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Stone Gossard loves eating cherry dipped dilly bars from Dairy Queen........but only on Mondays,whe the moon is fullwhen you get confused just listen to the music play........
"You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)
"Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)0 -
Stone Gossard secretly wishes that his name was, Ralphie.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0
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Stone Gossard wants Boom to stop posting all of his personal, dirty laundry on this thread!IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0
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When Stone drinks, he will try to convince you he wrote "the Final Countdown."
and proceed to play air guitar to prove it.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
failedpersephone wrote:Awwww. C'mon!
this is about as fun as playing with yourself...a game of chess! a game of chess! I swear!!
Stone Gossard wants to know what would happen if he filled Eddie Vedder's Wine bottle up with gravy.
Stone has been trying to get Eddie to drink more gravy for years, he's convinced that Ed's gravy levels are life threatening low.Leeds 06
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Stone Gossard has no teeth, instead he keeps several tiny pygmy gerbils in his mouth that chew the food for him then stuff it down his throat. Without them Stone would undoubably choke on the 3 cats he insits on eating everyday.Leeds 06
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EVERY time Stone Gossard farts his cups his hand under his ass then holds in under then nose of the nearest person and says, mmmmm have a bit of Stone.Leeds 06
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To date Stone has received 3 Presidential pardons for crimes 'unknown' and has had 2 last minute death row pardons for the theft of 4 paperclips from the 10c office.Leeds 06
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Mr Gossard has written several angry letters to the press and the American government as he very stongly feels that it is about time is recieved some official recognition for all of the hard work he has put in to ridding the world of cheap shiny suitsLeeds 06
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Apperently if someone were to pull at the back of Stone Gossard's head his face came off reveiling him to be an imposter, he is really the disgruntled owner of a decaying amusment park.Leeds 06
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Stone Gossard is only able to acheive orgasm if his is riding a unicycle and has a back pack on that is filled with back issues of Archie comics and a porkupine.Leeds 06
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Stone Gossard is banned for life from childrens television after attempting sex with Big Bird whilst live on air. In his defence Mr Gossard released a statement saying that it was all Big Birds fault. He thought that they had been flirting all through the program and that Big Bird had obviously wanted it there and then when the bird winked at him as he said that todays program was brought to you by the number 69.Leeds 06
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Many years ago Stone Gossard was held on suspition of being involved in the shooting of JR Ewing.Leeds 06
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Stone Gossard would have got away with it if it hadn't of been for those pesky kidsLeeds 06
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Stone Gossard is happy_larry18/02/1992 Milano
17/06/1992 Milano
2-3/07/1993 Verona
6-7/07/1993 Roma
13/11/1996 Milano
19/06/2000 Verona
22/06/2000 Milano
16/09/2006 Verona
17/09/2006 Milano (my b'day!!)0 -
Stone Gossard has driven a Ford lately. Unfortunately it was on an elementary school playgound during recess."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
The bottom of Stone's toilet reads "Often imitated, never duplicated"."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Stone believes that it makes much more sense, to live, in the past tense."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Stone Gossard loves to drink and dial.
Stone...knock it off already..Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
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Stone Gossard has 23 different styles of walk that he utilises in a rotation system so that his legs are always guessing.Leeds 06
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