Did you get the memo?

chadwick

Dear 81,

Fuck off. I will calculate 71 megs all frickin day long if i like. You are not my boss.
Fuck you, 81, do it yourself. Wait... I forgot, you can't do it, Dingdong 81.

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81

chadwick wrote:

Dear 81,

Fuck off. I will calculate 71 megs all frickin day long if i like. You are not my boss.
Fuck you, 81, do it yourself. Wait... I forgot, you can't do it, Dingdong 81.

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Computer

81

Dear dish network,

You better get this shit with fox figured out. If i miss one gameill dump your ass.

Pissed consumer
81

mickeyrat

81 wrote:

Dear dish network,

You better get this shit with fox figured out. If i miss one gameill dump your ass.

Pissed consumer
81

Dear 81,

So fucking what, we have your money now!! Sucker!! Shoulda got cable!!

Your corporate scumbags,
Dish Network

81

mickeyrat wrote:

81 wrote:

Dear dish network,

You better get this shit with fox figured out. If i miss one gameill dump your ass.

Pissed consumer
81

Dear 81,

So fucking what, we have your money now!! Sucker!! Shoulda got cable!!

Your corporate scumbags,
Dish Network

Dear Dish,

Thanks for the credit.

Your soon to be X
81

81

Dear Blackhawk thread,

I will look for you on page 10 tommorrow.

you number one hater
81

chadwick

Dear 81,

Listen to Viola Lee Blues by the Grateful Dead.

Over & Out Groovy China Cat Sunflower,
Chadwick

justam

Dear e-mail inbox,

Do you realize that most of the time you are just dull?! Do you realize that? I hate having to sort through a bunch of stupid advertisements. What makes these companies and acquaintances think I give a flying fuck about their latest ad? I don't care that Michael's has beads on sale! I don't care that the CVS photo shop has yet another sale on poster-sized prints!

And, why can't you be a dear inbox and sift out the garbage? My junk-mail is empty and it should probably be FULL!

Here's hoping you get your filters working better in the future.

~Sincerely,
the woman who has to clean you out daily

81

Dear email user,

I'm sorry you don't like the emails i deliver to your inbox, but you most likely signed up with the junk mail provider at one time or anouther. Please click the little unsubscribe link at the bottom of the email and i will stop delivering them to you.

you pal,
inbox

norm

dear dish subscriber



sincerely,

directv

81

dear direct tv subscriber,

do you remember me?

your old pal
VS

norm

dear versus

it was so nice of you to cave just before the tour started

sincerely

directv subscriber since 1998

81

dear fx,

thank you for showing the episodes online, even if i have to wait a day to see it. perhaps i will catch up with you at lunch tommorrow.

your pal,
81

81

Dear political junk mail,

i hope you enjoy your time in teh recycle bin. i'm sorry i couldn't take the time to read you.

your pal
none of the above

chiquimonkey

Dearest Friday,

Please come to me soon lover, it's been a whole week...deliver the weekend to me, my sweetness!

Anxiously waiting,
-b

pandora

Dear Strapping and Strong Young Men,

You amaze me!

I am grateful for your help in moving furniture that has grown to heavy for Dad and I.
A new generation of strength to be admired.

Thank you, thank you

Eternally Grateful
The Mama

pandora

Dear Crazy Ass Blood Pressure Medicine,

And why do you cause a diabetes risk? What is up with that? One thought you were making a special someone healthier but now blood sugar levels are in a dangerous range. You suck! Now there will be more meds to counteract you! You double suck!!

Not that you are not unlike many other meds that have terrible side effects
and long term effects no one knows. The list is huge and growing daily.

Just had to say better off without you and your complications and your partners in crime.

Signed
Going it Alone

mickeyrat

Dear Asshole Boss,

It is with great pleasure that I inform you that I will no longer be working for you. With an incredible stroke of luck, my previous employer said they would hire me back at my old position and salary. Give the $10 an hour to some other poor schmuck. I wont be needing it!!


Happy to be away from you,
Me.

OceanInDisguise13

Dear fellow PJ board members:

You are awesome! Your posts made me smile. Thank you Pandora for starting the thread..


Dear C.:

It's been too long my best friend. Come back. The end.

L

chadwick

Dear Hell's Angels,

Could you please fall off the face of the universe into a fiery death of pain, shit & piss?
You animals are useless trash and should all be beheaded.

Go Fuck Yourselves,
Altamont Speedway

p.s. you all stink like shit and should go bathe before dying a slow painful death.