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Dear Dad,
Thank you for taking Dustin (youngest brother) and me to see AC/DC @ the Five Seasons Center in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. This was a badass time. Razor's Edge tour I believe, yes/no? Remember me puking on the bar because I snagged your double shot of Jack? It was cool though, only 103 people where there pointing and laughing at my drunken ass.
Trash can full of water dumped out the window... dad, you were a comedic dickhead.
Funny guy.
Nonetheless you are nuts, damn funny, and resting nicely in your box.
R.I.P.
your son,
C.J.
p.s. are your ears still ringing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f51Ld6D7swo
salute to dads.for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce0 -
Dear Weather Complainers,
I am sorry you are too wussy to deal with the intolerable climate conditions that have been provided to you in the last few months. Maybe I'm sick of being all sun shiny happy for 3 months in a row, year after year, after year after year......after YEAR (and in certain places EVERY FREAKING DAY MISTER SO-CAL!).
On crack? No dear dear Mickey...some days I don't feel like going to work, I feel like being a slacker...just like you...this year, I figured 'WTF' ?!?! I'm gonna make all of you all suffer.
Can't wait till you see what I have in store for you come winter.....
mmmMMMwWWaahHahahhahaha :twisted:
Lovingly,
Mother NatureThe joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
- Christopher McCandless0 -
dear mother nature,
watch it or we'll start breaking oil wells like they're champagne on new years eve
love and kisses
humanity0 -
Dearest Humanity,
I do like the way Cali jiggles like Jello....see it wiggle....
Warmly,
Yo Momma NatureThe joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
- Christopher McCandless0 -
dear humanity,
listen here little fuckers! i can fucking kill you all and laugh. i like pit vipers and gila monsters more than human beings. FUCK YOU PEOPLE. YOU PISS ME OFF. THANK YOU FOR FUCKING ME OVER.
creating a mega storm of blood, bone and death,
planet earth & systems you'll never understand
p.s. suck one while you're at it... go spray for bugs and dandelions like a good human :evil: :twisted: :evil:for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce0 -
yo momma,
got it! you can kick our ass...could ya just turn the temp down a degree or 30
grass-ass,
your number 1 fans, humanity0 -
Dear 87,
Is this 81 recording himself driving his 1973 dodge dart like an idiot?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUNx0553U-E
Amazed & Scared,
80for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce0 -
Dear Mr Anesthetist,
I hope you are hot like your colleague that I told I loved when I was in labour 5.5 years ago. Please be kind and I hope your bill, when I recieve it in approx 2-3 weeks as per your receptionists advice, isn't excessive and obscene.
Thankyou in advance,
Fran.
Dear Dr ENT Surgeon,
I unlike your pre-mention collegue, I know you are not hot, but you know your shit. So let's get this party happening and make me all better. Your making me able to breath better and reduce the likelihood and frequency of future sinus infections, is somthing I will be very thankful for.
Seeya tomorrow Doc!
Fran0 -
Dear Sweet Pea:
Your human is on to you!! Abort mission!! I repeat, Abort mission!! Back off and lay low. I will contact you soon through a more secure connection so that we can work on perfecting Plan B. Make sure to tell the others in the house to stop laying the traps and prepare for Plan B.
Fellow K-9
BugsyMansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...0 -
Dear London,
Why is it that every time I try and take a walk I ultimately get turned around and lost. I would think it was me but your residents have no clue where they are either. The only ones who seem to know are the taxi drivers who needed to get a Phd.
Please review the Manhattan grid and get back to me on how you plan on tackling this issue
Sincerely,
Lost0 -
Dear Dogs,
Your humans are trips.
Trips.
Sincerely,
Fee-Fee0 -
Dear Beautiful Fall Evening,
I love you.
Its been so very long since the breeze has come through the windows carrying the sounds of the birds and the neighborhood children at play.
It seemed to take you forever to arrive making this evening all the more appreciated.
I anticipate slippers, a fuzzy blanket and the smell of the grill as the sun sets and the moon climbs within sight.
JB's return home, donning his flannel lined deck jacket, a small cigar trailing in hand, the sweet smoke filling our space with that peaceful feel.
Happiness.
It is moments like you that make life worth living.
Thank you for being you, Beautiful Fall Evening.
Your greatest admirer
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mickeyrat wrote:Dear management,
You fuckwads , NO I didn't get any MEMO!!!! What was in this Memo? How long do I have and will there be a severance package? Can I take some office supplies when I go? fuck it, I'm taking them anyway.
Thanks,
Your loyal employee
P.S. about that severance package, I know where the bodies are buried. Just sayin'.
Kinda funny you posted this just yesterday , given what you received in the mail today. It does seem the writing is on the wall, doesn't it?
Yours,
mickeyrat_____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '140 -
Dear Government
You Suck Ass!!
Regards
Tinkall you need is love, love is all you need0 -
Dear BC
Thanks for doing all the washing. Please remind me to show my appreciation at 10pm tonight.
Love
Tinkall you need is love, love is all you need0 -
Dear SSHRC,
I've been investing every waking moment--you've even invaded my DREAMS at times--on a research project that you probably have no interest in funding. As a result of trying to craft the perfect proposal that appeals to tweed-clad English department traditionalists, my supervisor's elite brigade of ultra-modern Digital Humanities specialists and your selection committee grounded entirely outside either field, I've been putting off way too much school work that ACTUALLY MATTERS. So please fuck off with your looming deadline!
Have a nice day,
Lauren2003: Toronto
2005: Kitchener/Hamilton/Toronto
2006: Toronto 1 & 2
2008: Hartford/EV Toronto 1 & 2
2009: Toronto/Philadelphia 3 & 4
2010: Buffalo
2011: Montreal/Toronto 1 & 2/Hamilton
2013: London/Buffalo/Vancouver/Seattle
2016: Toronto 1 & 2
2022: Hamilton/Toronto
2023: EV Seattle 1&20 -
Dear lunch
I am sorry to say you were most unsatisfactory. Ryvita why did you suck all the moisture out of the cream cheese? It made you all floppy and the cheese so gooey that it stuck to my teeth. Tesco low fat raspberry yogurt, you were like trying to drink water off a spoon, I now have to go treat patients with yogurt down my top.
Apple - you were lovely and crunchy and juicy. I appreciate your support.
Yours
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tinkerbell wrote:Dear BC
Thanks for doing all the washing. Please remind me to show my appreciation at 10pm tonight.
Love
Tink
Dear darling wife
I hope you enjoyed the meal I cooked last night but I feel guilty I didn't confess to what happened when I was dishing up. When the corn on the cob was cooked I strained it into a sieve and found myself juggling. Unfortunately the corn fell into the dirty washing up bowl. I confess I rinsed it under boiling water from the kettle and served it up.
Yours guiltily
M xxx0 -
Dear Jerry Garcia,
I am currently writing you a letter. Thank you for you. I'll be sending you the letter soon; it will be heavy and in a box filled with supplies.
Thanks for being patient,
Chad deadlyfor poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce0 -
Dear Green Moss,
You are lovely when you cover the trees in the Hoh Rainforest. You make great tinder for a campfire, and according to some survival experts, can make a tasty broth.
Must you cover my driveway with your super-glue like powers? You are very slippy when it rains, and then it's like you got a shot of steroids because then you get all huffy and start taking over everything. During the rainy season, you make a nice thick lush carpet out of my driveway, and the rain does not let up enough for me to attempt to get rid of your spongy squishy being. You have even choked out my lawn...is that not enough?
I have spent the last 3 hours power washing the driveway, and it looks very impressive, so lovely. Mr. Driveway is now showing off to the other driveways in the neighborhood how clean and tidy they can look. Mr. Lawn has no hope at all...he is dying a slow and painful death thanks to you. Do you collaborate with Mr. Dandelion and Mr. Clover as well? They seem to thrive since you took over. Miss Blackberry Bush says she does not know you...but she is just as annoying as you are....you may be related.
In short, you are not welcome near my house....GO AWAY!
Disgruntled HomeownerThe joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
- Christopher McCandless0
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