she just yelled at her husband because he wanted to buy 10 quick picks for tonights jackpot
she starts quoting the odds and says to only buy 3 ... not 10
she's so tight she squeaks
I feel almost as bad for her husband as I do for you ... but then again he's the one who married her. He chose a life of stirrup pants and holidy sweaters.
I feel almost as bad for her husband as I do for you ... but then again he's the one who married her. He chose a life of stirrup pants and holidy sweaters.
i've only met him a couple of times so i don't know his deal... maybe he's just kind of a tool and settled for the blonde hair
or maybe she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
did i mention that she laughs like ernie sometimes?
I think you need a different hobby than spying on your co-workers. Just kidding! However, really, B-Lou, isn't this getting a little out-of-hand? It's like you're taking pleasure in that which causes you a type of pain. I'm right, aren't I?
(Again, just kidding )
There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
I think you need a different hobby than spying on your co-workers. Just kidding! However, really, B-Lou, isn't this getting a little out-of-hand? It's like you're taking pleasure in that which causes you a type of pain. I'm right, aren't I?
(Again, just kidding )
1) it's not spying since i'm sitting in my cube trying to do work *ahem* and I can hear her plain as day
2) it's been out of hand for a while - i just decided recently to share
3) I wouldn't say it's pain... it's a slight aggravation with a little bit of amazement mixed in... like i'm amazed at how fking stupid someone can be
Comments
1) Open hand
2) Place co-worker's throat in palm
3) Squeeze co-worker's throat with gorilla-like pressure
4) Release pressure when co-worker passes out
5) Remove mask and gloves
6) Leave note saying "I'm sorry. Love, MasterFramer"
You're welcome (yes, I'm retarded)
Why would you start was has no end?
nice
It's spelled "you're welcome"
Holy shit! I NEVER do that kind of thing...
Why would you start was has no end?
she sounds like this
although she's not hip enough to know PJ
Tears are streaming down my face.
lol
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
LMAO!!! My abs actually hurt from laughing ...
the screaming gets me
10-4-96 \ 5-6-10
9-6-98 \ 5-7-10
4-19-03 \ 9-22-12
10-6-04 \ 7-19-13
6-24-06 \ 12-6-13
10-1-14 \ 4-16-16
\ 4-26-16 \
I'm in a back phase i guess
people can come here to enjoy
class!
she starts quoting the odds and says to only buy 3 ... not 10
she's so tight she squeaks
i've only met him a couple of times so i don't know his deal... maybe he's just kind of a tool and settled for the blonde hair
or maybe she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
did i mention that she laughs like ernie sometimes?
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
Does her husband look like Bert?
(Again, just kidding
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
yours?
1) it's not spying since i'm sitting in my cube trying to do work *ahem* and I can hear her plain as day
2) it's been out of hand for a while - i just decided recently to share
3) I wouldn't say it's pain... it's a slight aggravation with a little bit of amazement mixed in... like i'm amazed at how fking stupid someone can be
the pleasure is from sharing with you
he looks like a featherless red headed big bird who swallowed bert
maybe
The bastard child of Elmo and Big Bird??
i'M A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so no.
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me