About three times a week Stone goes to the post office and asks for a couple of "Handle With Care" stickers. They hand them to him at which point he smacks one on his crotch and laughs all the way home.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Stone orders pizzas for his neighbors saying they will pay cash on delivery. Once the neighbors turn away the pizza man Stone approaches and offers $3 and a "glimpse at the goods" for the pizza's. So far he has only went home hungry and horny.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Due to a small very rare urinary tract condition Stone peed Hawaiian punch all over his power ranger pajamas, thereby humiliating himself at Jeff's annual sleepover.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Oh Dear GOD!
Stone will be forever grateful to failedpersephone for starting this thread for him. He's trying to think of a way to repay her right now!
Oh Dear GOD!
Stone will be forever grateful to failedpersephone for starting this thread for him. He's trying to think of a way to repay her right now!
FP has a few ideas I'm sure.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Oh Dear GOD!
Stone will be forever grateful to failedpersephone for starting this thread for him. He's trying to think of a way to repay her right now!
Stone's image has miraculously appeared in the salt and grease of potato chips, he has a collection of about 2,490 such images.
I would just like him to ship me #2,128 (the one where the image of him is holding a duck)
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Oh Dear GOD!
Stone will be forever grateful to failedpersephone for starting this thread for him. He's trying to think of a way to repay her right now!
hmmn, does Stone still have the 430 gallons of brown gravy and that wet suit?
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
When he was 12, Stone so believed in the space program that he would wear a plastic bag tied over his head and while standing on his couch breathe deeply to achieve "deep space" after he came to, he would claim to have spoken to martians.
this fascination with space ended when he was 13 and rented the porn, "deep space"
a marked shift in fascinating subjects ensued...
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Stone will have to go to bed in half an hour otherwise he will be grouchy...
...and then of course there will be a big bust up between himself and Ed... and Ed will sulk... and Jeff will laugh and say 'I don't care! I'm in Three Fish, fuckwads'! ...you know how it is...
When Stone is having trouble falling asleep he does his insomniac ritual. First, he prepares a nice cup of warm milk. Next, he reads a little Calvin and Hobbes (he just loves that damn tiger!). Finally, he slams his testicles in his bedroom door three times which causes him to pass out from the pain.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
When Stone is having trouble falling asleep he does his insomniac ritual. First, he prepares a nice cup of warm milk. Next, he reads a little Calvin and Hobbes (he just loves that damn tiger!). Finally, he slams his testicles in his bedroom door three times which causes him to pass out from the pain.
:eek:
this is a marked improvement from when Stone attempted to take out his own front tooth as a child. He only listened to half of the instructions, and instead of tying the string to his tooth, he tied it to his right nutsack. tore that door right off it's hinges!
he must still have a love-hate relationship with doors.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Stone's buns are so tight that he can crush diamonds with them.
Stone is so tough he uses napalm as aftershave and has plutonium smoothies at breakfast.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
To compete with the overwhelming popularity of the Two Girls One Cup Video, Stone is filming his own version entitled Cup O' Stone. He has already received cease and desist paperwork from the Cup 'O Noodles company. This could get ugly in more ways than one!
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
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"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Stone will be forever grateful to failedpersephone for starting this thread for him. He's trying to think of a way to repay her right now!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
after the stitches came out he claimed to have learned his lesson...yet
Boom just sold him a can of "mega-whoop-ass" for $500.00 and a ride to the nearest 7-eleven.
FP has a few ideas I'm sure.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
I know!
Stone's image has miraculously appeared in the salt and grease of potato chips, he has a collection of about 2,490 such images.
I would just like him to ship me #2,128 (the one where the image of him is holding a duck)
hmmn, does Stone still have the 430 gallons of brown gravy and that wet suit?
(the seltzer is just to keep people in the front rows on their toes)
this fascination with space ended when he was 13 and rented the porn, "deep space"
a marked shift in fascinating subjects ensued...
...and then of course there will be a big bust up between himself and Ed... and Ed will sulk... and Jeff will laugh and say 'I don't care! I'm in Three Fish, fuckwads'! ...you know how it is...
it puts him in a better mood.
He encouraged the elderly, nearsighted women to hang ornaments and string lights all along Santa's staff.
there was no staff.
Stone Gossard invented the roundhouse kick...
Stone Gossard can recite the alphabet backwards in eight different languages...
Stone Gossard cut the tongue out of every pair of Nike shoes in the Garden City, KS Lady Foot Locker...
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
7/20/06-Portland
11/2/2000-Portland
7/19/1998-Portland
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Stone Say Relax
On the back:
Frankie Can Blow Me.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
:eek:
this is a marked improvement from when Stone attempted to take out his own front tooth as a child. He only listened to half of the instructions, and instead of tying the string to his tooth, he tied it to his right nutsack. tore that door right off it's hinges!
he must still have a love-hate relationship with doors.
Stone is so tough he uses napalm as aftershave and has plutonium smoothies at breakfast.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
it was supposed to keep a man fresh down south for hours...it was also designed to be made with lava soap and brillo pads...