Jennifer Jason Leigh has managed to keep her breasts so pert by reading them "The 75 Secrets of Good Coffee" book every night at precisely 11.03pm... at 12.09am she covers them in a mental patients saliva.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
the convex factor ratio of pupae smelting is proportionately linked to the diet of a Michael P. Swechsenbergger of Boisville, Idaho. He also licks coal.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
tourism is the no.1 reason for all suicides in Ireland. No. 7 is the inability to make the Taj Mahal out of bread
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Any woman who goes out of her way to compliment you in cooking kielbasa and beer brats on the grill 1.) thinks you're the cat's pajamas and 2.) is ugly.
Speaking of dry wells, if you ever drop a penny into a dry well and attempt to make a wish for financial gain you will be dead by way of a rare tractor accident within three months.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
People who know that old men smell like vienna sausages in a can usually like to create gray merkins for Santa Claus.
oh you read that did you?
(a Mormon ClusterFuck !!!)
The answer to the question "do you believe in magic" took on a very ominous tone for the 6th grade class of Virginia Speckles when nearsighted Carl Jenkins from the third row performed as his alterego "Zolo sword magician" at the school talent show.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
78% of africans have adopted the flies around their faces... the other 41% Madonna adopted.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
buying tampons is the leading cause of heartaches amongst men of ages 16-78... 15 year olds couldnt give a fucking toss and will even buy training bras.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Every three seconds in the U.S. someone mentions how great of a singer Faith Hill is. Due to an extreme case of OCD Bernie Winklestein of Punta Gorda Florida is responsible for 92% of the compliments.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
the entire government of Uzbekistan consists entirely of 3 legged horses called Gerald... no wait thats just silly... its badgers with mohicans actually.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
A Freed Hoe Nipples is an anagram of failedpersephone.. this much is true... the strange part is that i typed this post using strategically splattered sperm.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
A Freed Hoe Nipples is an anagram of failedpersephone.. this much is true... the strange part is that i typed this post using strategically splattered sperm.
WHY WOULD YOU POST MY REAL NAME??? :eek:
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
During the last Arcade Fire tour, tour managers had to cease handing out conductor hats to the first 800 fans, for when the band broke out into a sing-a-long version of "I Been Workin' On The Railroad', the piggish squeals of young men overpowered the PA system.
For 7 generations the Hunsacker family of Eggleston, WV has donated the same kidney to the 2nd son of the first daughter, making said kidney 124 years old.
I played Lleyton Hewitt in junior tennis and beat him in 3 sets 6-4 3-6 6-1
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If you light a match to a strawberry fruit roll up and inhale you will acheive a high similar to hotboxing three joints in the trunk of a karman ghia. If you light a grape fruit roll up and inhale you will be stricken with hepatitis c.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
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that HAS to be true....:D:D:D
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
HA!
(laughing to hard to retort! the well is dry!)
Speaking of dry wells, if you ever drop a penny into a dry well and attempt to make a wish for financial gain you will be dead by way of a rare tractor accident within three months.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
(a Mormon ClusterFuck !!!)
The answer to the question "do you believe in magic" took on a very ominous tone for the 6th grade class of Virginia Speckles when nearsighted Carl Jenkins from the third row performed as his alterego "Zolo sword magician" at the school talent show.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
WHY WOULD YOU POST MY REAL NAME??? :eek:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmTmvBzNFY4&feature=related
Sydney 14/02/2003
Sydney 07/11/2006
Sydney 18/11/2006
Sydney 22/11/2009
EV Sydney 18/03/2011
EV Sydney 19/03/2011
EV Sydney 20/03/2011
Melbourne 24/01/2014
Sydney 26/01/2014
EV Sydney 13/02/2014
OH MY GOD LANCELOT LINK!!!
thank you for reminding me about this PopCulture GOLD MINE of a Reference point!!
May you be blessed with the love of the world you are a veritable ANGEL Strangest Tribe!!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"