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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    When Stone Gossard goes to the park he chases the squirrels and gets really excited and drools...his tail goes about 30 mph...and his ears get all perky...sometimes you cant even SAY the word P-A-R-K...and FORGET about it if he sees a pond.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard believes that marshmallow peeps are the hatched baby chickies from cadbury eggs.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone doesn't want you all to know but on his birthday he is gonna wish for a new red bike with a white banana seat and a basket...but if you tell what you wish for before you blow out the candles it doesnt come true...












    silly Stone. ;)
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  • Pyrrha's LogicPyrrha's Logic Posts: 35
    Stone Gossard invented the cheese grater


    Stone Gossard also invented carpentry
    "You are a furry thing....you me me you its all related"
  • Pyrrha's LogicPyrrha's Logic Posts: 35
    kinetic wrote:
    Stone Gossard once saved a kitten from a burning house, but the kitten scratched him so he put it back.


    thats so brilliant
    "You are a furry thing....you me me you its all related"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has three body piercings...only Matt, and his drum tech has seen them all.

    :eek:
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • happy_larryhappy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard played one show of the European tour on stilts

    http://tenclub.net/i/tourphotos/20070609/7.jpg
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • glasshouseglasshouse Posts: 1,762
    wrote of the girl

    you will respect him or else i will kill you
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    glasshouse wrote:
    wrote of the girl

    you will respect him or else i will kill you


    hahahaaaaa woah, SON! that made me choke out my Orange Juice! hahahaaa
    :eek:

    hahahaaaa
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone masturbates while playing solitaire and listening to Hall and Oates' "One On One". This is what he calls his "Trifecta".
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    The navigation system in Stone's car features the voive of Fozzie Bear. He just loves that brown bastard!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone was recently invited to go Spelunking.He politely declined explaining that he does not explore large dark holes unless he is three sheets in the wind or his date is buying.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone bites his toenails and then adds them to his "secret sauce" sloppy joe recipe. He is always asking "Can you feel that crunch?"
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    In his youth Stone challenged Bob Barker to an arm wrestling match. Although he lost, Stone learned many life lessons that day. The most important? Never go the bathroom around Rod Roddy unless you want to hear him boom out "Come On Down! You're the next contestant to perform Fellatio on me!!!"
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has a collection of Hummingbird winkie dinkies. he collected them himself using micro-tweezers.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone was recently invited to go Spelunking.He politely declined explaining that he does not explore large dark holes unless he is three sheets in the wind or his date is buying.


    Sweet Jane Austin's Ghost!! that is a great one!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Pyrrha's LogicPyrrha's Logic Posts: 35
    Stone Gossard wanted to tell Ed Ved the real story of his life but didnt trust him enough to...



    So he lied to protect his own life.
    "You are a furry thing....you me me you its all related"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    When he was single, Stone's favorite pick up line was "Ever seen a life saver in action?" Girl would say no. Stone would reach into his pocket, take out a roll of five flavors and throw them across the room. He swore by this method even though it never worked.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    mookie9999 wrote:
    When he was single, Stone's favorite pick up line was "Ever seen a life saver in action?" Girl would say no. Stone would reach into his pocket, take out a roll of five flavors and throw them across the room. He swore by this method even though it never worked.

    I'm not surprised. :D
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone calls roley poley bugs, potato bugs. You should do the same.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone makes Kool Aid by pouring the powder in his mouth, taking a big drink of water, and then slamming his head against his concrete driveway.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone loves to play Badminton so that all day long he can talk about shuttlecocks.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone feels that if Ed can recruit Boom into the band, then he should be able to recruit world famous oboe player "Sonic".
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone knows all the words to "Tra La La Boom Di Ay", but he ain't talking.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has never gone more than 12 hours without masterbating.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone feels that the universe will implode if he doesn't open his ketchup packets in twos.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Eddie Better wrote:
    Stone Gossard has never gone more than 12 hours without masterbating.


    his first large royalty check was spent buying stock in lubriderm because of the chaffing.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    failedpersephone wrote:
    his first large royalty check was spent buying stock in lubriderm because of the chaffing.

    Stone Gossard bought lubriderm outright in 1995.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    While Stone may in fact like to eat eat eat Apples and Bananas, he will NEVER oat oat oat Opples and Bononos.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard still leaves cookies out for Santa on Christmas eve.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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