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard owns the Safety Dance.
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  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Stone Gossard owns every season of Full House on Blue-Ray.
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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is master of his domain.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has no pulse.
  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard's roof is on fire.
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  • SOLAT319
    SOLAT319 Posts: 4,609
    Stone Gossard has each band member working at his place for couple of hours each day of the week just for the fun of it.
    I have no patience for bad music and stupid people...

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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard made a kite out of cement and has successfully flown it.
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • SOLAT319
    SOLAT319 Posts: 4,609
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Stone Gossard made a kite out of cement and has successfully flown it.
    :lol::lol:
    I have no patience for bad music and stupid people...

    The whole world will be different soon the whole world will be RELIEVED

    #resistgezi #resistturkey #resisttaksim #direnturkiye #direngezi
    #standingman #duranadam
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    As a kid Stone Gossard fell off his bike and gave the road Stonerash.
  • SOLAT319
    SOLAT319 Posts: 4,609
    Stone Gossard is the Master Ancient Alien who built Machu Picchu.
    I have no patience for bad music and stupid people...

    The whole world will be different soon the whole world will be RELIEVED

    #resistgezi #resistturkey #resisttaksim #direnturkiye #direngezi
    #standingman #duranadam
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has an IPod with 4,000,000 GB of storage.
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard's uses glue that says "Bonds stronger than Stone Gossard". Of course, he knows it's false advertising, but it's a lofty goal.
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  • BabaLover
    BabaLover Posts: 455
    Bind Laden photos never released because they would reveal that it was Stone Gossard that took him down.
    To and fro the pendulum throws

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  • BabaLover
    BabaLover Posts: 455
    A one day shopping spree by Stone Gossard would resolve our National Debt
    To and fro the pendulum throws

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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard giveth

    thats it..

    Stone Gossard would never taketh away
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • ragejoe
    ragejoe Agawam Mass Posts: 1,419
    Oh you hate putting up your own Christmas Lights outside? No worries, I got a guy for that...

    MR> STONE GOSSARD!!!!
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can use a desktop computer without a monitor.
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard makes the sun use sun block..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can cause a solar eclipse for anyone standing on the Moon.

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