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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone thinks that persephone is another word for a womans hoo haw.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone thinks that PJ should play the South. Not because of how long it's been, but rather because the best cockfights take place in the South.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    When Ed asks Stone before a show if he needs any liquor, Stone always says "Liquor? I don't even know her!" Ed always rolls his eyes and goes and gets Stone a fifth of cheap gin.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Arainea
    Arainea Posts: 58
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard flies to Thailand to get that special chocolate Jell-o pudding enema.

    Your posts are not only disgusting, they aren't even funny.
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I think I found my new Siggie. :D

    As always, you're welcome;)
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Arainea wrote:
    Your posts are not only disgusting, they aren't even funny.


    Be nice. This is the fun zone. Kind of like my crotch except without the tattoo of Vedder's face.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Arainea wrote:
    Your posts are not only disgusting, they aren't even funny.

    I think they're funny. It's a shame that an American can't get a Jello enema in America anymore.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard makes noises like a fax machine when he is performing oral sex.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    cory wrote:
    Be nice. This is the fun zone. Kind of like my crotch except without the tattoo of Vedder's face.
    That is one cool tattoo.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    cory wrote:
    Be nice. This is the fun zone. Kind of like my crotch except without the tattoo of Vedder's face.

    I thought your crotch was the VD zone, no? I remember now! It's fun because when you get excited the tattoo of Ed blinks, right?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    lol!
    I was 'attacked' by her too, I think. lol
    Stone Gossard is jealous of your tattoo Cory!

    Damn I haven't been attacked yet. Guess I've gotta dirty it up!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Arainea wrote:
    Your posts are not only disgusting, they aren't even funny.


    is it because you're in Michigan??

    or is it because you went to this thread thinking that we had some "authentic" or "uplifting" Stone-isms.


    it's a joke honey, and like Cory's crotch - it ain't for everyone...just the chosen few.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Damn I haven't been attacked yet. Guess I've gotta dirty it up!
    I was wrong! Stop quoting me so fast! I can't stand this computer stuff. lol
    She just quoted me from somewhere else about a joke I made about Yield. lol
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    TrixieCat wrote:
    That is one cool tattoo.


    The way I have is set up, his nose is reeeeeeaaaaallllyyyy long.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    failedpersephone wrote:
    it's a joke honey, and like Cory's crotch - it ain't for everyone...just the chosen few thousand.

    I fixed your comment;)
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I thought your crotch was the VD zone, no? I remember now! It's fun because when you get excited the tattoo of Ed blinks, right?


    Stone says fuck all this chatter. Get back to talking about his gorilla dick.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone dreams about Cory's tattoo.


    and wishes he has the courage...thus, the reach around...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cory wrote:
    I fixed your comment;)


    My apologies, I hadn't realized that you were such a giving individual...

    as Stone would say, "what the fuck are you lookin' at?? get your own jello enema, chancellor!"
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard makes the Okapi at the San Diego zoo jealous because of his prehensile tongue.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard likes to try and trip Matt on their way onstage. Matt thinks it is Stone's way of hitting on him so he grabs Stone's stones. Stone does not like that. Those are for Ed and Ed alone. Well, and Matt and sometimes Boom. But definately not Mike.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away

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