I want to choke my coworker

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  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    Ms. Haiku wrote:
    I actually look at people with the very cool holiday sweaters, and sigh One day One day I'll have a cool sweater like you. It's cute. C'mon, it's cute, admit it.


    it's cute when my mom does it

    but she's over 60... and my mom ;)


    anyone else... get a life

    especially if you're only 40
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I am actually laughing out loud so no need for the shortcut.
    I bet you have at least ONE item in your home from the Shop. You are a self proclaimed Mass-h*le. Admit it and show pictures.

    MsHaiku, no, they are not cute. They make me feel sorry for you like I would a woman that lives alone with 20 cats and watches a black and white tv and smells like liver.

    Shit I have AT LEAST 15 BINS of crap down in my basement!!!! Every damn year we go to the Cape for vacation, the girls all hit at least 6 CTS stores out there! And to top it off, there's one right in Manchester!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't need pics to hear the cringing of my voice!!!!!!!!!!!
    I love to turn you on
  • Ms. Haiku
    Ms. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,372
    I want a cutie sweater - dammit! I like the Christmas holiday ones with little bells. I want red patten leather pumps and purse to go with it, too. It would look great with my blue jeans.
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    http://www.thefashionpost.net/catalog/images/xmas%20sweaters%20067.jpg
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    bostonlou wrote:
    http://www.thefashionpost.net/catalog/images/xmas%20sweaters%20067.jpg

    I just threw up in my mouth.
  • Ms. Haiku
    Ms. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,372
    bostonlou wrote:
    http://www.thefashionpost.net/catalog/images/xmas%20sweaters%20067.jpg
    No, no. Not cats. All the birds from the 12 days of Christmas. I thought I could be a cat woman as described above in another post, but I'm just not a cat person, and I don't watch TV. I take black and white photographs. In fact, hopefully, I'll post photographs of this weekend's snow storm on my blog one day. So, imagine me taking black and white photographs in my 12 days of Christmas sweater, hopping between snow drifts in my red patten leather pumps, and matching purse. I get giddy just thinking of it. :)
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    Ms. Haiku wrote:
    I want a cutie sweater - dammit! I like the Christmas holiday ones with little bells. I want red patten leather pumps and purse to go with it, too. It would look great with my blue jeans.


    pumps do not go with a sweater

    although if you wore knee high red boots... you could wear any sweater you wanted




    OH I JUST REMEMBERED!!

    She also wears these!!!!!!

    http://www.sierratradingpost.com/eccStoreFront/stp/product_images/21825/F_21825_1.jpg


    stirrup pants!!
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • Ms. Haiku
    Ms. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,372
    bostonlou wrote:
    pumps do not go with a sweater

    although if you wore knee high red boots... you could wear any sweater you wanted




    OH I JUST REMEMBERED!!

    She also wears these!!!!!!

    http://www.sierratradingpost.com/eccStoreFront/stp/product_images/21825/F_21825_1.jpg


    stirrup pants!!
    Even in my imagination I can't cross that stirrup pants line.
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    bostonlou wrote:
    pumps do not go with a sweater

    although if you wore knee high red boots... you could wear any sweater you wanted




    OH I JUST REMEMBERED!!

    She also wears these!!!!!!

    http://www.sierratradingpost.com/eccStoreFront/stp/product_images/21825/F_21825_1.jpg
    Now I know you are making this stuff up. They don't make stirrup pants anymore. I am sure of this. As for the cat sweater, yes my mom has one too.
    And if they WERE still making stirrup pants, they wouldn't be making them in turquoise.

    stirrup pants!!
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    Ms. Haiku wrote:
    Even in my imagination I can't cross that stirrup pants line.


    thank you

    i thought you were a lost cause but then i found the line that not many would cross


    although she hasn't sported them in a year or so... i wonder what happened
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • releeseme
    releeseme Posts: 387
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Funny.
    I do not want to hijack, but have you ever been to the Shop? Serious stuff.
    Actually, I used to love craft fairs. I only went to a few last summer. Might hit a few this year. But it's not like I HAVE to go. I just do. There is usually some good snacks and some live music. I could stop if I wanted to.


    Lou, Human resources AND a cubicle.
    Now I understand.
    Sorry.


    Sure you could.....:)
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  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,822
    bostonlou wrote:
    BANG

    but only when she has a coupon or something.

    she's so tight she squeaks.

    she goes to bisuteki on her birthday for the free meal (it's probably 20 miles from her house)
    and a certain car wash for a free wash


    she loves the michaels 70% off coupon

    goes on the whole craft fair circuit




    oh and her earrings also match these outfits

    Does she marvel at how cute her cat/dog looks in the outfits she buys for them?......just a guess!
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    bostonlou wrote:
    OH I JUST REMEMBERED!!

    She also wears these!!!!!!

    http://www.sierratradingpost.com/eccStoreFront/stp/product_images/21825/F_21825_1.jpg


    stirrup pants!!

    Jesus, you're in hell.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Where did she get a 70% off coupon for Michael's?????????????
    Can you have her photocopy it for me?
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • nowayimfaithfull
    nowayimfaithfull Posts: 2,051
    Hook up with her and dump her.
    Some people have religion I have Pearl Jam.


    no more shows
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    bostonlou wrote:
    all she wants to do is put together meetings or conference calls to discuss problems instead of just solving them and letting everyone know the solution

    there could be a problem with a 2 minute solution but she'll schedule a hour long meeting during which we'll solve nothing and just go off on random tangents

    it's gotten to the point where I just say I don't know anything about the issues and refuse to go to the meetings

    she also does less work than I do all day... which is hard to do as my post count shows

    she spends most of her time gossiping or talking about inane shit like britney spears or 24.

    sometimes when she's in the cube next to mine for too long I call her desk so that she'll stop talking and run to see who's on the phone. i hang up before she gets there. I do this probably 3-4 times a day

    but this sometimes backfires as she then proceeds to call her mom (she's 44 with a 4 year old that the mother watches)... and they talk about nothing for long periods

    thankfully she's stopped talking to the kid on the phone... but for a while all I would hear every few hours is "ARE YOU BEING A GOOD BOY FOR GRANDMA???" "YOU HAVE TO BE GOOD"


    i don't bother anyone during the work day... why can't she be more like me?


    oh she also makes it a point to tell her stories in either an awful high pitch squealing voice... or she'll make fun of another person if they're not american... she tries to imitate indians, irish, and asian people... but the voice always sounds the same



    thanks for listening ;)

    Okay so tell me.........how do you really feel?
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  • tooferz
    tooferz Posts: 135
    bostonlou wrote:
    plus she's talking to her own parents... are they not smart enough to dress him right?

    they raised her and apparently gave her a great fashion sense. so maybe not.
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    Does she marvel at how cute her cat/dog looks in the outfits she buys for them?......just a guess!

    no ... she doesn't have pets thank god... i'm sure she's had 400 tests that proved she was allergic

    oh did I mention that she also is sick almost all winter long

    and spends probably 40 hours talking about getting her FREE flu shot


    TrixieCat wrote:
    Where did she get a 70% off coupon for Michael's?????????????
    Can you have her photocopy it for me?

    lol... sign up for their emails... this was a while ago


    nowayimfaithfull wrote:
    Hook up with her and dump her.

    not a bad idea... now you understand me ;) i would go with the hate fck before I asked her to pipe down ;)
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    it never fails

    each time i come in here to post she reminds me of another reason she annoys me



    so... every so often... she'll wear a retainer at work

    AND THEN call home


    so not only do I have to listen to her phone call... but now her whine has a lisp to it


    she also seems to feel the need to walk around and talk to people while wearing her retainer ... it's awful
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  • IDgotI
    IDgotI Posts: 262
    Try to find a way of communicating with her. See if you both have something common... Take this thread for example. Show her this thread and then discuss...

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