I want to choke my coworker

bostonlou

civ_eng_girl wrote:

Berzerker....

8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(that's my metal face)

imspinnin wrote:

Maybe you should offer her a Blow Pop

she would definitely take it

any time there is free food she is all over it

she plans her day around it

ecd1973

bostonlou wrote:

hopefully she'lll have a caramel later today... that's my favor where it sounds like she's sucking on the teets of the mother bull

That is a great band name. "Hello Cleveland! We are teets of the mother bull from the UK! You must be the USA!"

bostonlou

we're all aware of the 215+ million dollar jackpot?

well ms whiny pants isn't buying any because her mom bought a couple and they're just going to share


it never ends

Lizard

she wanted her own tickest... big fluckin deal


people are way too sensitive



go back to talking about britney blowing lines on anna nicoles stinky rotting corpse

bostonlou

Lizard wrote:

she wanted her own tickest... big fluckin deal


people are way too sensitive



go back to talking about britney blowing lines on anna nicoles stinky rotting corpse

you might want to take the donkey dick out of your mouth while you attempt to read

she was too cheap to buy her own ticket

Ms. Haiku

bostonlou wrote:

you're such a girl ... you couldn't be more wrong

You called me a girl? A girl. I'm a girl? Who'd knew. Last time I checked I was 38.

Anyway, I was joking. I guess the sarcasm/joking tone wasn't that clear.

bostonlou

Ms. Haiku wrote:

You called me a girl? A girl. I'm a girl? Who'd knew. Last time I checked I was 38.

Anyway, I was joking. I guess the sarcasm/joking tone wasn't that clear.

missed the sarcasm... sorry

thought you were trying to solve the situation with a happy ending


and not the happy ending you get at a asian massage parlor

jezebeloria

This thread is hysterical!

Honestly though I think everyone works with SOMEONE that is totally annoying. It's all in how you deal with it I guess. It appears as if Lou doesn't deal with it any better that I do.

Heineken Helen

bostonlou wrote:

do they have police in ireland?

between your stories and that other chick who was saying her brother was kicking her ass around the house

are you guys mad because the polish are taking over?

Yeh we have police but I don't think the other guy's pressing charges, he'll probably make a lot of money from our company from this and, in fairness, he gave as good as he got once it started . It was the cleaning lady I was sorry for, she's in her 60's and they were RIGHT in front of her, she was in the corner and it looked like she got a couple of digs and she was in bits afterwards so I sent her home.

Pedge

The best way to deal with an annoying coworker is to outdo them with nuisance value. Its obvious this chick is wrapped up in her own self importance so you should start calling your own meetings to resolve pointless issues. Start making pretend phonecalls to pretend kids and saying stupid stuff like
"Have you been a goody boody bubby for mummy wummy"
You will soon enjoy how much fun it is to out irritate this pest and work will be fun again. Start singing irrritating songs over and over, a personal favourite ploy of mine

Ms. Haiku

Pedge wrote:

Start singing irrritating songs over and over, a personal favourite ploy of mine

http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=235125&highlight=bright

Pedge

Ms. Haiku wrote:

http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=235125&highlight=bright

A tremendous song I will add to my list!
My personal favourites to sing
"It must be love love love" repeat 3 times "nothing more nothing less, love is the best"

and the worst song ever written that has just come out now, lips of an angel
"its really good to hear your voice, say my name it sounds so sweet"
sing that crap 5 times a day and watch the look on peoples faces, priceless

bostonlou

Pedge wrote:

The best way to deal with an annoying coworker is to outdo them with nuisance value. Its obvious this chick is wrapped up in her own self importance so you should start calling your own meetings to resolve pointless issues. Start making pretend phonecalls to pretend kids and saying stupid stuff like
"Have you been a goody boody bubby for mummy wummy"
You will soon enjoy how much fun it is to out irritate this pest and work will be fun again. Start singing irrritating songs over and over, a personal favourite ploy of mine

the problem is she's so disinterested in work and would rather do anything... there's no way to annoy her

she's too blonde to figure out things so she asks 3 million questions


oh and if i was on the phone talking to my cats she would just come over and ask how they were

i can't have a conversation on the phone without her listening in

maybe i'll call up and pretend i'm talking to a OBGYN and discuss my pregnancy

patrickredeyes

bostonlou wrote:

the problem is she's so disinterested in work and would rather do anything... there's no way to annoy her

she's too blonde to figure out things so she asks 3 million questions


oh and if i was on the phone talking to my cats she would just come over and ask how they were

i can't have a conversation on the phone without her listening in

maybe i'll call up and pretend i'm talking to a OBGYN and discuss my pregnancy

Just get on with it and choke her. Or either move your desk or get her moved. I actually feel sorry for you. The world must be coming to a end.

bostonlou

patrickredeyes wrote:

Just get on with it and choke her. Or either mve your desk or get her moved. I actually feel sorry for you. The world must be coming to a end.

I guess i find it amusing as well as annoying

if it truly bothered me then i'd put an end to it

but her existence is too sad and humorous


plus i don't give a fuck about work either

patrickredeyes

bostonlou wrote:

I guess i find it amusing as well as annoying

if it truly bothered me then i'd put an end to it

but her existence is too sad and humorous


plus i don't give a fuck about work either

Well at least yr ok with it on the humorous side.

bostonlou

"i had to take it from him... he really cried a lot

"I WANT MY BINKY!!! MOMMY I WANT MY BINKY!!!"

"I told him that the Binky fairy came and took it away"

"I WANT MY BINKY!!! MOMMY I WANT MY BINKY!!!"

imspinnin

bostonlou wrote:

"i had to take it from him... he really cried a lot

"I WANT MY BINKY!!! MOMMY I WANT MY BINKY!!!"

"I told him that the Binky fairy came and took it away"

"I WANT MY BINKY!!! MOMMY I WANT MY BINKY!!!"

I don't know why but I picture this woman having an annoying name like Claire(ha ha...Breakfast Club)

bostonlou

edit


and it turns out the magic show wasn't free

but it's at a church

did i mention she's also a semi religious nut who supports george bush?

when da vinci code came out she brought a flyer into work and passed them around about how the movie was untrue



did i mention her hairdo consists of her taking a curling iron to the front and leaving the rest??

kind of like this

http://trapine.org/f8foto/seizures/images/hatchet.jpg

norm

bostonlou wrote:

Laurie


and it turns out the magic show wasn't free

but it's at a church

did i mention she's also a semi religious nut who supports george bush?

when da vinci code came out she brought a flyer into work and passed them around about how the movie was untrue



did i mention her hairdo consists of her taking a curling iron to the front and leaving the rest??

kind of like this

http://trapine.org/f8foto/seizures/images/hatchet.jpg

Lou, although she sounds like a living hell, I love hearing all of it. That picture is the top.