I work with someone from a communist block country (this is relevant because he trusts no one!), and everytime something goes wrong at work, he seems to have some conspiracy theory, or thinks that someone is tripping him up on purpose. He thinks that our office manager doesn't order enough food for us because she is jealous that we get to eat for free when we work late during tax season.
Most of the time, I just think, "oops, someone goofed-up!"
I take the simple route, and my aim is to fix the problem, while his goal is to point fingers, usually at the wrong person!
Take a leaf out of one of our foremen's book lou.. just choke her. He had an argument with a subcontractor at lunch in the canteen cos they were talking about work, then he tried to push him out and the two of them started going at it, kicking eachother and punching eachother and all and wrecking the place, throwing eachother all over the place. Fucking shocking stuff to see two grown sober men fighting like that. It was scary to see him just lose the cool like that, I really hope he gets sacked. He's still here walking around like nothing happened :eek:
do they have police in ireland?
between your stories and that other chick who was saying her brother was kicking her ass around the house
are you guys mad because the polish are taking over?
You're jealous! That's it! You WANT her to talk to you, and be your best buddy. Now, it's clear as crystal, you want her attention. She has your attention, and you want it reciprocated.
I'm right aren't I?
you're such a girl ... you couldn't be more wrong
she truly annoys the fuck out of me... i hate when she talks or gossips to me ... if she quit tomorrow I would be so happy
the only thing i want is to not have to deal or listen to her... honest
...she's a two faced, sunless tanned,
one inch thick make-up wearing whore,
who thinks she's runs the place,
and at every man's glace thinks they want to fuck her!!
Ugh...woman can be such BITCHES!!! :mad:
no... this girl sounds like someone I would like ... i like making sex
BostonLou,
I have not read most of this thread but I just read this article and I think it would be a good idea to send it to your coworker. I, in fact, want to send it to my whole company (only 35 employees).
BostonLou,
I have not read most of this thread but I just read this article and I think it would be a good idea to send it to your coworker. I, in fact, want to send it to my whole company (only 35 employees).
You called me a girl? A girl. I'm a girl? Who'd knew. Last time I checked I was 38.
Anyway, I was joking. I guess the sarcasm/joking tone wasn't that clear.
There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
Honestly though I think everyone works with SOMEONE that is totally annoying. It's all in how you deal with it I guess. It appears as if Lou doesn't deal with it any better that I do.
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Finally got that "One for the Thumb"!!! Got the "Six Pack". Now we're on a "Stairway to Seven"
Some words when spoken...can't be taken back.
"Seeing a brick wall straight ahead and stepping on the gas." Eddie...Pittsburgh 6/23/06
between your stories and that other chick who was saying her brother was kicking her ass around the house
are you guys mad because the polish are taking over?
Yeh we have police but I don't think the other guy's pressing charges, he'll probably make a lot of money from our company from this and, in fairness, he gave as good as he got once it started . It was the cleaning lady I was sorry for, she's in her 60's and they were RIGHT in front of her, she was in the corner and it looked like she got a couple of digs and she was in bits afterwards so I sent her home.
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
The best way to deal with an annoying coworker is to outdo them with nuisance value. Its obvious this chick is wrapped up in her own self importance so you should start calling your own meetings to resolve pointless issues. Start making pretend phonecalls to pretend kids and saying stupid stuff like
"Have you been a goody boody bubby for mummy wummy"
You will soon enjoy how much fun it is to out irritate this pest and work will be fun again. Start singing irrritating songs over and over, a personal favourite ploy of mine
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouth
There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
A tremendous song I will add to my list!
My personal favourites to sing
"It must be love love love" repeat 3 times "nothing more nothing less, love is the best"
and the worst song ever written that has just come out now, lips of an angel
"its really good to hear your voice, say my name it sounds so sweet"
sing that crap 5 times a day and watch the look on peoples faces, priceless
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouth
The best way to deal with an annoying coworker is to outdo them with nuisance value. Its obvious this chick is wrapped up in her own self importance so you should start calling your own meetings to resolve pointless issues. Start making pretend phonecalls to pretend kids and saying stupid stuff like
"Have you been a goody boody bubby for mummy wummy"
You will soon enjoy how much fun it is to out irritate this pest and work will be fun again. Start singing irrritating songs over and over, a personal favourite ploy of mine
the problem is she's so disinterested in work and would rather do anything... there's no way to annoy her
she's too blonde to figure out things so she asks 3 million questions
oh and if i was on the phone talking to my cats she would just come over and ask how they were
i can't have a conversation on the phone without her listening in
maybe i'll call up and pretend i'm talking to a OBGYN and discuss my pregnancy
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yep agree with that. I work with virtually all women and all of them are annoying except for a few.
Most of the time, I just think, "oops, someone goofed-up!"
I take the simple route, and my aim is to fix the problem, while his goal is to point fingers, usually at the wrong person!
Tim is great at upsetting Garreth!
do they have police in ireland?
between your stories and that other chick who was saying her brother was kicking her ass around the house
are you guys mad because the polish are taking over?
you're such a girl ... you couldn't be more wrong
she truly annoys the fuck out of me... i hate when she talks or gossips to me ... if she quit tomorrow I would be so happy
the only thing i want is to not have to deal or listen to her... honest
well I never!!
oh if i only had the time and technology
no... this girl sounds like someone I would like ... i like making sex
I have not read most of this thread but I just read this article and I think it would be a good idea to send it to your coworker. I, in fact, want to send it to my whole company (only 35 employees).
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17279961/from/RS.3/
"there's no raisins in that bread.....
no there's not
there's no raisins in that bread.....
no there's not
no there's not"
oh... and she also just started eating a bag of chips.... crunching each one with her mouth wide open
hopefully she'lll have a caramel later today... that's my favor where it sounds like she's sucking on the teets of the mother bull
thanks... i posted it in my cube
hopefully she'll read it
Berzerker....
8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(that's my metal face)
she would definitely take it
any time there is free food she is all over it
she plans her day around it
That is a great band name. "Hello Cleveland! We are teets of the mother bull from the UK! You must be the USA!"
-- Willy Wonka
well ms whiny pants isn't buying any because her mom bought a couple and they're just going to share
it never ends
people are way too sensitive
go back to talking about britney blowing lines on anna nicoles stinky rotting corpse
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
you might want to take the donkey dick out of your mouth while you attempt to read
she was too cheap to buy her own ticket
Anyway, I was joking. I guess the sarcasm/joking tone wasn't that clear.
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
missed the sarcasm... sorry
thought you were trying to solve the situation with a happy ending
and not the happy ending you get at a asian massage parlor
Honestly though I think everyone works with SOMEONE that is totally annoying. It's all in how you deal with it I guess. It appears as if Lou doesn't deal with it any better that I do.
Finally got that "One for the Thumb"!!! Got the "Six Pack". Now we're on a "Stairway to Seven"
Some words when spoken...can't be taken back.
"Seeing a brick wall straight ahead and stepping on the gas." Eddie...Pittsburgh 6/23/06
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
"Have you been a goody boody bubby for mummy wummy"
You will soon enjoy how much fun it is to out irritate this pest and work will be fun again. Start singing irrritating songs over and over, a personal favourite ploy of mine
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
My personal favourites to sing
"It must be love love love" repeat 3 times "nothing more nothing less, love is the best"
and the worst song ever written that has just come out now, lips of an angel
"its really good to hear your voice, say my name it sounds so sweet"
sing that crap 5 times a day and watch the look on peoples faces, priceless
the problem is she's so disinterested in work and would rather do anything... there's no way to annoy her
she's too blonde to figure out things so she asks 3 million questions
oh and if i was on the phone talking to my cats she would just come over and ask how they were
i can't have a conversation on the phone without her listening in
maybe i'll call up and pretend i'm talking to a OBGYN and discuss my pregnancy
Just get on with it and choke her.
I guess i find it amusing as well as annoying
if it truly bothered me then i'd put an end to it
but her existence is too sad and humorous
plus i don't give a fuck about work either
Well at least yr ok with it on the humorous side.
"I WANT MY BINKY!!! MOMMY I WANT MY BINKY!!!"
"I told him that the Binky fairy came and took it away"
"I WANT MY BINKY!!! MOMMY I WANT MY BINKY!!!"
and it turns out the magic show wasn't free
but it's at a church
did i mention she's also a semi religious nut who supports george bush?
when da vinci code came out she brought a flyer into work and passed them around about how the movie was untrue
did i mention her hairdo consists of her taking a curling iron to the front and leaving the rest??
kind of like this
http://trapine.org/f8foto/seizures/images/hatchet.jpg
Lou, although she sounds like a living hell, I love hearing all of it. That picture is the top.