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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has a medical marijuana card. But he doesn't use it...it's the principle of the thing.
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  • FeatherKitty
    FeatherKitty Posts: 4
    Stone Gossard once wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini. That was not the first time he would wear it that day.
    The ocean is full cause everyone's crying
    The full moon is looking for friends at high tide
    The sorrow grows bigger when the sorrow's denied
    I only know my mind
    I am mine
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard does a spot on impersonation of Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Unfortunately - he isn't trying to impersonate him.
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  • FeatherKitty
    FeatherKitty Posts: 4
    Stone Gossard was the first person to save a cat from a tree. He was not given credit due to a glitch in his social security number, and credit was given to firemen.
    The ocean is full cause everyone's crying
    The full moon is looking for friends at high tide
    The sorrow grows bigger when the sorrow's denied
    I only know my mind
    I am mine
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Right now, Stone Gossard is tipping in his battleship.
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  • Hawkshore
    Hawkshore Posts: 2,180
    Has an unusal fixation with orange t-shirts!
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard invented the thong. Unfortunately, his invention called for it to be worn on your head and did not receive his filed for patent.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard was the last man to sleep with both Rosie O'Donnell AND Ellen Degeneras....not at the same time though...that would just be weird.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard was the original spokesperson for the thighmaster
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard didn't make the final cut of auditions for Fear Factor because he refused to stick his hand in a bowl of red meat.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Thtone Goththard thinkth the inthide of hot pocketth are way too hot.
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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard has a crush on Lindsay Lohan.

    But not boney Lindsay Lohan. The bouncy, ever-so-slightly chubby Lindsay Lohan and the two once-natural watermelons she had.

    Can we blame him?
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Thtone Goththard thinkth the inthide of hot pocketth are way too hot.
    lol!
    I just realized you started this mess! :)

    Anyhooters...
    Stone Gossard loves the nightlife. He wants to boogie.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard uses toenail clippers to clip his nosehairs
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard has a dog named Boo, that he shaves to look like an Abyssinian cat and it wears a pink feather boa.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    TrixieCat wrote:
    lol!
    I just realized you started this mess! :)

    Anyhooters...
    Stone Gossard loves the nightlife. He wants to boogie.

    :o

    Stone Gossard once rode his bike in the nude...


    it took 3 weeks for the rash to clear...
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    failedpersephone wrote:
    :o

    Stone Gossard once rode his bike in the nude...


    it took 3 weeks for the rash to clear...
    lol..who hasn't ????

    Stone Gossard wanted to decorate Ed's car with cans after Ed got married, but he forgot to drink the beer first. He is still paying the town for damages caused by the beer.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard asks that we all give peas a chance. He is so sick of them not getting the same recognition as corn.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Holy crap! I just now saw this thread. 4,000 hits later. I'm afraid it may be too late for me to start now. It's a shame too because of the things I know about Stone.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard thinks Cory doesn't follow directions well and told me that Cory used to run with scissors as a child.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away

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