i'm surprised you haven't visited the vagina therapy thread
I was going to write something funny, then I realized I wrote YOU mind instead of YOUR mind. It's such a rookie mistake. I think I'm going to check the grammatical douche bag thread.
just as i was navigating to this thread to complain about this whiny bitch being on the phone all day
i got the greatest news in the world
she's moving her cube
to another building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
while it does mean the likely end of this thread I am so excited for the peace and quiet
today has been awful... i've pranked her like 5 times and really thought about mentioning to my boss that I find it hard to work with her on the phone all day
but then god did me a favor
mega millions would of been nice but i'll settle for silence
just as i was navigating to this thread to complain about this whiny bitch being on the phone all day
i got the greatest news in the world
she's moving her cube
to another building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
while it does mean the likely end of this thread I am so excited for the peace and quiet
today has been awful... i've pranked her like 5 times and really thought about mentioning to my boss that I find it hard to work with her on the phone all day
but then god did me a favor
mega millions would of been nice but i'll settle for silence
Man, with results like this I should start complaining more. Congratulations!
There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
She's a turd. But take solace in we've all worked with her kind before, with our teeth clenched.
is she also the one who organized all the birthday cakes and made everyone chip in $ for every single possible celebration the office could stand ("Hey, Bernadette adopted a kitten!")?
When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.
She's a turd. But take solace in we've all worked with her kind before, with our teeth clenched.
is she also the one who organized all the birthday cakes and made everyone chip in $ for every single possible celebration the office could stand ("Hey, Bernadette adopted a kitten!")?
no because she's too cheap to do anything for anyone else
this year
the NCAA bracket pool was $25... and I told the guy running it that it was kind of too high for our area (HR - bunch of women) and may exclude people
so he developed a payment plan....
take a guess who was the only person to take advantage of the payment plan
Ahhh, my last day of work today, which sucks because of no work, but is oh so great because I will never have to deal with the tit I'm sharing an office with again.
How do you successfully complete numerous computer focused educational programs and still know absolutely jack shit about computers and how to use them, and have to irritate me with the stupidest questions ever (repeatedly)?
Would people have believed the movie if it was'nt for the flyer? lol:)
One of my bosses is a big religious nut, and he sent out a mass email about going to see the movie (promoting it) cause he didn't know anything about it other than it was about Jesus. When he found out what it was about he sent another one denouncing it.
Luckily I'm not on any of the head honcho's mailing lists so I only get the stories from co-workers :P
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are you two hitting on each other??
so hot
Do you ever get you mind out of the gutter?
Neither do I.
Why would you start was has no end?
i'm surprised you haven't visited the vagina therapy thread
I was going to write something funny, then I realized I wrote YOU mind instead of YOUR mind. It's such a rookie mistake. I think I'm going to check the grammatical douche bag thread.
Why would you start was has no end?
oops..sorry about that. seems I'm mixing you up with another poster
But wait who's to say you don't own a chicken? You people all have your minds in the gutter
yeah--must be thinking of the KING--I am the ORIGINAL Lizard!!
BTW, I can have a chicken BUT I don't, I have a rooster!
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
What's great about this thread is that it is therapy for you and entertainment for us.
someone has their kid here at work
so my buddy goes into her high pitch voice
ooh that's so nice you came to have lunch with mommy... do you like to come to mommy's work??
so i say to my other neighbor... "I think we should use that voice all the time"
she starts laughing
so of course my buddy needs to know what's going on...
so we tell her
and she says "I change my voice??? really?"
we laugh at her some more
then she comes over to me and says "research shows that talking to kids in a high pitched voice helps keep their attention better"
or some shit... i'm just happy i made fun of her
sad i know
:cool:
in that awful annoying voice
i wish i could share video or audio of it
i literally just sat here with my head in my hands
brutal
Lou you have to figure out a way to record this shit. Although you do paint a great picture. Maybe I'll just stick with the words.
i got the greatest news in the world
she's moving her cube
to another building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
while it does mean the likely end of this thread I am so excited for the peace and quiet
today has been awful... i've pranked her like 5 times and really thought about mentioning to my boss that I find it hard to work with her on the phone all day
but then god did me a favor
mega millions would of been nice but i'll settle for silence
yeah it's sad
i will still have a weekly meeting with her so i'll see what stupid shit she can come up with there
i'll at least give a sweater update
did i mention that last st paddy's day she wore shamrock antennae?
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
it's a reorg due to business changes
whatever... it's good for me!
a nice good bye present
oh and she has the Taxi sweater on today. I called her Latka
she also is going to win money in my NCAA pool... while I win nothing... awful
is she also the one who organized all the birthday cakes and made everyone chip in $ for every single possible celebration the office could stand ("Hey, Bernadette adopted a kitten!")?
no because she's too cheap to do anything for anyone else
this year
the NCAA bracket pool was $25... and I told the guy running it that it was kind of too high for our area (HR - bunch of women) and may exclude people
so he developed a payment plan....
take a guess who was the only person to take advantage of the payment plan
History is the polemics of the victor...
LETS GO CARDINALS!
i was thinking staples in her jello
then i wouldn't have to listen to the annoying voice
How do you successfully complete numerous computer focused educational programs and still know absolutely jack shit about computers and how to use them, and have to irritate me with the stupidest questions ever (repeatedly)?
This is a good thread.
Would people have believed the movie if it was'nt for the flyer? lol:)
One of my bosses is a big religious nut, and he sent out a mass email about going to see the movie (promoting it) cause he didn't know anything about it other than it was about Jesus. When he found out what it was about he sent another one denouncing it.
Luckily I'm not on any of the head honcho's mailing lists so I only get the stories from co-workers :P
Was the childs reaction along these lines:
http://jeffrey-feldman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/a_child_crying.jpg
today has been the most peaceful day of my 7 years at this damn job
she's now in another building and I don't miss her in the least.
ding dong the witch is dead!