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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard played the starring role in the King and I.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    outontheporch wrote:
    Stone Gossard punched a blind man in the face and told him he ran into something.

    oh my god, that's fucking hilarious.

    Stone Gossard went to Iraq and became the modern day 'Rambo'
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard has a dog named Boo, that he shaves to look like an Abyssinian cat and it wears a pink feather boa.

    WTF? lol
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard watches "Hawaii five-0" through his fingers because he is susceptible to histrionics at the suspense of a Quinn-Martin production.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    When Stone Gossard is not touring he looks like this:

    http://us.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/5936/Events/5936/HaroldRami_Soren_13448952_400.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Ramis,%20Harold
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard wants to know if soulsinging is still with the bad kisser.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once beat Scott Stapp in a dance off. It was his patented use of his "jazz hands" flourish.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard wants to know if soulsinging is still with the bad kisser.


    hahahahaaaa! wow, Kudos to you!
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard refuses to eat rice krispies because he is afraid of the snap crackle and pop gnomes...he doesn't want them to get inside his large intestines and lay their gnome eggs
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    failedpersephone wrote:
    hahahahaaaa! wow, Kudos to you!
    Wow....I broke Persephone. I impress myself. :)

    Stone Gossard loves to love you baby.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard thinks that the "wild" in Wild Cherry Pepsi makes the drink too damned wild for him, thank you very much! good old sensible Pepsi will do just fine, sir!
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard feels so sick to his stomach everytime he hangs up on a telemarketer that he says 5 Hail Mary's.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • dq4life
    dq4life Posts: 154
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard refuses to eat rice krispies because he is afraid of the snap crackle and pop gnomes...he doesn't want them to get inside his large intestines and lay their gnome eggs
    best everrrrrrrr.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has a complete set of collector spoons from all 50 states...these are the only spoons he will use to eat his clam chowder.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    When Stone Gossard gets overtired, he has a tendency to pout and he gets very cranky-tired-hot...that is when Matt Cameron has to play the shush shush shush song and Jeff Ament has to pat his back gently...until he calms down.
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    failedpersephone wrote:
    When Stone Gossard gets overtired, he has a tendency to pout and he gets very cranky-tired-hot...that is when Matt Cameron has to play the shush shush shush song and Jeff Ament has to pat his back gently...until he calms down.
    That is my favorite. Aw.....

    Stone Gossard once egged Colonel Sanders; asking him, 'which came first? the chicken or the egg or the morphed into something that tasted like chicken???'
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    When Stone Gossard eats the giant pickles that you get at the fair, he blushes and sheepishly takes bites from behind his hand.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Sometimes, Stone Gossard will hum "Ruby Tuesday" as he is driving.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard is terrified of the boo-bahs...

    http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard still believes that the "F-word" is "Fiddlesticks!"
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