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  • Stereotype
    Stereotype Maribor, Slovenia Posts: 885
    Stone Gossard owns banana-seat bikes with the high handlebars...one in every color.
    The worst enemies of music? Money and Mathematics. Combined with music, they both do the exact opposite of what they're supposed to do. Money makes music cheap, mathematics makes it stupid and predictable.

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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone will walk out of a movie theatre if he has missed any of the coming attractions.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard likes to ride downhill on an oversized tryke while crying out, "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"





    but then again, who doesn't??
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard gets turned on by the smell of Playdoh.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has FINALLY mastered the dance, "the cabbage patch" soon, he will move on to "the running man"
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • GRIMMY
    GRIMMY Posts: 370
    Stone Gossard..likes to hangout in librarys..:)
    grimmy
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard loves green bikini tops and little black skirts.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • GRIMMY
    GRIMMY Posts: 370
    Stone Gossard wishes he was at the beach today..
    grimmy
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard wishes he could take back the second to the last thing he said.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard took two 1 hour classes in learning "how not to smile in a fan photo" taught by Ike Turner and Lemmy.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard took two 1 hour classes in learning "how not to smile in a fan photo" taught by Ike Turner and Lemmy.


    he failed the course.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard Invented post-its
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard waits patiently at the crosswalk before he crosses the street.
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  • potato girl
    potato girl Posts: 474
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard Invented post-its

    Romy and Michele beg to differ... :D

    (http://www.geocities.com/fabrizioguadeli1a/romyemichele.jpg)
    Just put a bend in the road, I'm growing tired of straight lines...
  • potato girl
    potato girl Posts: 474
    Stone Gossard is the genius behind this little musical masterpiece... :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UH59CrRZLY

    (message on George Costanza's answering machine)
    Just put a bend in the road, I'm growing tired of straight lines...
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Everytime you masturbate, Stone sheds a tear (for all the kittens killed by God.)
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard enjoys helping out the Salvation Army every Christmas.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone still boos and hisses at the Block Heads from Gumby.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is an excellent cook, and almost had a television show. But his ex-best friend Rachel Ray stole all of his recipes.
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