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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    When Stone Gossard tickles a baby's tummy and says, "I'ma gonna eatcha!! yes I am! I'ma gonna eatcha!!"





    He is NOT baby talking...and you might want to hide the steak knives.
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  • failedpersephone
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    If you give him a dime, Stone Gossard will spit in your eye.



    he will spit in your eye regardless, but it feels like you are more proactive if you pay him first.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard thought that Matt Cameron bled Ketchup (Catsup?) this was cleared up one fateful poker night three years ago.


    The scars on Matt's back are barely noticeable.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard has a removable lower jaw.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard cries when he sees lightning.
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  • failedpersephone
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    In the time between Riot Act and "Self-Titled" Stone Gossard had officially become Silvia Gossard, gave birth through in vitro to twin boys, that he fathered with his own sperm, and reverted back to Stone Gossard.


    he kept the boobs.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard starts each soundcheck by saying "let's get 'er done!" and slapping his hands together.


    And Matt Cameron quietly resists the urge to jab him in the eyes with his drumsticks.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard uses clearasil on his nut sack.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard refers to the Squirrels in the park as "teases" because of the way they gather nuts.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard starts each soundcheck by saying "let's get 'er done!" and slapping his hands together.


    And Matt Cameron quietly resists the urge to jab him in the eyes with his drumsticks.

    :D I'm sorry... I'm not good at these at the best of times and I'm tired now.

    I don't want to spoil YOUR thread. Carry on...
  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard chased Eddie Vedder under a table and held him there with his mad Ninja skills.
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  • failedpersephone
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    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    :D I'm sorry... I'm not good at these at the best of times and I'm tired now.

    I don't want to spoil YOUR thread. Carry on...



    Awwww. C'mon!

    this is about as fun as playing with yourself...a game of chess! a game of chess! I swear!!


    Stone Gossard wants to know what would happen if he filled Eddie Vedder's Wine bottle up with gravy.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard is threatening me with bodily harm if I don't get this thread to a thousand!


    Please help me...


    NO MR. Gossard! NOOOOOOOO!!!!! (sound of whipping erupts)
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard is threatening me with bodily harm if I don't get this thread to a thousand!


    Please help me...


    NO MR. Gossard! NOOOOOOOO!!!!! (sound of whipping erupts)

    Oh stop it! I have to go to bed soon. 1000 :eek:

    Stone Gossard's favourite sandwich is egg and mayonnaise.

    I'm laughing - BECAUSE IT'S SO CRAP!
  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard doesn't like it when you sneeze.


    out loud.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard has this one fantasy where he is this small almost Eddie-Vedder Shaped creature, and he has a ring that has immense power, and he has to get rid of it because it brings only evil into the world...


    what? you've heard that one???


    um, do me a favor and don't tell Stone that this story has been done.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard doesn't like it when you sneeze.


    out loud.

    Stone Gossard holds his nose and when he sneezes, to be polite, unfortunetely it makes him fart REALLY loud!
  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard starts each conversation with Mike with, "you shur have a perty mouth, boy"



    and then he giggles.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard is well practiced in the fan dance, the tango, and the Foxtrot...he likes to go cruising to the old folk's home and take some of those Mamasitas Calientes out, if you know what I mean...wink wink.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard was responsible for the Zoot Suit Riots in Los Angeles in the 1940's.


    he later apologized
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