I want to choke my coworker

bostonlou

I'm just going to type in some of the stupid shit she says



don't let him fall...

put the ski pants on him

don't let him fall...

he might like to go in the snow

and if he falls he should have the ski pants on

norm

bostonlou wrote:

I'm just going to type in some of the stupid shit she says



don't let him fall...

put the ski pants on him

don't let him fall...

he might like to go in the snow

and if he falls he should have the ski pants on

hahahahahahahahahahaha




She's a dumb asshole.

bostonlou

Ms. Haiku wrote:

So, why haven't you told her to keep her voice down? Could you tell her it's breaking your concentration? If her work quality/quantity is down, her supervisor should be able to notice that. However, if it affects your work quality/quantity then you need to ask her to keep it down.

honestly the whispering would annoy me more ... the cube on the other side of me has a whisperer .. and that drives me nuts

i guess i'm not the type to mention that it's bugging me to the person... i just try to ignore it .. and am usually successful

it just amuses me because it's so pathetic


although recently i've debated mentioning it to my boss and let her deal with it



but i think it would cause too much drama... and i'm just here to work... not worry about bullshit office politics

Ms. Haiku

bostonlou wrote:

I'm just going to type in some of the stupid shit she says



don't let him fall...

put the ski pants on him

don't let him fall...

he might like to go in the snow

and if he falls he should have the ski pants on

She talks like a parent. If I remember correctly you are almost as much as an I for Introvert as I am. However, when push comes to shove, you gotta do what you gotta do. Ask her, politely, to keep it down. You can do it, you can do it. I'm rooting for you B-Lou! Or, wear earplugs.

releeseme

I know exactly what you mean. I have one right across from me, but no where near as bad as yours. Some days you would just love to stand straight up and shout, "who the fuck cares?" "shut your stupid fuckin mouth for 10 minutes". I am not bitter by any means though....:D

TrixieCat

It's almost April Fool's. You could play some pranks on her.
Like, tape down the button under the phone receiver.
Tell her human resources called, asked her to pack up her desk and go see them.
Send her to the supplies closet to get you some:
dehydrated water, the hydraulic cement humidifier, the double sided transperencies, a fallopian tube, the blunt knife, a glass hammer.
Use a 3M Post-it notes placed underneath someones's computer mouse - ensure that it covers the ball or the optical sensor on the bottom.
Grab a bunch of alarm clocks, set them to alarm at very early times in the morning and hide them all around different places in her cubicle.

Yes, I am five.

norm

TrixieCat wrote:

It's almost April Fool's. You could play some pranks on her.
Like, tape down the button under the phone receiver.
Tell her human resources called, asked her to pack up her desk and go see them.
Send her to the supplies closet to get you some:
dehydrated water, the hydraulic cement humidifier, the double sided transperencies, a fallopian tube, the blunt knife, a glass hammer.
Use a 3M Post-it notes placed underneath someones's computer mouse - ensure that it covers the ball or the optical sensor on the bottom.
Grab a bunch of alarm clocks, set them to alarm at very early times in the morning and hide them all around different places in her cubicle.

Yes, I am five.

You've given this a lot of thought.

releeseme

TrixieCat wrote:

It's almost April Fool's. You could play some pranks on her.
Like, tape down the button under the phone receiver.
Tell her human resources called, asked her to pack up her desk and go see them.
Send her to the supplies closet to get you some:
dehydrated water, the hydraulic cement humidifier, the double sided transperencies, a fallopian tube, the blunt knife, a glass hammer.
Use a 3M Post-it notes placed underneath someones's computer mouse - ensure that it covers the ball or the optical sensor on the bottom.
Grab a bunch of alarm clocks, set them to alarm at very early times in the morning and hide them all around different places in her cubicle.

Yes, I am five.

Lotion on the reciever while she is at lunch, and call her right as she walks back in. Too funny....

bostonlou

Ms. Haiku wrote:

She talks like a parent. If I remember correctly you are almost as much as an I for Introvert as I am. However, when push comes to shove, you gotta do what you gotta do. Ask her, politely, to keep it down. You can do it, you can do it. I'm rooting for you B-Lou! Or, wear earplugs.

if you could hear her whine then you would know what i mean

plus she's talking to her own parents... are they not smart enough to dress him right?



i've never even considered asking her to keep it down ... it's just a part of life in a cubicle


i don't need ear plugs... it amuses me sometimes...

and venting here has helped

TrixieCat

releeseme wrote:

Lotion on the reciever while she is at lunch, and call her right as she walks back in. Too funny....

ew...

I have also heard about putting Vasoline on the bathroom door handle.
double ew...

bostonlou

TrixieCat wrote:

It's almost April Fool's. You could play some pranks on her.
Like, tape down the button under the phone receiver.
Tell her human resources called, asked her to pack up her desk and go see them.
Send her to the supplies closet to get you some:
dehydrated water, the hydraulic cement humidifier, the double sided transperencies, a fallopian tube, the blunt knife, a glass hammer.
Use a 3M Post-it notes placed underneath someones's computer mouse - ensure that it covers the ball or the optical sensor on the bottom.
Grab a bunch of alarm clocks, set them to alarm at very early times in the morning and hide them all around different places in her cubicle.

Yes, I am five.

i like these ideas

oh... one problem though... we are in Human Resources





have I mentioned that she has sweaters for all occasions?

Like Christmas
Valentines
St PAddy's day
etc

and usually there are matching shoes, pocket books, etc etc etc

i forgot that fact

TrixieCat

bostonlou wrote:

i like these ideas

oh... one problem though... we are in Human Resources





have I mentioned that she has sweaters for all occasions?

Like Christmas
Valentines
St PAddy's day
etc

and usually there are matching shoes, pocket books, etc etc etc

i forgot that fact

Matching holiday shoes and bags???
Oh lordie.

Steve Dunne

TrixieCat wrote:

Matching holiday shoes and bags???
Oh lordie.

Must be a Christmas Tree Shop person.

TrixieCat

cilcia wrote:

Must be a Christmas Tree Shop person.

Easy on the Christmas Tree Shop.
You are treading on thin ice here.
;-)

releeseme

TrixieCat wrote:

Easy on the Christmas Tree Shop.
You are treading on thin ice here.
;-)

Craftfairaholic....

TrixieCat

releeseme wrote:

Craftfairaholic....

Funny.
I do not want to hijack, but have you ever been to the Shop? Serious stuff.
Actually, I used to love craft fairs. I only went to a few last summer. Might hit a few this year. But it's not like I HAVE to go. I just do. There is usually some good snacks and some live music. I could stop if I wanted to.


Lou, Human resources AND a cubicle.
Now I understand.
Sorry.

Ms. Haiku

bostonlou wrote:

have I mentioned that she has sweaters for all occasions?

Like Christmas
Valentines
St PAddy's day
etc

and usually there are matching shoes, pocket books, etc etc etc

I actually look at people with the very cool holiday sweaters, and sigh One day One day I'll have a cool sweater like you. It's cute. C'mon, it's cute, admit it.

Steve Dunne

TrixieCat wrote:

Easy on the Christmas Tree Shop.
You are treading on thin ice here.
;-)

Ah yes. Anytime I hear one of my female family members say they're going to CTS, I always ask if they're going to Home Depot first to buy a bin to put all the crap in. I always catch hell for it, but it's so true.

bostonlou

cilcia wrote:

Must be a Christmas Tree Shop person.

BANG

but only when she has a coupon or something.

she's so tight she squeaks.

she goes to bisuteki on her birthday for the free meal (it's probably 20 miles from her house)
and a certain car wash for a free wash


she loves the michaels 70% off coupon

goes on the whole craft fair circuit




oh and her earrings also match these outfits

TrixieCat

cilcia wrote:

Ah yes. Anytime I hear one of my female family members say they're going to CTS, I always ask if they're going to Home Depot first to buy a bin to put all the crap in. I always catch hell for it, but it's so true.

I am actually laughing out loud so no need for the shortcut.
I bet you have at least ONE item in your home from the Shop. You are a self proclaimed Mass-h*le. Admit it and show pictures.

MsHaiku, no, they are not cute. They make me feel sorry for you like I would a woman that lives alone with 20 cats and watches a black and white tv and smells like liver.