Stone Gossard' sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line in order to impregnate a woman.
Geico saved 15% by switching to Stone Gossard.
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Stone Gossard got an award for masturbating in public.
i gotta come clean......i didn't make these up...i found them here and substituted stone's name........but they're so damn funny i had to do it......chuck norris is gonna kill me now....:p:D:D
i gotta come clean......i didn't make these up...i found them here and substituted stone's name........but they're so damn funny i had to do it......chuck norris is gonna kill me now....:p:D:D
I am laughing so hard right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are the best. Truly! I bet we are like long lost supertwins or something. That is totally something I would do. Run with it for a while and then fess up. lol
Stone Gossard would be impressed with your honesty.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
I am killing myself here.
When I said 'potty talk', I meant dirty talk. Not toilet talk. But look how appropriate it is???
Stone Gossard loves potty talk.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
A long time ago I wondered what Stone Gossard would think of all this.
I always had a back-of-the-mind-sneaking-suspicion that failed was Stone. lol
If I were Stone, I would think it was hysterical. But Stone, if you are privvy to this and you are offended, I will give more money to help out Mr Leatherback.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Oh, it's nice to know these things don't just roll off you're tongue (s). I feel so inferior .
I have nothing funny to add, so I will keep out of you conversation now... until tomorrow!
No, just let it roll off your tongue. It is better that way. Most of mine just do. But I couldn't feel the mojo with the stop, drop and roll so I left it alone.
Stone Gossard is so sick of Ed's political rants on stage that he had an "I'm With Stupid" shirt made to wear in Chicago. Trouble is he can't figure out if it should be printed if he were standing stage left or stage right. He is not a thespian, so he doesn't understand if that means Ed will be on His right or the Audiences right.
Stone Gossard's brain hurts.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
No, just let it roll off your tongue. It is better that way. Most of mine just do. But I couldn't feel the mojo with the stop, drop and roll so I left it alone.
Stone Gossard is so sick of Ed's political rants on stage that he had an "I'm With Stupid" shirt made to wear in Chicago. Trouble is he can't figure out if it should be printed if he were standing stage left or stage right. He is not a thespian, so he doesn't understand if that means Ed will be on His right or the Audiences right.
Stone Gossard's brain hurts.
see, it's funny when people make up random crap about the band because I build up a picture in my mind and think 'awww, poor Stone! His brain hurts...)
see, it's funny when people make up random crap about the band because I build up a picture in my mind and think 'awww, poor Stone! His brain hurts...)
My neverending love for all things Stone is what inspires me. lol
Just relax your mind and go with it. Who cares if it stinks.
Stone Gossard thinks it is the thought that counts.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Stone Gossard knows where Elvis is hiding but he won't tell because he's going for the world record for the longest game of hide and seek.........and he gets a kick from keeping Elvis waiting.
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Geico saved 15% by switching to Stone Gossard.
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Stone Gossard got an award for masturbating in public.
She's not here. You'll have to do it TrixieCat
Ok...think Trixie.
Stone Gossard thinks it is so cute how Trixiecat talks about herself in the first person.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
i gotta come clean......i didn't make these up...i found them here and substituted stone's name........but they're so damn funny i had to do it......chuck norris is gonna kill me now....:p:D:D
sorry...
Stone Gossard got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant.
Stone Gossard refers to himself in fourth person.
Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Stone Gossard so he can scare the shit out of them.
Stone Gossard is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Stone Gossard
You are the best. Truly! I bet we are like long lost supertwins or something. That is totally something I would do. Run with it for a while and then fess up. lol
Stone Gossard would be impressed with your honesty.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
When I said 'potty talk', I meant dirty talk. Not toilet talk. But look how appropriate it is???
Stone Gossard loves potty talk.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
I wonder if they have the same sense of humour.
I always had a back-of-the-mind-sneaking-suspicion that failed was Stone. lol
If I were Stone, I would think it was hysterical. But Stone, if you are privvy to this and you are offended, I will give more money to help out Mr Leatherback.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
{i think that's my fav......old school reference....:D )
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Stone Gossard uses all seven letters in Scrabble... Every turn.
Oh, it's nice to know these things don't just roll off you're tongue (s). I feel so inferior
I have nothing funny to add, so I will keep out of you conversation now... until tomorrow!
Stone Gossard is so sick of Ed's political rants on stage that he had an "I'm With Stupid" shirt made to wear in Chicago. Trouble is he can't figure out if it should be printed if he were standing stage left or stage right. He is not a thespian, so he doesn't understand if that means Ed will be on His right or the Audiences right.
Stone Gossard's brain hurts.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
see, it's funny when people make up random crap about the band because I build up a picture in my mind and think 'awww, poor Stone! His brain hurts...)
Just relax your mind and go with it. Who cares if it stinks.
Stone Gossard thinks it is the thought that counts.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Why would you start was has no end?
Stone Gossard wants to see that video again!!!!!!!!
Ok, it is not Stone.. just send it again, I promise I won't erase it.
Stone Gossard would buy the Brooklyn Bridge if you offered it to him.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
It's in my sig specifically for you;)
Why would you start was has no end?
Seriously......wouldn't that blow everyone's mind???
Cory..keep it there until tomorrow around 3pm. lol
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Why would you start was has no end?
You are fucking killing me. I expect a full report afterwards dammit!
Why would you start was has no end?
I am easily distracted.....I will send you a box of donuts if I dont watch it tomorrow...
Stone Gossard thinks Riot Act is the best album has put out thus far and dedicates it to SPEEDY MCCREEDY. lol
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
Wembley 07
Shepherds Bush
Manchester
Wembley 07
Shepherds Bush
Manchester
But you aren't allowed, so stop talking about it.
Stone Gossard woke up this morning on the right side of the bed.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away