"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
Don't practice Stoneism if you live in a glass house
ouch
Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
When Stone Gossard was trying to persuade Eddie Vedder to join Mookie Blaylock, he tried to impress him by putting malteasers into every orifice of his body... but he fluffed and one of the malteasers popped out and hit Jeff in the forehead!
It's all in humor, just everything fit with your nickname and all.
Stone smoked pot a few times, but he never inhaled.
you crack me up gorene
Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
3) Stone also cried when he accidently closed the window
and forgot his canary flew out, and when it returend it didn't notice the
window, since stone's mom cleaned it so well you couldn't tell it was
closed. Later stone got addicted to that window cleaning material since
it reminded him of home and of the good life he had until the canary
died, but that is another story.
When Stone Gossard was trying to persuade Eddie Vedder to join Mookie Blaylock, he tried to impress him by putting malteasers into every orifice of his body... but he fluffed and one of the malteasers popped out and hit Jeff in the forehead!
Which one? The world needs to know this!
My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
and he said to me that I am the only one he told about that, go figure.
sorry gorene, but Stone Gossard also told Robert Marley about that sad story, and he cried too when telling him, that is when Bob wrote "No Woman No Cry"
Not many people are aware of the fact, that Stone actually used to be a duck, he was transformed into a human after eating one of those said shells...
That’s why he was invited to join The Ducky Boys, the name was actually an homage to Stone.
But the real story goes like this: When Stone Gossard was born, as a human being in case someone was wondering, he was named John. Two days after, on that sunny 22nd of July 1966, his parents brought him home and his little left hand accidentally touched the strings of his father’s guitar that was laying around. Such incredible sound emerged from those strings that Stone Mountain surfaced in Giorgia, miles and miles away. And that is when his parents decided to change is name to Stone Carpenter Gossard.
Stone Gossard has been known to dish out black eyes to anyone that tried to eat the Parson's nose on Thanksgiving. Only Stone eats the turkey's ass, dig??
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
When Stone plays dodgeball he palms a handful of sand so that when he throws the ball, not only is the other person eliminated they are also temporarily blinded.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Stone Gossard has been known to dish out black eyes to anyone that tried to eat the Parson's nose on Thanksgiving. Only Stone eats the turkey's ass, dig??
Truly, truly disturbing Tracey.
Stone Gossard was Eddie Vedder's stand-in in Singles.
Stone plans on challenging Stone Phillips to a Cage Match Flame Thrower Death Match slated for 12/31/2009. Turns out that is what Ed has been hinting at for years in Do the Evolution.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
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"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
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"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
Hi Glass,
It's all in humor, just everything fit with your nickname and all.
Stone smoked pot a few times, but he never inhaled.
stone also have a realy weird interpretation of what exactly sexual relation is...
you crack me up gorene
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
He even wrote on a tree Stone Loves Einat.
But he heard Einat say:
I Like Mike.
uuummm... this is so wrong on so many levels... especially the words -
Stone, marry, Stone, like
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Stone cried when he fired Dave A.
https://www.facebook.com/Bring.Pearl.Jam.To.Israel
1) You do not deny that you prefer mike.
2) Stone also cried when he fired Dave K.
3) Stone also cried when he accidently closed the window
and forgot his canary flew out, and when it returend it didn't notice the
window, since stone's mom cleaned it so well you couldn't tell it was
closed. Later stone got addicted to that window cleaning material since
it reminded him of home and of the good life he had until the canary
died, but that is another story.
2. and are you trying to pop your ghost cherry in one day? cause you just might.
3. I never deny it. In fact. I have people beating me up to get me to shut up about it.
4. It doesn't work.
5. The reason it is called "Pearl JAM" is because they all liked the name "pearl" so much Stone jammed his finger in a jar of jam with excitement.
https://www.facebook.com/Bring.Pearl.Jam.To.Israel
I will not number my answers.
I only post quality posts, as you well know and the quantity is
not important to me at all.
You never shut up about stone's canary story?
and he said to me that I am the only one he told about that, go figure.
I wish I was ....
a copywriter
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Which one? The world needs to know this!
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
sorry gorene, but Stone Gossard also told Robert Marley about that sad story, and he cried too when telling him, that is when Bob wrote "No Woman No Cry"
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The one in his bottom. He 'fluffed' it out. Fact.
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But the real story goes like this: When Stone Gossard was born, as a human being in case someone was wondering, he was named John. Two days after, on that sunny 22nd of July 1966, his parents brought him home and his little left hand accidentally touched the strings of his father’s guitar that was laying around. Such incredible sound emerged from those strings that Stone Mountain surfaced in Giorgia, miles and miles away. And that is when his parents decided to change is name to Stone Carpenter Gossard.
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Stone Gossard is to Stonies' Ponies, what Steadman is to the OPRAH.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Yet another thing Stone and I have in common!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Truly, truly disturbing Tracey.
Stone Gossard was Eddie Vedder's stand-in in Singles.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"