Stone Gossard...
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Stone Gossard joined The Porch but was banned for talking about Eddie's girlfriend.0
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Stone Gossard counts the lamp posts when he's driving down the freeway.Another habit says it's in love with you
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self0 -
Stone refers to a females private parts as her "Aranchez Sanchez Vicario". It makes sense why he didn't land a wife until he was in his 40's."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Stone Gossard likes to drink his milk like a kitty cat...slurp slurp slurp!IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0
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Stone Gossard wishes he were one of the stars of Ice Road Truckers.Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away0 -
Stone Gossard used to be the large pitcher of "Kool-Ade" in the commercials featuring the rapping "Kool-Ade" man in the late 80's...but gave up the gig when he kept staining his plaid pants.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0
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Stone Gossard was a cue card boy on the Oprah Winfrey show from 1985-1989.Another habit says it's in love with you
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self0 -
failedpersephone wrote:Stone Gossard used to be the large pitcher of "Kool-Ade" in the commercials featuring the rapping "Kool-Ade" man in the late 80's...but gave up the gig when he kept staining his plaid pants.
I thought he was the bunch of grapes in the fruit of the loom comercials?Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away0 -
Eddie Better wrote:Stone Gossard was a cue card boy on the Oprah Winfrey show from 1985-1989.
I believe you're wrong. He was a cue card boy for Phil Donahue."Underneath this smile lies everything - all my hopes, anger, pride and shame."0 -
Stone Gossard collects Reader's Digest.2003 Mansfield III
2004 Boston I
2006 Boston I
2008 Bonnaroo, Hartford, Mansfield I
2010 Hartford
2013 Worcester I, Worcester II, Hartford
2016 Bonnaroo, Fenway I, Fenway II
2018 Fenway I, Fenway II
2021 Sea.Hear.Now
2022 Camden
2024 MSG I, Fenway I, Fenway II0 -
stone
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"Forgive every being,
the bad feelings
it's just me"0 -
mookie_in_eugene wrote:I believe you're wrong. He was a cue card boy for Phil Donahue.
You're right. I looked it up, it was Phil Donahue. Sorry about that.Another habit says it's in love with you
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self0 -
Stone Gossard also suffers from Pteronophobia - fear of being tickled by feathers.Another habit says it's in love with you
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self0 -
Stone Gossard was Bob Saget's extra on Full House.2003 Mansfield III
2004 Boston I
2006 Boston I
2008 Bonnaroo, Hartford, Mansfield I
2010 Hartford
2013 Worcester I, Worcester II, Hartford
2016 Bonnaroo, Fenway I, Fenway II
2018 Fenway I, Fenway II
2021 Sea.Hear.Now
2022 Camden
2024 MSG I, Fenway I, Fenway II0 -
Stone Gossard sunk the Titanic.0
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Stone Gossard threw the Hope Diamond from the Titanic.2003 Mansfield III
2004 Boston I
2006 Boston I
2008 Bonnaroo, Hartford, Mansfield I
2010 Hartford
2013 Worcester I, Worcester II, Hartford
2016 Bonnaroo, Fenway I, Fenway II
2018 Fenway I, Fenway II
2021 Sea.Hear.Now
2022 Camden
2024 MSG I, Fenway I, Fenway II0 -
Stone Gossard still uses checks at the grocery store, regardless of the total"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Stone Gossard has a belly flop fetish."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
mookie9999 wrote:Stone Gossard has a belly flop fetish.
SWEET!
that means I gots me a shot at the stoney!! hahahaaIF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
Stone Gossard can repeat all of Sean Penn's lines in Fast Times at Ridgemont High...in falsetto.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0
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