I want to choke my coworker
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bostonlou wrote:it never fails
each time i come in here to post she reminds me of another reason she annoys me
so... every so often... she'll wear a retainer at work
AND THEN call home
so not only do I have to listen to her phone call... but now her whine has a lisp to it
she also seems to feel the need to walk around and talk to people while wearing her retainer ... it's awful
OK now you're just makin' shit up.This can't be all one person.
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TrixieCat wrote:It's almost April Fool's. You could play some pranks on her.
Use a 3M Post-it notes placed underneath someones's computer mouse - ensure that it covers the ball or the optical sensor on the bottom.
or just remove the mouse ball and put it in her desk somewhere.
call her and hang up a few times an hour. she'll be livid by the end of the day.
as for the whisperer, i just play music all day to drown out the nonsense around me.
btw, was the magic show free?I'll scream my lungs out...'til I fill this thread!0 -
Damn this thread just gets better each day. You could make one of those spoof movies about this bitch lou and make a fortune...8-20-92 \ 6-16-08
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cutback wrote:OK now you're just makin' shit up.
This can't be all one person.
i wish
it really is all one personlamperti77 wrote:or just remove the mouse ball and put it in her desk somewhere.
call her and hang up a few times an hour. she'll be livid by the end of the day.
as for the whisperer, i just play music all day to drown out the nonsense around me.
btw, was the magic show free?
pranking her backfires a lot of the time
because then she'll call home and ask if they called... and if not then she wonders out loud who it could be
i'm sure she'd just call more people
yes... i think it was a freebie... in town hall or something... must of been amazingreleeseme wrote:Damn this thread just gets better each day. You could make one of those spoof movies about this bitch lou and make a fortune...
all i need is a couple of web cams... we could reality tv this shit
she now just yelled over her cube asking if everyone could try to get to a certain website
yes... like i am sitting her waiting to troubleshoot your problemsDon't Believe Everything You Think0 -
she's now on the phone with one of our software companies asking them all kinds of questions that I can answer
better them than me i guess
it's just painful to hear her ask these questions in a slow loud tone because the person on the other end is in india
i guarantee there will be an impression later today of this poor person who is just trying to helpDon't Believe Everything You Think0 -
Take a leaf out of one of our foremen's book lou.. just choke her. He had an argument with a subcontractor at lunch in the canteen cos they were talking about work, then he tried to push him out and the two of them started going at it, kicking eachother and punching eachother and all and wrecking the place, throwing eachother all over the place. Fucking shocking stuff to see two grown sober men fighting like that. It was scary to see him just lose the cool like that, I really hope he gets sacked. He's still here walking around like nothing happened :eek:The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
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bostonlou wrote:she's now on the phone with one of our software companies asking them all kinds of questions that I can answer
better them than me i guess
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It might be easier and less illegal just to choke your chicken.Opinions are like assholes, everyones got one.
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It's time for a webcam, lou. We gotta see and hear this shit.0
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...she's a two faced, sunless tanned,
one inch thick make-up wearing whore,
who thinks she's runs the place,
and at every man's glace thinks they want to fuck her!!
Ugh...woman can be such BITCHES!!! :mad:If I could be anything in the world I would be your teardrop...I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.0 -
imspinnin wrote:...
Ugh...woman can be such BITCHES!!! :mad:
yep agree with that. I work with virtually all women and all of them are annoying except for a few.These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.0 -
I work with someone from a communist block country (this is relevant because he trusts no one!), and everytime something goes wrong at work, he seems to have some conspiracy theory, or thinks that someone is tripping him up on purpose. He thinks that our office manager doesn't order enough food for us because she is jealous that we get to eat for free when we work late during tax season.
Most of the time, I just think, "oops, someone goofed-up!"
I take the simple route, and my aim is to fix the problem, while his goal is to point fingers, usually at the wrong person!0 -
Has anyone watched the original (British) "The Office"......that will teach everyone how to annoy others at work!
Tim is great at upsetting Garreth!0 -
Heineken Helen wrote:Take a leaf out of one of our foremen's book lou.. just choke her. He had an argument with a subcontractor at lunch in the canteen cos they were talking about work, then he tried to push him out and the two of them started going at it, kicking eachother and punching eachother and all and wrecking the place, throwing eachother all over the place. Fucking shocking stuff to see two grown sober men fighting like that. It was scary to see him just lose the cool like that, I really hope he gets sacked. He's still here walking around like nothing happened :eek:
do they have police in ireland?
between your stories and that other chick who was saying her brother was kicking her ass around the house
are you guys mad because the polish are taking over?Don't Believe Everything You Think0 -
Ms. Haiku wrote:You're jealous! That's it! You WANT her to talk to you, and be your best buddy. Now, it's clear as crystal, you want her attention. She has your attention, and you want it reciprocated.
I'm right aren't I?
you're such a girl ... you couldn't be more wrong
she truly annoys the fuck out of me... i hate when she talks or gossips to me ... if she quit tomorrow I would be so happy
the only thing i want is to not have to deal or listen to her... honestpurple_chick79 wrote:It might be easier and less illegal just to choke your chicken.cutback wrote:It's time for a webcam, lou. We gotta see and hear this shit.imspinnin wrote:...she's a two faced, sunless tanned,
one inch thick make-up wearing whore,
who thinks she's runs the place,
and at every man's glace thinks they want to fuck her!!
Ugh...woman can be such BITCHES!!! :mad:
no... this girl sounds like someone I would like ... i like making sexDon't Believe Everything You Think0 -
BostonLou,
I have not read most of this thread but I just read this article and I think it would be a good idea to send it to your coworker. I, in fact, want to send it to my whole company (only 35 employees).
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17279961/from/RS.3/0 -
she's now debating with mommy
"there's no raisins in that bread.....
no there's not
there's no raisins in that bread.....
no there's not
no there's not"
oh... and she also just started eating a bag of chips.... crunching each one with her mouth wide open
hopefully she'lll have a caramel later today... that's my favor where it sounds like she's sucking on the teets of the mother bullDon't Believe Everything You Think0 -
Jeanwah wrote:BostonLou,
I have not read most of this thread but I just read this article and I think it would be a good idea to send it to your coworker. I, in fact, want to send it to my whole company (only 35 employees).
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17279961/from/RS.3/
thanks... i posted it in my cube
hopefully she'll read itDon't Believe Everything You Think0 -
bostonlou wrote:no... this girl sounds like someone I would like ... i like making sex
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bostonlou wrote:she's now debating with mommy
"there's no raisins in that bread.....
no there's not
there's no raisins in that bread.....
no there's not
no there's not"
oh... and she also just started eating a bag of chips.... crunching each one with her mouth wide open
hopefully she'lll have a caramel later today... that's my favor where it sounds like she's sucking on the teets of the mother bullIf I could be anything in the world I would be your teardrop...I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.0
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