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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Little man's urine is so strong his diaper exploded 4 nights in a row.
    I love to turn you on
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Chewbacca is not a wookie, just a lady with a bad case of hirsutism and a nasty disposition.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    President Taft would paint his butt cheeks with honey and play "catch the bear" on the white house lawn. It was never reported because the newsmen of the day felt that it was perfectly acceptable behavior.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Chewbacca is not a wookie, just a lady with a bad case of hirsutism and a nasty disposition.
    Gramma? :D
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Gramma? :D

    Did she ever let you play Tarzan and swing on her "vines"?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    some european conjoined twins linked at the head actually think the 'leaning tower of pisa' is actually 100% straight.
    I love to turn you on
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    if you shave a miniature poodle, and rub it with barbecue sauce, you either have too much time on your hands, or you are a member of the Tanzoqui tribe originally from West Philadelphia.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    if you shave a miniature poodle, and rub it with barbecue sauce, you either have too much time on your hands, or you are a member of the Tanzoqui tribe originally from West Philadelphia.

    There's my first quote of a member on this board. thanks. :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Larry Flynt is an ordained minister who will marry you either for a fee of $250 or free if you stab him in the legs with a pair of scissors.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    There's my first quote of a member on this board. thanks. :D
    :o awww, that made me get all goofy smiley!

    ahem,

    Olympia Dukakis is considered second only to Betty White as far as sexual desirability of the Wingoc Chaw Peoples of upper Iran.
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    A lifesize cardboard cutout of Monica Lewinsky smoking a cigar still stands erect in the Oval Office bathroom.
    I love to turn you on
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Lance Corporal Simon Titus Mobile was once asked to become the new Pope.. he declined stating 'bestiality' as his reason... although he did give his name to a new model of car.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    the dali lama once roller skated through the vatican wearing a rainbow wig, halter top and purple dolphin shorts while holding a john 3:14 sign
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Tomorrow never comes is a fallacy. Tomorrow will in fact come. it will be arriving a little late, say about 10:30 am, and you will recognize it because it will have a red rose in it's lapel.
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    mcdonald's secret sauce can cure herpes but before he died ray croc gave the recipe to steve garvey and steve won't reveal it as it's the only thing keeping him alive
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Saying "Mamma Say Mamma Sa Ma Ma Cu Sa" will get you caned in Singapore, pregnant in Greenland, and rich in Budapest.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    If you baptize two joints before you smoke them, and pass circles on both sides, you are destined to write a b-side if there are an odd number of partakers, or a hit single if you have smoked gold seal hashish.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    if you glue a slightly deformed lung to the side of your face your chances of winning the 100m gold at the Olympics increases by 28%... however your chances of winning at poker drop by 11%
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    If you eat a US copper penny every morning for 6 years, you will have helped to win the war on terror.


    you will also have almost 22 dollars of US currency in your belly.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Saying "Mamma Say Mamma Sa Ma Ma Cu Sa" will get you caned in Singapore, pregnant in Greenland, and rich in Budapest.
    aaaaaand now i have "too high to go over, too low to get under, you're stuck in the middle and the pain is thunder!" repeating in a falsetto in my head...so, thanks mookles. :D
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