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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard likes to try and trip Matt on their way onstage. Matt thinks it is Stone's way of hitting on him so he grabs Stone's stones. Stone does not like that. Those are for Ed and Ed alone. Well, and Matt and sometimes Boom. But definately not Mike.


    teee heee heeee...Boom gets them on thursdays.


    But Jeff gets the whole "caboodle" to use a Stone-ism for his butt cheeks.
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  • cory
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    Stone's ass cheeks are made of edible marshmallows.

    They
















    are
























    delicious.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone likes it when you rub honey on his nipples right before you spank him.


    at least that is what he told Bozo the clown...who really needs to keep his mouth shut, I mean, it just takes a few beers...and he's like all "I'm your best friend" and like "wanna handy like what I gives that Stoney"
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  • cory
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    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone likes it when you rub honey on his nipples right before you spank him.


    Thanks. I will never be able to jerk off again.
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  • failedpersephone
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    cory wrote:
    Thanks. I will never be able to jerk off again.


    really??

    I find that statement verrrry satisfying...especially when I combine it with the image of Bea Arthur eating a fudge pop on a carousel.


    at least, that is what Stone likes to think about...
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  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    failedpersephone wrote:
    really??

    I find that statement verrrry satisfying...especially when I combine it with the image of Bea Arthur eating a fudge pop on a carousel.


    at least, that is what Stone likes to think about...

    Nah. I'm just kidding. I JUST jerked off before I typed this.

    Don't worry about it;)
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard shoves m80's in his butt crack and screetches like a "picolo pete" as his "finale" to his 4th of July party.
    (sorry to our European board members)
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  • failedpersephone
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    Sometimes, when he is really sad, Stone takes out a picture of his pet doggie, "Mr. Tigglebottom" and cries.


    a good cry really helps.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    failedpersephone wrote:
    Sometimes, when he is really sad, Stone takes out a picture of his pet doggie, "Mr. Tigglebottom" and cries.


    a good cry really helps.

    ...and then Jeff shakes him by the collar and say's 'snap out of it, man! He's gone. GONE!!!! And then slaps him around the face with a, erm... GOLDFISH :o
  • failedpersephone
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    Whyyyyyy Mr. TiggleBottom!! WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????" Stone will respond to Jeff's treatment..."Why did I have to try to microwave you dry???"
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard can hear the thoughts of mice.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard gets really really super excited when he sees a tennis ball.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    ...and then Jeff shakes him by the collar and say's 'snap out of it, man! He's gone. GONE!!!! And then slaps him around the face with a, erm... GOLDFISH :o

    looking at the fishpond again. Not much inspiration around here.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    failedpersephone wrote:
    Whyyyyyy Mr. TiggleBottom!! WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????" Stone will respond to Jeff's treatment..."Why did I have to try to microwave you dry???"

    !:D!

    Stone Gossard's favourite movie is 'Short Circuit 2'. He thinks it says a lot about life.
  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard, when confronted with a fishpond will grab himself a straw and think "ummmmn, Chunky water!" ;)
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard gets slightly aroused by the smell of burning flesh...but we really try to discourage that.

    :eek:
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard sings along in a falsetto to whatever Eddie Vedder is saying backstage...it sometimes makes the sensitive Vedder want to cry - but he doesn't want to give Stone the satisfaction.












    oh, and it would TOTALLY satisfy Stone.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard, when confronted with a fishpond will grab himself a straw and think "ummmmn, Chunky water!" ;)

    I would love to stand up against the person that dissed you earlier but as this is a light-hearted thread... I am thinking... wtf? How do you came up with this stuff so quickly?

    ...

    ...
  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard drinks concentrated Orange Juice without diluting it first...when he was told that he should dilute it, Stone replied, "Can't dilute the essence of OJ, just like you can't dilute the essence of Stone"


    but he usually responds to any statement with that fact.
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  • failedpersephone
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    While on the Binaural Tour, Stone Gossard insisted on being hand fed by a trained Zoo Keeper wearing a falcon hand puppet.


    this was generally accepted, until it was discovered that he also insisted on being fed a porterhouse steak and mashed potato dinner that Henry Winkler regurgitate and had the resulting liquid air mailed through Nashville regardless of where they were performing.
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