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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone doesn't like to look under his bed because he is afraid of the dust mice.


    are they dust or are they mice???


    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

    spooky.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone has a new pet...

    http://www.gimmecorn.com/images/cow_1024.jpg


    and NOW we all know why he doesn't want any lip.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Just reading this again and I have realised that Stone has fake eyes, fake ears, huge balls and is apparently a bit of a bastard. :)

    When Stone Gossard goes out, he likes to disguise himself by wearing those comical fake glasses with a big nose attatched to them.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    There is a spot in the dead center of Stone's back that he can never reach and this spot ALWAY itches.
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  • failedpersephone
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    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    ...

    When Stone Gossard goes out, he likes to disguise himself by wearing those comical fake glasses with a big nose attached to them.


    um, you mean that isn't his real nose either??? holy Crap! Stone Gossard is piece work!! :eek:
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard has been incarcerated over 300 times for asking people if they "Google"

    He has no idea what "google"ing is but, when he licks his fingers suggestively and grabs himself, it becomes quite lewd...then again anything Stone does can become quite lewd...
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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    When Stone Gossard does a push-up, he is not lifting himself... he is pushing the earth down.

    Stone Gossard can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.



    (I was watching the news last night, and apparently someone else has this SAME type of "facts" list as our Stone Gossard)

    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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  • CJMST3K
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    Stone Gossard once rocked so hard, someone in the 19th row actually fell over.
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  • CJMST3K
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    Stone Gossard's home recycling program is so extensive, his home creates more than .03 tons of recycled aluminum per year.
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  • CJMST3K
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    Stone Gossard once found a baby while hiking and raised it as his own - Upon it's 14th birthday, it wrote "Mmm Bop" and was swiftly disowned.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard once rocked so hard, someone in the 19th row actually fell over.

    that was me!
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Stone Gossard flicked a booger into the sky. That booger is commonly referred to today as the moon.
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  • cory
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    Stone Gossard does not teabag the ladies. He potato sacks them.


    (Stolen from the Chuck Norris archives)
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cory wrote:
    Stone Gossard does not teabag the ladies. He potato sacks them.


    (Stolen from the Chuck Norris archives)


    um, no that wasn't stolen from the Norris site...that is the truth...and it's like a bushel of potatoes...


    now if you ain't a lady...there ain't no tellin how much of the stones you might just get...
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard thinks that he invented the saying "in a pinch"


    because that is how he likes it.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    cory wrote:
    Stone Gossard does not teabag the ladies. He potato sacks them.


    (Stolen from the Chuck Norris archives)

    'teabag' must be an American expression. I thought it was something Stone Gossard added to his hot water when he was being rebellious.
  • CJMST3K
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    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    'teabag' must be an American expression. I thought it was something Stone Gossard added to his hot water when he was being rebellious.

    Yup - the English love their teabags.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    CJMST3K wrote:
    Yup - the English love their teabags.

    :D yeah! we REALLY do! :D - whatever that means! :D
  • yahamita
    yahamita Posts: 1,514
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Yup - the English love their teabags.
    HAHAHAH!!!! Bad visual!
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  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    :D yeah! we REALLY do! :D - whatever that means! :D


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