For the new Theo Epstein auction, Stone wanted to add in one additional prize. To drill a hole in the Green Monster and have his way with it. Although Theo objected, Stone still will be packing his cordless drill and some Altoids just in case.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Stone Gossard once embarrassed himself by exclaiming "Do it LIKE DUMBLEDORE!!" at a rather, um delicate moment.
of course the Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 toy broom was also being used...
draw your own conclusions.
Stone has been telling me that Failedpersephone had some insider information on a certain Potter character being gay. I said he was an idiot for saying such garbage. I realize I now owe Stone an apology.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Stone Gossard has just finished his exact replica of Middle Earth.
twelve years in the making, he had the hardest time with painting the ruins of glidthoria...but after the special ordered copper finish came in this morning - it didnt take him long to add the embellished cornices.
He is hoping to display it at next year's convention.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Stone packed my bags at the local supermarket..........
Sydney 11/02/2003
Sydney 14/02/2003
Sydney 07/11/2006
Sydney 18/11/2006
Sydney 22/11/2009
EV Sydney 18/03/2011
EV Sydney 19/03/2011
EV Sydney 20/03/2011
Melbourne 24/01/2014
Sydney 26/01/2014
EV Sydney 13/02/2014
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
Stone demanded the lyrics "admire my clone" to be updated to "admire my Stone" in exchange to 2% of the busyness. As major share holder though, Eddie decided to play the solo on DTE, and Stone is no where to be found to be admired.
The reason that stone gossard will never attempt to audition American Idol is beacause he thinks that AMERICAN idol is a very limiting definition. If it was a UNIVERSE idol.. well... that's another story
The reason that stone gossard will never attempt to audition American Idol is beacause he thinks that AMERICAN idol is a very limiting definition. If it was a UNIVERSE idol.. well... that's another story
he'll still come in second... to BAMF Mike McCready !!!!
then he'll cry
the one vote that would've made the difference was Stone's mother, she voted for Mike
Just thinking that more then 20,000 people have entered this thread.
What had our world become? when so many people go into such thread instead of fighting the global warming or the sad fact the Boom Gaspar is a "Kenneth"
Just thinking that more then 20,000 people have entered this thread.
What had our world become? when so many people go into such thread instead of fighting the global warming or the sad fact the Boom Gaspar is a "Kenneth"
Yeah... the truth can be so hurtful at times.
Dublin '96, '00, '06, '10
Lisbon '06 (x2)
Katowice '07
London '07 '09 (x2), '10
MSG NY '08 (x2)
Manchester '09 '12
Belfast '10
PJ20 Alpine '11 (x2)
Leeds '14
Little known fact- the Mookie Blaylock shirt number story is just a cover, Ten is actually titled after Stone's measurement.
Flaccid.
My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
S.G: "Vini Vidi Vici"
S.G: "itsss a small stepppp for man shhhhhhhhhh...."
S.G: "I didn't have the S word with this woman, Mrs Lewinski"
S.G: "Are you talking to me?"
S.G: "you and how many?"
S.G: "My name is S.G, you killed my father, prepare to die...."
S.G: "The king is dead but he's not forgotten, this is the story of stone gossard"
S.G: "is it a gift? shall I wrap it up for you? "
S.G: " That's a nice dog you have there"
S.G: "Let me repeat that, two Woppers, large fries and diet coke right?"
S.G: "I forgot the licesne in my other pants officer"
S.G: "Stop qouting me in forums or I will....I Will....damn"
S.G: "Goooooooooooooooooood morning vietnam"
S.G: "We're jamming, I wanna jammin with you"
S.G: "Hey mista, you want some good stuff...?"
S.G. " Sir do you have a few bucks for me, I need to get to Seattle?"
S.G: "God save the Queen, and her Facsist regime"
S.G: "Good night Seattle"
Stone Gossard tried to create a half pumpkin-half man super hero to help him avenge the theft of his favorite halloween candy.
at least that is how he explained his ravaging of so many of the gourds to the pumpkin patch owner, the school bus load of children, the police chief, and the fire marshal.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Stone Gossard counts up the number of times he failed to brush his teeth over the course of a year and takes that number multiplied by the square root of the number of letters in his full name divided by 3. He then mortifies his buttcheeks with a iron tab studded oak paddle.
He videotapes the whole procedure including the math.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Stone Gossard counts up the number of times he failed to brush his teeth over the course of a year and takes that number multiplied by the square root of the number of letters in his full name divided by 3. He then mortifies his buttcheeks with a iron tab studded oak paddle.
He videotapes the whole procedure including the math.
Wow! Such detail. I don't know how you Americans do it!
My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
Comments
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Stone has been telling me that Failedpersephone had some insider information on a certain Potter character being gay. I said he was an idiot for saying such garbage. I realize I now owe Stone an apology.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
twelve years in the making, he had the hardest time with painting the ruins of glidthoria...but after the special ordered copper finish came in this morning - it didnt take him long to add the embellished cornices.
He is hoping to display it at next year's convention.
He can really identify with the characters there, but he only
feels desperate some times.
"We were but stones,,,"
As negetive.
Sydney 14/02/2003
Sydney 07/11/2006
Sydney 18/11/2006
Sydney 22/11/2009
EV Sydney 18/03/2011
EV Sydney 19/03/2011
EV Sydney 20/03/2011
Melbourne 24/01/2014
Sydney 26/01/2014
EV Sydney 13/02/2014
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
One day stone will work as a cashier
he is good with people.
https://www.facebook.com/Bring.Pearl.Jam.To.Israel
If stone was a period in History he was the "Stone Age"
If Stone was a car he was a Renault Clio
If Stone was a bubble gum he was Bazooka stone
If stone was a bird he was a humming bird
If stone was a band member he was with "the Grateful dead"
If stone was an actor he would play "Wilson the volley ball" in that stupid
movie with tom hanks (castaway?)
If stone was a soccer player he would be Claude Makalele
he'll still come in second... to BAMF Mike McCready !!!!
then he'll cry
the one vote that would've made the difference was Stone's mother, she voted for Mike
https://www.facebook.com/Bring.Pearl.Jam.To.Israel
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Mary poppins (dubbed by ninet by they way,,, israeli joke)
Bob square sponge (or whatever its called)
Tom hanks movie which the co-star is a volley ball (WILSON , NOOOOOO!)
All the films of ELVIS
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Apoalypse Now (the horror the horror - not related, this is my fav)
What had our world become? when so many people go into such thread instead of fighting the global warming or the sad fact the Boom Gaspar is a "Kenneth"
Yeah... the truth can be so hurtful at times.
Lisbon '06 (x2)
Katowice '07
London '07 '09 (x2), '10
MSG NY '08 (x2)
Manchester '09 '12
Belfast '10
PJ20 Alpine '11 (x2)
Leeds '14
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i10/mookie9999/cb2f441f.jpg
Can't turn into this:
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i10/mookie9999/716d0a46.jpg
More often
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Nice
I'm really enjoying watching Stone rawk out in the new dvd...he is truly having some fun!
For Those About To Rock !
Art changes people. People change the world.
Flaccid.
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
S.G: "itsss a small stepppp for man shhhhhhhhhh...."
S.G: "I didn't have the S word with this woman, Mrs Lewinski"
S.G: "Are you talking to me?"
S.G: "you and how many?"
S.G: "My name is S.G, you killed my father, prepare to die...."
S.G: "The king is dead but he's not forgotten, this is the story of stone gossard"
S.G: "is it a gift? shall I wrap it up for you? "
S.G: " That's a nice dog you have there"
S.G: "Let me repeat that, two Woppers, large fries and diet coke right?"
S.G: "I forgot the licesne in my other pants officer"
S.G: "Stop qouting me in forums or I will....I Will....damn"
S.G: "Goooooooooooooooooood morning vietnam"
S.G: "We're jamming, I wanna jammin with you"
S.G: "Hey mista, you want some good stuff...?"
S.G. " Sir do you have a few bucks for me, I need to get to Seattle?"
S.G: "God save the Queen, and her Facsist regime"
S.G: "Good night Seattle"
Stone wanted to call the latest album, 17 for his fully engorged circumference.
True.
at least that is how he explained his ravaging of so many of the gourds to the pumpkin patch owner, the school bus load of children, the police chief, and the fire marshal.
He videotapes the whole procedure including the math.
Wow! Such detail. I don't know how you Americans do it!
Failed Persephone neglected to mention that she is the one holding the camera when all of this is taking place.
Stone adds chocolate chips to his mac n' cheese. If he's out of chips, thumper balls (his pet rabbit) droppings will suffice.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
http://www.pearl-jam.com/pictures/group3/pjbball.jpg
Gimme a "G"!
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.