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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    It took 15 years to lure Stone back to Lollapalooza because he was told back in '92 that Lollapalooza was French for Clown Fucking Extravaganza. Stone has nothing against Clown Fucking, he just wished that he had been told in advance.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is really f*ckin' sick and tired of watching Madonna pretend like she can play a goddamned guitar...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Once, Stone Gossard had a big bowl of chili at a truckstop on I-5, and got a tremendous case of the craps...the only thing for miles around was a honey bucket set up by the side of the road. So after 25 minutes inside that port-a-potty, Stone exited.


    the next person to use the honey pot SWEARS that she saw Jimmy Hoffa's boot in the toilet.

    take from that what you will, people. I'm just sayin'...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • 1STmammal2wearPants
    1STmammal2wearPants Worcester, MA Posts: 2,982
    Stone Gossard's got the Brain of JFK.
    2003 Mansfield III 
    2004 Boston I 
    2006 Boston I 
    2008 Bonnaroo, Hartford, Mansfield I 
    2010 Hartford 
    2013 Worcester I, Worcester II, Hartford 
    2016 Bonnaroo, Fenway I, Fenway II 
    2018 Fenway I, Fenway II 
    2021 Sea.Hear.Now
    2022 Camden
    2024 MSG I, Fenway I, Fenway II
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard grows world class orchids from his back viranda.

    He likes to use Miracle grow...and a 1/2 sand 1/2 peat starter for the juvenile plants. When he wants to go a little crazy he mixes up the amount of feed he uses on the older plants...and that, is how he grows some real fine looking orchids.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • shell bell
    shell bell Posts: 337
    Stone Gossard likes to snoop thru his neighbors recycling bins to see if they are sorting there plastics/cardboard and glass the right way. And if they aren't,well lets say it's not a pretty thing.......
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Stone Gossard thinks that Stonehenge was errected by Stone Gossard fans to show how much they adore him.

    Everytime he plays England, he visits Stonehenge and swears to everyone walking past that he will always stay true to the music and always treat his fans well and everyone is like 'Dude... what is that crazy American guy talking about'?
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has a beer belly and is developing man-boobs.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard cried at the end of E.T., not when it was first released, this happened last night.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard invented arm-farting(where you place your hand underneath your arm pit and lift your arm up and down to make a farting sound)
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Eddie Better wrote:
    Stone Gossard has a beer belly and is developing man-boobs.

    No he hasn't! I think you're lying! Who would make up such rubbish about our beloved Stone!?! ;):o
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    No he hasn't! I think you're lying! Who would make up such rubbish about our beloved Stone!?! ;):o

    Well so far there's 83 pages of rubbish! We're terrible fans!! hehe :D
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Alex_Coe
    Alex_Coe Posts: 762
    Eddie Better wrote:
    Stone Gossard invented arm-farting(where you place your hand underneath your arm pit and lift your arm up and down to make a farting sound)


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  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Stone Gossard stopped reading this thread 56 pages ago.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • Alex_Coe
    Alex_Coe Posts: 762
    cory wrote:
    Stone Gossard stopped reading this thread 56 pages ago.

    Cory is Stone Gossard. Duh. I can't believe I'm only seeing this now.
  • Toywoman
    Toywoman Posts: 43
    Superman wears Stone Gossard Pajamas.
    "sounds like pearl jam just had a three song orgasm."~~vacatetheword
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Toywoman wrote:
    Superman wears Stone Gossard Pajamas.

    Nice!!! :)
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • queenie
    queenie Posts: 24
    Stone Gossard has his first book coming out. I'ts called: "Winkle Dinkle and the Philosopher Stone"....the plot hasn't been unveiled by web hackers yet.
    18/02/1992 Milano
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  • glasshouse
    glasshouse Posts: 1,762
    queenie wrote:
    Stone Gossard has his first book coming out. I'ts called: "Winkle Dinkle and the Philosopher Stone"....the plot hasn't been unveiled by web hackers yet.

    hey dude, your name rule. QUEEEENIE ha fucking ha.

    apparently stone's got the biggest cock in rock n' roll. it's true i tell you
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard likes to toast his bread JUST RIGHT for his Monte Christo sandwich. if it isn't toasted right he puts it in a paper sack and feeds the ducks at his local pond.

    His local pond has the world's fattest ducks.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.

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