I actually look at people with the very cool holiday sweaters, and sigh One day One day I'll have a cool sweater like you. It's cute. C'mon, it's cute, admit it.
I am actually laughing out loud so no need for the shortcut.
I bet you have at least ONE item in your home from the Shop. You are a self proclaimed Mass-h*le. Admit it and show pictures.
MsHaiku, no, they are not cute. They make me feel sorry for you like I would a woman that lives alone with 20 cats and watches a black and white tv and smells like liver.
Shit I have AT LEAST 15 BINS of crap down in my basement!!!! Every damn year we go to the Cape for vacation, the girls all hit at least 6 CTS stores out there! And to top it off, there's one right in Manchester!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't need pics to hear the cringing of my voice!!!!!!!!!!!
I want a cutie sweater - dammit! I like the Christmas holiday ones with little bells. I want red patten leather pumps and purse to go with it, too. It would look great with my blue jeans.
There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
No, no. Not cats. All the birds from the 12 days of Christmas. I thought I could be a cat woman as described above in another post, but I'm just not a cat person, and I don't watch TV. I take black and white photographs. In fact, hopefully, I'll post photographs of this weekend's snow storm on my blog one day. So, imagine me taking black and white photographs in my 12 days of Christmas sweater, hopping between snow drifts in my red patten leather pumps, and matching purse. I get giddy just thinking of it.
There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
I want a cutie sweater - dammit! I like the Christmas holiday ones with little bells. I want red patten leather pumps and purse to go with it, too. It would look great with my blue jeans.
pumps do not go with a sweater
although if you wore knee high red boots... you could wear any sweater you wanted
Even in my imagination I can't cross that stirrup pants line.
There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
Funny.
I do not want to hijack, but have you ever been to the Shop? Serious stuff.
Actually, I used to love craft fairs. I only went to a few last summer. Might hit a few this year. But it's not like I HAVE to go. I just do. There is usually some good snacks and some live music. I could stop if I wanted to.
Lou, Human resources AND a cubicle.
Now I understand.
Sorry.
all she wants to do is put together meetings or conference calls to discuss problems instead of just solving them and letting everyone know the solution
there could be a problem with a 2 minute solution but she'll schedule a hour long meeting during which we'll solve nothing and just go off on random tangents
it's gotten to the point where I just say I don't know anything about the issues and refuse to go to the meetings
she also does less work than I do all day... which is hard to do as my post count shows
she spends most of her time gossiping or talking about inane shit like britney spears or 24.
sometimes when she's in the cube next to mine for too long I call her desk so that she'll stop talking and run to see who's on the phone. i hang up before she gets there. I do this probably 3-4 times a day
but this sometimes backfires as she then proceeds to call her mom (she's 44 with a 4 year old that the mother watches)... and they talk about nothing for long periods
thankfully she's stopped talking to the kid on the phone... but for a while all I would hear every few hours is "ARE YOU BEING A GOOD BOY FOR GRANDMA???" "YOU HAVE TO BE GOOD"
i don't bother anyone during the work day... why can't she be more like me?
oh she also makes it a point to tell her stories in either an awful high pitch squealing voice... or she'll make fun of another person if they're not american... she tries to imitate indians, irish, and asian people... but the voice always sounds the same
thanks for listening
Okay so tell me.........how do you really feel?
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Try to find a way of communicating with her. See if you both have something common... Take this thread for example. Show her this thread and then discuss...
It's almost April Fool's. You could play some pranks on her.
Use a 3M Post-it notes placed underneath someones's computer mouse - ensure that it covers the ball or the optical sensor on the bottom.
or just remove the mouse ball and put it in her desk somewhere.
call her and hang up a few times an hour. she'll be livid by the end of the day.
as for the whisperer, i just play music all day to drown out the nonsense around me.
btw, was the magic show free?
I'll scream my lungs out...'til I fill this thread!
Take a leaf out of one of our foremen's book lou.. just choke her. He had an argument with a subcontractor at lunch in the canteen cos they were talking about work, then he tried to push him out and the two of them started going at it, kicking eachother and punching eachother and all and wrecking the place, throwing eachother all over the place. Fucking shocking stuff to see two grown sober men fighting like that. It was scary to see him just lose the cool like that, I really hope he gets sacked. He's still here walking around like nothing happened :eek:
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
she's now on the phone with one of our software companies asking them all kinds of questions that I can answer
better them than me i guess
You're jealous! That's it! You WANT her to talk to you, and be your best buddy. Now, it's clear as crystal, you want her attention. She has your attention, and you want it reciprocated.
I'm right aren't I?
There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
...she's a two faced, sunless tanned,
one inch thick make-up wearing whore,
who thinks she's runs the place,
and at every man's glace thinks they want to fuck her!!
Ugh...woman can be such BITCHES!!! :mad:
If I could be anything in the world I would be your teardrop...I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
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it's cute when my mom does it
but she's over 60... and my mom
anyone else... get a life
especially if you're only 40
Shit I have AT LEAST 15 BINS of crap down in my basement!!!! Every damn year we go to the Cape for vacation, the girls all hit at least 6 CTS stores out there! And to top it off, there's one right in Manchester!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't need pics to hear the cringing of my voice!!!!!!!!!!!
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
I just threw up in my mouth.
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
pumps do not go with a sweater
although if you wore knee high red boots... you could wear any sweater you wanted
OH I JUST REMEMBERED!!
She also wears these!!!!!!
http://www.sierratradingpost.com/eccStoreFront/stp/product_images/21825/F_21825_1.jpg
stirrup pants!!
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
thank you
i thought you were a lost cause but then i found the line that not many would cross
although she hasn't sported them in a year or so... i wonder what happened
Sure you could.....:)
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Does she marvel at how cute her cat/dog looks in the outfits she buys for them?......just a guess!
Jesus, you're in hell.
Can you have her photocopy it for me?
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
no more shows
Okay so tell me.........how do you really feel?
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
they raised her and apparently gave her a great fashion sense. so maybe not.
no ... she doesn't have pets thank god... i'm sure she's had 400 tests that proved she was allergic
oh did I mention that she also is sick almost all winter long
and spends probably 40 hours talking about getting her FREE flu shot
lol... sign up for their emails... this was a while ago
not a bad idea... now you understand me
each time i come in here to post she reminds me of another reason she annoys me
so... every so often... she'll wear a retainer at work
AND THEN call home
so not only do I have to listen to her phone call... but now her whine has a lisp to it
she also seems to feel the need to walk around and talk to people while wearing her retainer ... it's awful
OK now you're just makin' shit up.
or just remove the mouse ball and put it in her desk somewhere.
call her and hang up a few times an hour. she'll be livid by the end of the day.
as for the whisperer, i just play music all day to drown out the nonsense around me.
btw, was the magic show free?
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i wish
it really is all one person
pranking her backfires a lot of the time
because then she'll call home and ask if they called... and if not then she wonders out loud who it could be
i'm sure she'd just call more people
yes... i think it was a freebie... in town hall or something... must of been amazing
all i need is a couple of web cams... we could reality tv this shit
she now just yelled over her cube asking if everyone could try to get to a certain website
yes... like i am sitting her waiting to troubleshoot your problems
better them than me i guess
it's just painful to hear her ask these questions in a slow loud tone because the person on the other end is in india
i guarantee there will be an impression later today of this poor person who is just trying to help
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
I'm right aren't I?
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
"do gay midgets come out of the cupboard"
~CreedDisease~
10/27/06
one inch thick make-up wearing whore,
who thinks she's runs the place,
and at every man's glace thinks they want to fuck her!!
Ugh...woman can be such BITCHES!!! :mad: