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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has a medical marijuana card. But he doesn't use it...it's the principle of the thing.
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  • FeatherKittyFeatherKitty Posts: 4
    Stone Gossard once wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini. That was not the first time he would wear it that day.
    The ocean is full cause everyone's crying
    The full moon is looking for friends at high tide
    The sorrow grows bigger when the sorrow's denied
    I only know my mind
    I am mine
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard does a spot on impersonation of Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Unfortunately - he isn't trying to impersonate him.
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  • FeatherKittyFeatherKitty Posts: 4
    Stone Gossard was the first person to save a cat from a tree. He was not given credit due to a glitch in his social security number, and credit was given to firemen.
    The ocean is full cause everyone's crying
    The full moon is looking for friends at high tide
    The sorrow grows bigger when the sorrow's denied
    I only know my mind
    I am mine
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Right now, Stone Gossard is tipping in his battleship.
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  • HawkshoreHawkshore Posts: 2,160
    Has an unusal fixation with orange t-shirts!
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard invented the thong. Unfortunately, his invention called for it to be worn on your head and did not receive his filed for patent.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard was the last man to sleep with both Rosie O'Donnell AND Ellen Degeneras....not at the same time though...that would just be weird.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard was the original spokesperson for the thighmaster
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard didn't make the final cut of auditions for Fear Factor because he refused to stick his hand in a bowl of red meat.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Thtone Goththard thinkth the inthide of hot pocketth are way too hot.
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard has a crush on Lindsay Lohan.

    But not boney Lindsay Lohan. The bouncy, ever-so-slightly chubby Lindsay Lohan and the two once-natural watermelons she had.

    Can we blame him?
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Thtone Goththard thinkth the inthide of hot pocketth are way too hot.
    lol!
    I just realized you started this mess! :)

    Anyhooters...
    Stone Gossard loves the nightlife. He wants to boogie.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard uses toenail clippers to clip his nosehairs
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard has a dog named Boo, that he shaves to look like an Abyssinian cat and it wears a pink feather boa.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    TrixieCat wrote:
    lol!
    I just realized you started this mess! :)

    Anyhooters...
    Stone Gossard loves the nightlife. He wants to boogie.

    :o

    Stone Gossard once rode his bike in the nude...


    it took 3 weeks for the rash to clear...
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    failedpersephone wrote:
    :o

    Stone Gossard once rode his bike in the nude...


    it took 3 weeks for the rash to clear...
    lol..who hasn't ????

    Stone Gossard wanted to decorate Ed's car with cans after Ed got married, but he forgot to drink the beer first. He is still paying the town for damages caused by the beer.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard asks that we all give peas a chance. He is so sick of them not getting the same recognition as corn.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • corycory Posts: 736
    Holy crap! I just now saw this thread. 4,000 hits later. I'm afraid it may be too late for me to start now. It's a shame too because of the things I know about Stone.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard thinks Cory doesn't follow directions well and told me that Cory used to run with scissors as a child.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard played the starring role in the King and I.
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    outontheporch wrote:
    Stone Gossard punched a blind man in the face and told him he ran into something.

    oh my god, that's fucking hilarious.

    Stone Gossard went to Iraq and became the modern day 'Rambo'
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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard has a dog named Boo, that he shaves to look like an Abyssinian cat and it wears a pink feather boa.

    WTF? lol
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard watches "Hawaii five-0" through his fingers because he is susceptible to histrionics at the suspense of a Quinn-Martin production.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    When Stone Gossard is not touring he looks like this:

    http://us.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/5936/Events/5936/HaroldRami_Soren_13448952_400.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Ramis,%20Harold
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard wants to know if soulsinging is still with the bad kisser.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once beat Scott Stapp in a dance off. It was his patented use of his "jazz hands" flourish.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard wants to know if soulsinging is still with the bad kisser.


    hahahahaaaa! wow, Kudos to you!
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard refuses to eat rice krispies because he is afraid of the snap crackle and pop gnomes...he doesn't want them to get inside his large intestines and lay their gnome eggs
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    failedpersephone wrote:
    hahahahaaaa! wow, Kudos to you!
    Wow....I broke Persephone. I impress myself. :)

    Stone Gossard loves to love you baby.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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