Stone Gossard...

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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    When touring in NYC, Stone always stops off in SoHo and calls out to all the ladies on the street: SoWhereDaHo's?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone still has a Teddy Ruxpin doll to comfort him when times get rough.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    For the new Theo Epstein auction, Stone wanted to add in one additional prize. To drill a hole in the Green Monster and have his way with it. Although Theo objected, Stone still will be packing his cordless drill and some Altoids just in case.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard once embarrassed himself by exclaiming "Do it LIKE DUMBLEDORE!!" at a rather, um delicate moment. :p


    of course the Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 toy broom was also being used...

    draw your own conclusions.


    Stone has been telling me that Failedpersephone had some insider information on a certain Potter character being gay. I said he was an idiot for saying such garbage. I realize I now owe Stone an apology.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Stone Gossard has just finished his exact replica of Middle Earth.

    twelve years in the making, he had the hardest time with painting the ruins of glidthoria...but after the special ordered copper finish came in this morning - it didnt take him long to add the embellished cornices.


    He is hoping to display it at next year's convention.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • gorenegorene Posts: 26
    Stone likes to watch Deperate Housewives.

    He can really identify with the characters there, but he only
    feels desperate some times.
  • gorenegorene Posts: 26
    Stone doesn't consider the sentence:

    "We were but stones,,,"

    As negetive.
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Stone packed my bags at the local supermarket..........
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  • glasshouseglasshouse Posts: 1,762
    gorene wrote:
    Stone doesn't consider the sentence:

    "We were but stones,,,"

    As negetive.

    :D
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    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • gorenegorene Posts: 26
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Stone packed my bags at the local supermarket..........

    One day stone will work as a cashier
    he is good with people.
  • einatshauleinatshaul Posts: 2,219
    Stone demanded the lyrics "admire my clone" to be updated to "admire my Stone" in exchange to 2% of the busyness. As major share holder though, Eddie decided to play the solo on DTE, and Stone is no where to be found to be admired.
  • gorenegorene Posts: 26
    The favorite game If stone was....


    If stone was a period in History he was the "Stone Age"

    If Stone was a car he was a Renault Clio

    If Stone was a bubble gum he was Bazooka stone

    If stone was a bird he was a humming bird

    If stone was a band member he was with "the Grateful dead"

    If stone was an actor he would play "Wilson the volley ball" in that stupid
    movie with tom hanks (castaway?)

    If stone was a soccer player he would be Claude Makalele
  • nkobiknkobik Posts: 55
    The reason that stone gossard will never attempt to audition American Idol is beacause he thinks that AMERICAN idol is a very limiting definition. If it was a UNIVERSE idol.. well... that's another story
  • einatshauleinatshaul Posts: 2,219
    nkobik wrote:
    The reason that stone gossard will never attempt to audition American Idol is beacause he thinks that AMERICAN idol is a very limiting definition. If it was a UNIVERSE idol.. well... that's another story

    he'll still come in second... to BAMF Mike McCready !!!!
    then he'll cry

    the one vote that would've made the difference was Stone's mother, she voted for Mike
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    For Thanksgiving Stone will baste the Turkey with a concoction he likes to call "Stone Juice". Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • gorenegorene Posts: 26
    Stone favorite films:

    Mary poppins (dubbed by ninet by they way,,, israeli joke)

    Bob square sponge (or whatever its called)

    Tom hanks movie which the co-star is a volley ball (WILSON , NOOOOOO!)

    All the films of ELVIS

    Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

    Apoalypse Now (the horror the horror - not related, this is my fav)
  • gorenegorene Posts: 26
    Just thinking that more then 20,000 people have entered this thread.

    What had our world become? when so many people go into such thread instead of fighting the global warming or the sad fact the Boom Gaspar is a "Kenneth"
  • gorene wrote:
    Just thinking that more then 20,000 people have entered this thread.

    What had our world become? when so many people go into such thread instead of fighting the global warming or the sad fact the Boom Gaspar is a "Kenneth"


    Yeah... the truth can be so hurtful at times.
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999 wrote:

    Nice :)

    I'm really enjoying watching Stone rawk out in the new dvd...he is truly having some fun!
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  • NoonieNoonie Posts: 93
    Little known fact- the Mookie Blaylock shirt number story is just a cover, Ten is actually titled after Stone's measurement.

    Flaccid.
    My rhymes and records they don't get played
    Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
    And if you rap like me you don't get paid
    And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
  • gorenegorene Posts: 26
    S.G: "Vini Vidi Vici"
    S.G: "itsss a small stepppp for man shhhhhhhhhh...."
    S.G: "I didn't have the S word with this woman, Mrs Lewinski"
    S.G: "Are you talking to me?"
    S.G: "you and how many?"
    S.G: "My name is S.G, you killed my father, prepare to die...."
    S.G: "The king is dead but he's not forgotten, this is the story of stone gossard"

    S.G: "is it a gift? shall I wrap it up for you? "
    S.G: " That's a nice dog you have there"
    S.G: "Let me repeat that, two Woppers, large fries and diet coke right?"
    S.G: "I forgot the licesne in my other pants officer"
    S.G: "Stop qouting me in forums or I will....I Will....damn"
    S.G: "Goooooooooooooooooood morning vietnam"
    S.G: "We're jamming, I wanna jammin with you"
    S.G: "Hey mista, you want some good stuff...?"
    S.G. " Sir do you have a few bucks for me, I need to get to Seattle?"
    S.G: "God save the Queen, and her Facsist regime"
    S.G: "Good night Seattle"
  • Noonie wrote:
    Little known fact- the Mookie Blaylock shirt number story is just a cover, Ten is actually titled after Stone's measurement.

    Flaccid.


    Stone wanted to call the latest album, 17 for his fully engorged circumference.

    True.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Stone Gossard tried to create a half pumpkin-half man super hero to help him avenge the theft of his favorite halloween candy.

    at least that is how he explained his ravaging of so many of the gourds to the pumpkin patch owner, the school bus load of children, the police chief, and the fire marshal.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • When Stone Gossard slows down in his car, his butt cheeks light up like break lights.
  • Stone Gossard counts up the number of times he failed to brush his teeth over the course of a year and takes that number multiplied by the square root of the number of letters in his full name divided by 3. He then mortifies his buttcheeks with a iron tab studded oak paddle.

    He videotapes the whole procedure including the math.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Stone Gossard counts up the number of times he failed to brush his teeth over the course of a year and takes that number multiplied by the square root of the number of letters in his full name divided by 3. He then mortifies his buttcheeks with a iron tab studded oak paddle.

    He videotapes the whole procedure including the math.

    Wow! Such detail. I don't know how you Americans do it!
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Wow! Such detail. I don't know how you Americans do it!


    Failed Persephone neglected to mention that she is the one holding the camera when all of this is taking place.


    Stone adds chocolate chips to his mac n' cheese. If he's out of chips, thumper balls (his pet rabbit) droppings will suffice.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone will be unable to tour next year as he has just been offered a starting position with the Miami Dolphins as head cheerleader. GO STONE GO!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • NoonieNoonie Posts: 93
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone will be unable to tour next year as he has just been offered a starting position with the Miami Dolphins as head cheerleader. GO STONE GO!

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    Gimme a "G"!
    My rhymes and records they don't get played
    Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
    And if you rap like me you don't get paid
    And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
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