Stone Gossard...

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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard drank his own urine during the Riot Act Tour.

    he didn't need to, but felt that lettin' that much Stone go to waste would be a cryin' shame.
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard loves hanging out in the "Big Easy", getting drunk and bellowing out 'Rock you like a hurricane" to eveyone he meets on the street. Little does he know that it really isn't that PC to talk about rocking New Orleans like a hurricane.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard likes to ask people if they want to pull his finger...he doesn't have gas (it's a genetic disorder) but he really likes when people pull his fingers...
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone thinks that Bruce Springsteen should cover "Don't Gimme No Lip". He has sent him twelve notarized statements suggesting this with no response. This would explain why Stone will say "The Boss? More like The Bitch!"
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard likes to call himself "woody"...but then again he is usually grabbing his genitals while he does that so, maybe it's my interpretation that is off...
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard loves to mess with Ed by switching his notebook before the show.
    Hence the reason for the theme of the Love Boat, and not Love Boat Captain, being played last year. Stone wishes he wrote that song with Ed and not Boom.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone believes that it really is his fault.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has removable lips...which is why he is always telling people not to give him any.
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone loves to fart in the bathtub and then scream out "Who sank my battleship?" Then he grabs his genitals and screams "I got your pizza right here!"
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone believes that it really is his fault.


    awwwww.


    bummer.


    Stone Gossard is waiting for the rapture...he feels that FINALLY he will be justified in NOT using that god damned e-bow!
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard uses the dewey decimal system to sort out his collection of comic books.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Pearl Jam stopped playing Garden for so many years because whenever Ed would say "Into you garden of Stone", Stone would get a raging hard on that not even a naked Milton Berle could make go away.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard is bigger than a bread box but smaller than a Cadillac.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Stone is built similar to a monkey which allows him to jerk off with his feet.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Once while he was sleeping, Stone had a very disturbing erotic dream involving Eddie Vedder, Stone's Grandmother, a tub of margarine, and an electric knife.


    it was disturbing because try as he might he cannot seem to replicate it.
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone loves to fart in the bathtub and then scream out "Who sank my battleship?" Then he grabs his genitals and screams "I got your pizza right here!"

    :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard was the inspiration for Mighty Mouse.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Pearl Jam stopped playing Garden for so many years because whenever Ed would say "Into you garden of Stone", Stone would get a raging hard on that not even a naked Milton Berle could make go away.


    Stone Gossard jerks off to naked pictures of Milton Berle while using his feet...as he comes he is known to scream out "spam!!!" in ecstasy
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard owns the entire collection of albums put out by the Chipmunks. He cannot believe how someone was able to teach them all to sing and in perfect pitch.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    When Stone goes to the studio - he asks the attendants to "check my Stones"
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