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SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
edited November 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
Me, maybe 3 or 4...
I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
Except for little Turtle
I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
Gurgle Gurgle
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Nope - I can't anyway so it's kinda a good thing...

    I can spoil other people's kids and then they go home! ahhh to be the awesome aunt!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    I do.

    The number of which will be restricted by my financial situation. But I should also consider the socioeconomic effects of fathering multiple children.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Uh, haven't you heard. All you need is love.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    Maybe. For me it's always been dependent on finding a suitable partner.

    So probably not likely.
    NOPE!!!

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  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Ahnimus wrote:
    I do.

    The number of which will be restricted by my financial situation. But I should also consider the socioeconomic effects of fathering multiple children.

    It's not the first thing on a man's mind when he's shooting his bolt. ;)
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Kids aren't on the cards for me but I want to adopt, when a lady of like mind comes along. Hasn't happened yet.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    tish wrote:
    Uh, haven't you heard. All you need is love.

    Actually, sweetie, you're wrong! Much more than that. :)

    P.S. Jeff rules! ;)
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Oh yeah, love and peace.

    (So do you.)
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    when i'm 24 i'll think about how many.

    im thinkin 2 or 3.(hopefully boys)
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    It's not the first thing on a man's mind when he's shooting his bolt. ;)

    I've managed thus far to avoid impregnating a woman by coitus interruptus. I plan to adopt anyway.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Ahnimus wrote:
    I've managed thus far to avoid impregnating a woman by coitus interruptus. I plan to adopt anyway.

    Haha, you're talking to someone who was conceived by coitus interruptus. Just like all his other siblings. :cool:
  • sleeplikeadogsleeplikeadog Posts: 156
    Maybe when I'm older. I'm too selfish right now, hehe. But sometimes I think a little me would be cool to have.
    Walking is still honest
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Ahnimus wrote:
    I've managed thus far to avoid impregnating a woman by coitus interruptus. I plan to adopt anyway.
    dude I hope that was a good joke about pullin out son!!! cuz DAYUM that won't workie!
    or "no trabaja, cabron" :D:D:D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Haha, you're talking to someone who was conceived by coitus interruptus. Just like all his other siblings. :cool:

    mommy and/or pappy was Catholic, huh? I know alot of little catholic kids that were a result of the interruptus not happening quick enough

    *raises hand*





    I have two kids for sale...anyone buying?
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  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    failedpersephone wrote:
    dude I hope that was a good joke about pullin out son!!! cuz DAYUM that won't workie!
    or "no trabaja, cabron" :D:D:D

    It works. Just need a healthy pubococcygeus muscle.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    I have dart blowing, hitting the bulls eye PC's baby ;)
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    prism wrote:
    mommy and/or pappy was Catholic, huh? I know alot of little catholic kids that were a result of the interruptus not happening quick enough

    *raises hand*





    I have two kids for sale...anyone buying?

    Hahaha, ya guessed it.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Ahnimus wrote:
    pubococcygeus


    pube - oh - cock - eee - jizz!
  • chinobaezachinobaeza Santiago Posts: 2,489
    I want...4 or 5 it's a good number (for me;))
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    tish wrote:
    Me, maybe 3 or 4...


    DEFINITELY not me!!!
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    not me....i got nieces and nephews and my friends are still popping out fuck trophies so i'm lousy with kids around....:)
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Haha, you're talking to someone who was conceived by coitus interruptus. Just like all his other siblings. :cool:

    I am very practiced.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cutback wrote:
    not me....i got nieces and nephews and my friends are still popping out fuck trophies so i'm lousy with kids around....:)

    that is the way i am going to now refer to my nephews an nieces when i get tipsy (so like all the time lol)

    "Fuck trophies"...goddammit cutback I freakin LOVE you!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Ahnimus wrote:
    I am very practiced.

    You don't know if you're very practiced until you've failed a couple of times and got the hang of things. You might just be firing blanks. :D
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    I don;t know what this thread is about anymore
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I don;t know what this thread is about anymore


    It's about Ahnimus's superhuman cummy vein. It can lift weights and was in the Olympic trials, apparently. :D
  • iamsampjiamsampj Posts: 784
    i've always wanted twins :eek: not sure what the hell is wrong with me. maybe some day...but not any time soon.
    yes...i do feel like a human. i do not feel like a tree.
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    You don't know if you're very practiced until you've failed a couple of times and got the hang of things. You might just be firing blanks. :D

    That's just as likely actually. Either way, I'm not worried abou it. I'm not worried about the consequences either.

    Except that I could potentially end up paying a shitload of money in child support rather than actually raising a child myself.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    It's about Ahnimus's superhuman cummy vein. It can lift weights and was in the Olympic trials, apparently. :D

    It was.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Or maybe just one or two...
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
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