Strange But Probably True

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Sean Connery's favourite time of day is tennish.. which is also his favourite sport.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    If you were to eat a fried egg off of the engine block of a '77 Nova for eight days straight, your toenails would become indestructable.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Ladybugs are really just confused, insecure manbugs with a personality conflict.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    On any given Sunday the word "amen" is uttered approximately 32 million times across the U.S. The phrase "not this shit again" comes in at a close second at 29.4 million.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Although cruel in the manner of which they are obtained, the freshly severed legs of a giraffe are the second deadliest weapon in Botswana, after the town whore.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    If you pluck the third nosehair out of each nostril you will live forever.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    9 out of 10 Calico cats prefer if "Calico" is pronounced "Coleeco". The 10th thinks that litter is tasty and as such is not counted.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Einstein was in the habit of choking nuns in order to get "fully inspired"
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Matt Cameron is the man responsible for the message regarding the "50 sec" posting rule.

    He likes 50 seconds. it makes him feel like a "marathon man"
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    The top three failed slogans for Diamonds prior to coming up with "A Diamond Is Forever" were:

    "Diamonds, Because it's not hard enough already dealing with this person"

    "Diamonds, Easier to smuggle than cocaine"

    "Diamonds, It's not as though were killing you if you don't find them"
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    It is legal in Kansas to kill a stand up comedian if he tells three puns in a row.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Matt Cameron is the man responsible for the message regarding the "50 sec" posting rule.

    He likes 50 seconds. it makes him feel like a "marathon man"


    :D


    if you have leprosy and shag a 47 year old prostitute she will refund your tip.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    death by sponge cake is regarded so highly in Cambodia that they kill the remaining members of your family as a tribute.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Ear wax on its own? Disgusting. Ear wax pan seared with garlic and a touch of cayenne? A Norwegian delicacy.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Mick Jagger is, in fact the "only one with mixed emotions" that is why he can sing "mixed emotions" with such fervor, and convictions. No one else mixes their emotions. We layer emotions.

    however, if you "start him up" he will stop, eventually. it just takes him 2.5 times longer than the average adult male aardvark.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    The third Wednesday of each month is officially "falafel day" in Zimbabwe.

    you cannot purchase a falafel in the free marketplace on that day.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    "Trinidad" was the 12 most popular name for Hermaphroditic Dutch women born between 1950 - 1996.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    in Japan it is still legal to inject a fellow newspaper reader with the tears of an evil clown
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    When using rollerblades, one has to be mindful of small turnips in the road, the impact of a turnip on the front left wheel of a rollerblade can result in instance combustion. nuthin' much happens if you hit a turnip with the front right wheel.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Wearing underwear on your head can prevent a zombie attack.
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