Who wants kids?

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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    not me....i got nieces and nephews and my friends are still popping out fuck trophies so i'm lousy with kids around....:)
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Haha, you're talking to someone who was conceived by coitus interruptus. Just like all his other siblings. :cool:

    I am very practiced.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cutback wrote:
    not me....i got nieces and nephews and my friends are still popping out fuck trophies so i'm lousy with kids around....:)

    that is the way i am going to now refer to my nephews an nieces when i get tipsy (so like all the time lol)

    "Fuck trophies"...goddammit cutback I freakin LOVE you!
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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Ahnimus wrote:
    I am very practiced.

    You don't know if you're very practiced until you've failed a couple of times and got the hang of things. You might just be firing blanks. :D
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    I don;t know what this thread is about anymore
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I don;t know what this thread is about anymore


    It's about Ahnimus's superhuman cummy vein. It can lift weights and was in the Olympic trials, apparently. :D
  • iamsampj
    iamsampj Posts: 784
    i've always wanted twins :eek: not sure what the hell is wrong with me. maybe some day...but not any time soon.
    yes...i do feel like a human. i do not feel like a tree.
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    You don't know if you're very practiced until you've failed a couple of times and got the hang of things. You might just be firing blanks. :D

    That's just as likely actually. Either way, I'm not worried abou it. I'm not worried about the consequences either.

    Except that I could potentially end up paying a shitload of money in child support rather than actually raising a child myself.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    It's about Ahnimus's superhuman cummy vein. It can lift weights and was in the Olympic trials, apparently. :D

    It was.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Or maybe just one or two...
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • PJaddicted
    PJaddicted Posts: 1,432
    Not me...you can have my 4....sons 20, 18, 16 & 13! He he he....actually...this is the BEST AGES! I'm having a BLAST!!

    oxc
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  • anotherclone
    anotherclone Posts: 1,688
    the question should be "who wants my kid?" As I mentioned elsewhere on here today, if I hear her "Jingle Cats" tape one more time, she's a goner.

    (I kid. :D)
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    I really want to have kids. I have several obstacles at this point in preventing me from doing so but I still have hope. I want to find a suitable man who wants the same things that I do. I am not old fashion about much but I would love to fall in love with a good man and carry our child inside of me. My mum was adopted and while I love the idea of that I really want to be pregnant someday.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    It's about Ahnimus's superhuman cummy vein. It can lift weights and was in the Olympic trials, apparently. :D

    HAHAHA that made me laugh so hard - 'superhuman cummy vein'

    HAHA
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Hahaha, ya guessed it.

    then you can always add to that the Irish parts for that extra *BURST* of fertility ;)
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  • prljamgirl
    prljamgirl Edmonton, AB Posts: 602
    I do....I would love to have 2, but I'd be more than happy with 1!!!
  • audiodave
    audiodave Posts: 1,623
    I do. Three. Two girls and a boy. Seeing how cute my nephew is recently has reaffirmed this.

    Shame i'm useless with kids though. :o
    ~AKA Dave-of-the-dead~

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  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    No worries, I hear they break you in slowly.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • Urban Hiker
    Urban Hiker Posts: 1,312
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Nope - I can't anyway so it's kinda a good thing...

    Same here.
    Walking can be a real trip
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  • brainofPJ
    brainofPJ Posts: 2,361
    Ahnimus wrote:
    I do.

    The number of which will be restricted by my financial situation. But I should also consider the socioeconomic effects of fathering multiple children.


    personally, i tend to think only about the bourgeoisie.

    anyway, the probability of me getting in with a demimonde is beyond scarce and my wife doesn't enjoy the act as much as i do....

    ergo i will keep all of society safe by continually giving into autoerotism.


    Esther's here and she's sick?

    hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks

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