I want to choke my coworker

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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    bostonlou wrote:
    it never fails

    each time i come in here to post she reminds me of another reason she annoys me



    so... every so often... she'll wear a retainer at work

    AND THEN call home


    so not only do I have to listen to her phone call... but now her whine has a lisp to it


    she also seems to feel the need to walk around and talk to people while wearing her retainer ... it's awful

    OK now you're just makin' shit up. :p This can't be all one person. :)
  • lamperti77
    lamperti77 Posts: 365
    TrixieCat wrote:
    It's almost April Fool's. You could play some pranks on her.
    Use a 3M Post-it notes placed underneath someones's computer mouse - ensure that it covers the ball or the optical sensor on the bottom.

    or just remove the mouse ball and put it in her desk somewhere.

    call her and hang up a few times an hour. she'll be livid by the end of the day.

    as for the whisperer, i just play music all day to drown out the nonsense around me.

    btw, was the magic show free?
    I'll scream my lungs out...'til I fill this thread!
  • releeseme
    releeseme Posts: 387
    Damn this thread just gets better each day. You could make one of those spoof movies about this bitch lou and make a fortune...
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  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    cutback wrote:
    OK now you're just makin' shit up. :p This can't be all one person. :)


    i wish

    it really is all one person

    lamperti77 wrote:
    or just remove the mouse ball and put it in her desk somewhere.

    call her and hang up a few times an hour. she'll be livid by the end of the day.

    as for the whisperer, i just play music all day to drown out the nonsense around me.

    btw, was the magic show free?


    pranking her backfires a lot of the time

    because then she'll call home and ask if they called... and if not then she wonders out loud who it could be

    i'm sure she'd just call more people


    yes... i think it was a freebie... in town hall or something... must of been amazing


    releeseme wrote:
    Damn this thread just gets better each day. You could make one of those spoof movies about this bitch lou and make a fortune...

    all i need is a couple of web cams... we could reality tv this shit



    she now just yelled over her cube asking if everyone could try to get to a certain website

    yes... like i am sitting her waiting to troubleshoot your problems
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    she's now on the phone with one of our software companies asking them all kinds of questions that I can answer

    better them than me i guess


    it's just painful to hear her ask these questions in a slow loud tone because the person on the other end is in india

    i guarantee there will be an impression later today of this poor person who is just trying to help
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Take a leaf out of one of our foremen's book lou.. just choke her. He had an argument with a subcontractor at lunch in the canteen cos they were talking about work, then he tried to push him out and the two of them started going at it, kicking eachother and punching eachother and all and wrecking the place, throwing eachother all over the place. Fucking shocking stuff to see two grown sober men fighting like that. It was scary to see him just lose the cool like that, I really hope he gets sacked. He's still here walking around like nothing happened :eek:
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  • Ms. Haiku
    Ms. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,381
    bostonlou wrote:
    she's now on the phone with one of our software companies asking them all kinds of questions that I can answer

    better them than me i guess
    You're jealous! That's it! You WANT her to talk to you, and be your best buddy. Now, it's clear as crystal, you want her attention. She has your attention, and you want it reciprocated.

    I'm right aren't I?
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  • purple_chick79
    purple_chick79 Posts: 570
    It might be easier and less illegal just to choke your chicken.
    Opinions are like assholes, everyones got one.

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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    It's time for a webcam, lou. We gotta see and hear this shit. :p
  • imspinnin
    imspinnin Posts: 933
    ...she's a two faced, sunless tanned,
    one inch thick make-up wearing whore,
    who thinks she's runs the place,
    and at every man's glace thinks they want to fuck her!!
    Ugh...woman can be such BITCHES!!! :mad:
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  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    imspinnin wrote:
    ...
    Ugh...woman can be such BITCHES!!! :mad:

    yep agree with that. I work with virtually all women and all of them are annoying except for a few.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,827
    I work with someone from a communist block country (this is relevant because he trusts no one!), and everytime something goes wrong at work, he seems to have some conspiracy theory, or thinks that someone is tripping him up on purpose. He thinks that our office manager doesn't order enough food for us because she is jealous that we get to eat for free when we work late during tax season.

    Most of the time, I just think, "oops, someone goofed-up!"

    I take the simple route, and my aim is to fix the problem, while his goal is to point fingers, usually at the wrong person!
  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,827
    Has anyone watched the original (British) "The Office"......that will teach everyone how to annoy others at work!

    Tim is great at upsetting Garreth!
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    Take a leaf out of one of our foremen's book lou.. just choke her. He had an argument with a subcontractor at lunch in the canteen cos they were talking about work, then he tried to push him out and the two of them started going at it, kicking eachother and punching eachother and all and wrecking the place, throwing eachother all over the place. Fucking shocking stuff to see two grown sober men fighting like that. It was scary to see him just lose the cool like that, I really hope he gets sacked. He's still here walking around like nothing happened :eek:

    do they have police in ireland?

    between your stories and that other chick who was saying her brother was kicking her ass around the house

    are you guys mad because the polish are taking over? ;)
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  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    Ms. Haiku wrote:
    You're jealous! That's it! You WANT her to talk to you, and be your best buddy. Now, it's clear as crystal, you want her attention. She has your attention, and you want it reciprocated.

    I'm right aren't I?

    you're such a girl ... you couldn't be more wrong


    she truly annoys the fuck out of me... i hate when she talks or gossips to me ... if she quit tomorrow I would be so happy

    the only thing i want is to not have to deal or listen to her... honest

    purple_chick79 wrote:
    It might be easier and less illegal just to choke your chicken.
    well I never!!

    cutback wrote:
    It's time for a webcam, lou. We gotta see and hear this shit. :p
    oh if i only had the time and technology

    imspinnin wrote:
    ...she's a two faced, sunless tanned,
    one inch thick make-up wearing whore,
    who thinks she's runs the place,
    and at every man's glace thinks they want to fuck her!!
    Ugh...woman can be such BITCHES!!! :mad:

    no... this girl sounds like someone I would like ... i like making sex ;)
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • Jeanwah
    Jeanwah Posts: 6,363
    BostonLou,
    I have not read most of this thread but I just read this article and I think it would be a good idea to send it to your coworker. I, in fact, want to send it to my whole company (only 35 employees).

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17279961/from/RS.3/
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    she's now debating with mommy


    "there's no raisins in that bread.....


    no there's not


    there's no raisins in that bread.....


    no there's not


    no there's not"





    oh... and she also just started eating a bag of chips.... crunching each one with her mouth wide open




    hopefully she'lll have a caramel later today... that's my favor where it sounds like she's sucking on the teets of the mother bull
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  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    Jeanwah wrote:
    BostonLou,
    I have not read most of this thread but I just read this article and I think it would be a good idea to send it to your coworker. I, in fact, want to send it to my whole company (only 35 employees).

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17279961/from/RS.3/


    thanks... i posted it in my cube

    hopefully she'll read it
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • civ_eng_girl
    civ_eng_girl Posts: 2,001
    bostonlou wrote:
    no... this girl sounds like someone I would like ... i like making sex ;)

    Berzerker.... :p
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  • imspinnin
    imspinnin Posts: 933
    bostonlou wrote:
    she's now debating with mommy


    "there's no raisins in that bread.....


    no there's not


    there's no raisins in that bread.....


    no there's not


    no there's not"





    oh... and she also just started eating a bag of chips.... crunching each one with her mouth wide open




    hopefully she'lll have a caramel later today... that's my favor where it sounds like she's sucking on the teets of the mother bull
    Maybe you should offer her a Blow Pop
    If I could be anything in the world I would be your teardrop...I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

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