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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    88% of the women on this forum would collapse in a heap of sexual pleasure if I was to whisper the word "mollusc" to them
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    aaaaaand now i have "too high to go over, too low to get under, you're stuck in the middle and the pain is thunder!" repeating in a falsetto in my head...so, thanks mookles. :D

    Don't Blame Me, Blame Budapest. Which happens to also be the motto of Romania.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    59% of the time 20% of the population of adult gray whales would rather eat oreos and milk over apples and peanut butter.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    dunkman wrote:
    88% of the women on this forum would collapse in a heap of sexual pleasure if I was to whisper the word "mollusc" to them

    unbeknownst to our friend dunk, the remaining 12% are transsexual.
    I love to turn you on
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    unbeknownst to our friend dunk, the remaining 12% are transsexual.

    Steve Dunne can do 178 press ups using only his tongue.. he has also trained it to seek fresh hot breadrolls within a 16 mile radius
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    The slumber party pillow fight between FP, tish, and MCKB generated more flying feathers than all the chickens shown in Napoleon Dynamite.
    I love to turn you on
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    The lead singer from Winger was not actually Kip Winger.

    his name was Albert Jenkins and he suffered from heightened light sensitivity.

    the stage lights would have killed him, so they got a "Kip Winger" shaped suit and an elaborate cooling system. Albert would step inside and become in all manner of speaking "Kip Winger"
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    The slumber party pillow fight between FP, tish, and MCKB generated more flying feathers than all the chickens shown in Napoleon Dynamite.

    The pics of said pillow fight are currently on ebay for $150. I've seen a sample and can say they are worth at least twice that!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    The slumber party pillow fight between FP, tish, and MCKB generated more flying feathers than all the chickens shown in Napoleon Dynamite.
    My Stone Gossard shaped sleep pillow is stuffed with fibre fill.

    but Tish and MCKB will be fighting to the death for the full privilege of using the goose down filled body pillow shaped like Jeff Ament. ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    In the space-time Dimension of Fantasy Round # 4, Dexter carries the sign, Round #5, while sporting only a blue ball gag.

    Tish eats all the bloody chicken heads from Napoleon Dynamite in one bite, and still remains sexy with blood drizzling down her chin, because her white under wear distracts the eye.

    The fibre fill of Fips pillow knocks MCKB on her fat ass, while Tish plays with her Jeff Ament pillow, which is only 10% partially hard with fibre fill.

    These photographs are PRICELESS.

    Edits for content.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    edited October 2023
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    Post edited by Spunkie on
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    The town of Geoff in Alabama is in the Guinness Book of World Records for having the most amount of albinos living in a street.. its also famous for, as its name suggests, everyone being called Kevin.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    tish wrote:
    MCKB and tish resolved their to the death battle over Jeff. On days starting with M, MCKB gets the back, tish the front. On days starting with T, tish gets the bottom, MCKB, the top. On W days, tish bows out, ON F days, MCKB hits it. Whoever is less drunk on Saturdays goes first. And Sunday is family day. We share. :cool:

    You're a nutter! ;)
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    a lemming contains no acidity whatsoever and there has also only been one recorded case of a lemon purposely rolling itself off a cliff.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • oil alternative
    oil alternative Posts: 192
    In eighteen nickington eight German Plumber Gerhardt Brugel invented the liquid we now know as Water!

    Twenty years later fellow countryman Johan Slaus invented the Tap, fainling to realise the potential of his invention he simply marketed it as a plug tidy come dishcloth holder!

    It wasn't until the 1960's that American forces sweetheart glenn goldberg combined the two inventions bringing water into our homes filling cups, mugs, kettles and jugs, pots, pans and my favourate commemorative glass goblet.
    www.myspace.com/rockmastergeneral

    To break down borders and realise that we are one species and then the true patriotism comes from pride and love of the human race, not from the tribes of which we currently are divided, open your eyes your mind will see! - ME
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Mel Gibson and the rest of the South Carolina militia will stand guard at Heath Ledger's memorial service and ax any baptist protesters in attendance.
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    eating at hooters restaurants 4 days a week will cure cataracts.
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    where the hell is everyone?

    botox was the reason for the billy joel/christie brinkley divorce. an amicable agreement about who got how much was settled out of court.
    I love to turn you on
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Judas Iscariot didnt receive a bag of gold. it was in fact the dreams and hopes of a small puppet maker plus the thorax's of 117 metal bees
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    on every street corner in Budapest there is a badger called Colin who will throw exhaust pipes at your face.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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