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  • number1PJfan
    number1PJfan Posts: 3,748
    addendum

    Dear Monday,

    I have tried to be a good Mommy. Please take Gremmie with you.
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    Dear Monday,

    I can't help but feel a little blue for you, just so much hate going around. You must be surrounded in bad karma making life miserable, little Blue Monday.
    I can picture you as a young Monday, wishing you were Tuesday, Wednesday anything but Monday.
    Then you grew to be a teen and how you longed to be Friday, the big party day of the week, everyone smiling...TGIF was created....a knife to the heart!
    As the weeks went by, Saturday and Sunday just taunted you with their relaxing fun plans and family moments, vacation getaways and memories.
    But now perhaps, as you have grown older, you realize it is ok to be Monday.
    You have even begun to appreciate being Monday, yes, because it is another great day to be alive.
    So thank you Monday for being you and I look forward to another special Monday... a holiday Monday, when you can play along side Saturday and Sunday and let Tuesday take the occasional beating.
    Enjoy your day!

    Sincerely,
    Just glad to be alive
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Dear Flight Attendant on my Red Eye Flight,

    If I am sleeping please do not have a conversation about your boyfriend not picking you up at the airport right above my head. In addition, I can assure you, I am not interested in buying something from the Duty Free booklet if I am snoring.

    Thanks in Advance,

    15F
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  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    Dear BD

    I am sad that I'm not going to see you in London, wave to the North as you come in to land.

    Yours

    Blowing her nose on a soggy hankie.
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  • Jukee
    Jukee Posts: 4,500
    Dear job,

    Please pick up the pace. Don't get me wrong, I love spending my time on Pearl Jam's website but having nothing to do most of the day is really starting to get to me, it's affecting my sanity.

    Sincerely yours,

    The unhappy worker.
    If you have nothing to lose, you have nothing to worry about.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dear days of the week,

    Who cares? You all are the same. People are goofy. For real, Monday is no different than Friday or any of you days. You days are consistant and always here for us. Thank you for that.

    Tired of all the Monday whining,
    Chad
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    Dear Chad,

    Please take a moment and read my Monday post, you might like it. :D

    Your Friend,
    Pandora
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dear internet,

    When hooked up properly my netgear box thingy lights up blue and green. The other gadget lights up all green. it is pretty in the dark. Internet you are beautiful and light up my sleepless nights.

    Surfing in the dark,
    All-over-it
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    Dear bladder

    Please don't fill us so quickly. I don't want to keep having to go all the time.

    Yours

    Irritated
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dear Pandora,

    You are something. What is your hair doing today? Are you going swimming today even though it is that damn scary Monday monster we all dislike? Oh my god, it's Monday and I just peed my pants. Holy shit batman, it's Monday and I smell dog farts too. Wait, I think someone's mut just shit on the carpet. ANOTHER WONDERFUL MONDAY MORNING.

    Cranky & Waking up,
    Wet & Stinky
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    Dearest Wet and Stinky (?),

    Have your tea and sit by a tree and think about what you see
    then write it down, away with the frown!
    Wet and Stinky will then be gone
    and Sir Chadwick will be here with a new song :D

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    Pandora

    P.S. My hair is big and the pool is too cool
    but fall is in the air! finally 8-)
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    Dear Lottery:

    Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!

    Sincerly,
    Tired of working
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    Dear Mr. Chadwick,

    It's not the day so much that sucks, its the going back to work that does.


    -wolf
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    Dear Monday,

    I don't care what my friend Chadwick says about you, you can still blow me.


    Thanks,

    -wolf
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dear Everyone,

    I really never had a job that was governed by what day it is. Truck driving is a 24x7, 365 days a year task. Construction work and operating heavy equipment is done every single day. I do follow how weekends are amazing for us, I get that. I've worked more weekends than I have had them off. When truck driving gets you 80-110 hrs every single week, then you'll understand why I don't care about stupid bullshit like any given day of the week.

    18 wheels rolling,
    Chad

    p.s. im retired, uneducated, and portly.

    :mrgreen:

    p.p.s... raising 50,000 hogs in iowa = every single day = reporting to the farm life...
    it's 4am monday morning
    get off your nuts and feed the pigs

    but it's MONDAY.....
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dear Swimming Pool,

    I will be inside of you this morning, here in a little bit actually. You are amazing and I love you. I am in love with your warmth and non-impactness on my broken down ass. Your 90f (32.2c) degree body of wet is heavenly holding mine. You soothe my pains and you reduce my fat cells and you build my muscles up.
    You are great for my respiratory system and even my depression is lifted.

    Respectfully,
    Muddy ass Catfish
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dear Chad,

    Would you consider training me to take over your trucking route? I dream of being an ice road trucker rolling up the dalton with 18 wheels a rollin, listening to PJ shows as i mash the pedal down to lead my convoy to victory.

    your pal,
    81

    ps, i will need to put on some weight to get the "look" down. perhaps you can help me with that as well.
    81 is now off the air

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  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    Dear Morning:

    I don't care what day you happen to encompass, I dislike you greatly. I much rather prefer your siblings, afternoon and evening.

    Sincerly,
    tired twisted thoughts
    aka happy it is almost noon
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dear Michigan fans,

    Yes you are 4-0, but you have yet to play a team above single A. Please refrain from trash talking until you actually beat a team in the top 50.

    sincerly,
    Brutus
    81 is now off the air

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  • Jeanwah
    Jeanwah Posts: 6,363
    Dear Pandora,

    Thanks for making me feel better.

    Love,
    Monday

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