I want to choke my coworker

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  • PillowPants
    PillowPants Posts: 4,877
    two women at work just got into a verbal discussion in the cafeteria... one was saying how much she wanted to choke the other

    i had to stifle a giggle as I thought of this thread
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,229
    PillowPants said:

    i have a new coworker who answers the phone with "what can i do you for"



    grates me every time

    Well, if I was on the other end of the phone and she.....hoping it's a she.....I would answer her, for $20 bucks in bed anything you want.

    I have a feeling she may not answer the phone that way again.

    Peace



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  • PillowPants
    PillowPants Posts: 4,877
    g under p said:

    PillowPants said:

    i have a new coworker who answers the phone with "what can i do you for"



    grates me every time

    Well, if I was on the other end of the phone and she.....hoping it's a she.....I would answer her, for $20 bucks in bed anything you want.

    I have a feeling she may not answer the phone that way again.

    Peace



    hahaha

    can i give you her number? I'll send you the $20 ;)

    although she only does it with internal clients.... damn
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I wanted to choke my boss... but I just never went back to work instead.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    RKCNDY said:

    I wanted to choke my boss... but I just never went back to work instead.

    The end to your story was wonderful!
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    deadendp said:

    RKCNDY said:

    I wanted to choke my boss... but I just never went back to work instead.

    The end to your story was wonderful!
    I wanted to go out with a big "fuck you! You suck!"

    I'm sure somebody will tell her that one day.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    RKCNDY said:

    deadendp said:

    RKCNDY said:

    I wanted to choke my boss... but I just never went back to work instead.

    The end to your story was wonderful!
    I wanted to go out with a big "fuck you! You suck!"

    I'm sure somebody will tell her that one day.
    You did, in your own way. :smiley:
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    I feel the same way about someone who is 30 years older but is the most immature, arrogant and lazy person there in so many ways and my supervisor fall for his innocent passive aggressive act all the time. Yesterday was a rare day that he was off. It's no coincidence that it was peaceful yesterday there with the rest of the work group. This punk just won't STFU and stop saying stupid things and being a hypocrite on so many levels. He said this week, "It's against my religion to lie."

    In that case, he's going straight to hell and getting excommunicated. He should have been fired over a year ago.
  • EB218946
    EB218946 Posts: 4,010
    People suck
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    EB218946 said:

    People suck

    That's my daily mantra.
    ELITIST FUK
  • PillowPants
    PillowPants Posts: 4,877
    RKCNDY said:

    deadendp said:

    RKCNDY said:

    I wanted to choke my boss... but I just never went back to work instead.

    The end to your story was wonderful!
    I wanted to go out with a big "fuck you! You suck!"

    I'm sure somebody will tell her that one day.
    that's what the internet is for

    create a fake email and let her know ;)
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    PillowPants said:

    RKCNDY said:

    deadendp said:

    RKCNDY said:

    I wanted to choke my boss... but I just never went back to work instead.

    The end to your story was wonderful!
    I wanted to go out with a big "fuck you! You suck!"

    I'm sure somebody will tell her that one day.
    that's what the internet is for

    create a fake email and let her know ;)
    But then she would throw a temper tantrum and then cry for days on end to whatever poor schmuck is currently working for her.

    How do I know this? Because she has been sent glitter bombs and gorilla poop.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • PillowPants
    PillowPants Posts: 4,877
    RKCNDY said:
    I wanted to choke my boss... but I just never went back to work instead.
    The end to your story was wonderful!
    I wanted to go out with a big "fuck you! You suck!" I'm sure somebody will tell her that one day.
    that's what the internet is for create a fake email and let her know ;)
    But then she would throw a temper tantrum and then cry for days on end to whatever poor schmuck is currently working for her. How do I know this? Because she has been sent glitter bombs and gorilla poop.
    maybe you could try now? :)
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,523
    Is this thread really still going and that lady still does the same crap? The kid must be a teenager by now no? 
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....

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