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I want to choke my coworker

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    corycory Posts: 736
    How to choke a co-worker....

    1) Open hand

    2) Place co-worker's throat in palm

    3) Squeeze co-worker's throat with gorilla-like pressure

    4) Release pressure when co-worker passes out

    5) Remove mask and gloves

    6) Leave note saying "I'm sorry. Love, MasterFramer"


    You're welcome (yes, I'm retarded)
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
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    cat72cat72 Oxford, MA Posts: 2,992
    cory wrote:
    How to choke a co-worker....

    1) Open hand

    2) Place co-worker's throat in palm

    3) Squeeze co-worker's throat with gorilla-like pressure

    4) Release pressure when co-worker passes out

    5) Remove mask and gloves

    6) Leave note saying "I'm sorry. Love, MasterFramer"


    Your welcome.


    nice :D
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    bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    cory wrote:
    How to choke a co-worker....

    1) Open hand

    2) Place co-worker's throat in palm

    3) Squeeze co-worker's throat with gorilla-like pressure

    4) Release pressure when co-worker passes out

    5) Remove mask and gloves

    6) Leave note saying "I'm sorry. Love, MasterFramer"


    Your welcome.



    It's spelled "you're welcome"


    :)
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
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    nfanelnfanel Posts: 2,558
    bostonlou wrote:
    did i mention her hairdo consists of her taking a curling iron to the front and leaving the rest??

    kind of like this

    http://trapine.org/f8foto/seizures/images/hatchet.jpg
    that's not far off from my 7th grade hairdo circa 1989 :D
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    corycory Posts: 736
    bostonlou wrote:
    It's spelled "you're welcome"


    :)

    Holy shit! I NEVER do that kind of thing...
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
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    bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=19714110


    she sounds like this

    although she's not hip enough to know PJ
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
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    TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    bostonlou wrote:
    http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=19714110


    she sounds like this

    although she's not hip enough to know PJ
    So much about that is not right.


    Tears are streaming down my face.
    lol
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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    ReleasHReleasH Posts: 743
    bostonlou wrote:
    http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=19714110


    she sounds like this

    although she's not hip enough to know PJ

    LMAO!!! My abs actually hurt from laughing ...
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    bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    TrixieCat wrote:
    So much about that is not right.


    Tears are streaming down my face.
    lol





    the screaming gets me :)
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
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    Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    that was great lou - that deserves it's own thread!
    I love to turn you on
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    releesemereleeseme Posts: 387
    That was the shit!!!! Funny as hell...
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    nfanelnfanel Posts: 2,558
    cilcia wrote:
    that was great lou - that deserves it's own thread!
    agreed.
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    bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    i go back and forth on creating unnecessary threads


    I'm in a back phase i guess


    people can come here to enjoy :)
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
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    NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    i think u should throw her a "pop" on the sneak
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    Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    bovy_j wrote:
    Or just scream that you're BostonLou and Pearl Jam will play in your back yard one day. THEN fight the bitch.

    class!
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
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    bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    she just yelled at her husband because he wanted to buy 10 quick picks for tonights jackpot

    she starts quoting the odds and says to only buy 3 ... not 10



    she's so tight she squeaks
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
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    ReleasHReleasH Posts: 743
    bostonlou wrote:
    she just yelled at her husband because he wanted to buy 10 quick picks for tonights jackpot

    she starts quoting the odds and says to only buy 3 ... not 10



    she's so tight she squeaks
    I feel almost as bad for her husband as I do for you ... but then again he's the one who married her. He chose a life of stirrup pants and holidy sweaters.
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    bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    ReleasH wrote:
    I feel almost as bad for her husband as I do for you ... but then again he's the one who married her. He chose a life of stirrup pants and holidy sweaters.


    i've only met him a couple of times so i don't know his deal... maybe he's just kind of a tool and settled for the blonde hair

    or maybe she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
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    bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    did i mention that she also talks like a fucking 2 year old sometimes when her mom calls during the day
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    bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    she's just ended the phone call...

    did i mention that she laughs like ernie sometimes?
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    libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    today i definitely felt like choking someone.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,085
    libragirl wrote:
    today i definitely felt like choking someone.
    i felt like choking a chicken!!! :eek:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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    ReleasHReleasH Posts: 743
    bostonlou wrote:
    she's just ended the phone call...

    did i mention that she laughs like ernie sometimes?

    Does her husband look like Bert?
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    Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,258
    bostonlou wrote:
    she's just ended the phone call...

    did i mention that she laughs like ernie sometimes?
    I think you need a different hobby than spying on your co-workers. Just kidding! However, really, B-Lou, isn't this getting a little out-of-hand? It's like you're taking pleasure in that which causes you a type of pain. I'm right, aren't I?



    (Again, just kidding :D)
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
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    bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    wait... she's called hubby to tell him about the mouth full of fucking nothing she just talked abotu with her mommy!
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
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    libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    Lizard wrote:
    i felt like choking a chicken!!! :eek:

    yours?
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
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    bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    Ms. Haiku wrote:
    I think you need a different hobby than spying on your co-workers. Just kidding! However, really, B-Lou, isn't this getting a little out-of-hand? It's like you're taking pleasure in that which causes you a type of pain. I'm right, aren't I?

    (Again, just kidding :D)

    1) it's not spying since i'm sitting in my cube trying to do work *ahem* and I can hear her plain as day

    2) it's been out of hand for a while - i just decided recently to share

    3) I wouldn't say it's pain... it's a slight aggravation with a little bit of amazement mixed in... like i'm amazed at how fking stupid someone can be

    the pleasure is from sharing with you :)
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
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    bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    ReleasH wrote:
    Does her husband look like Bert?
    not really

    he looks like a featherless red headed big bird who swallowed bert

    maybe
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    ReleasHReleasH Posts: 743
    bostonlou wrote:
    not really

    he looks like a featherless red headed big bird who swallowed bert

    maybe

    The bastard child of Elmo and Big Bird??
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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,085
    libragirl wrote:
    yours?

    i'M A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    so no.

    :)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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