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  • Sonja_S
    Sonja_S Vienna Posts: 444
    I'd like to have 2 kids one day. Fortunately I still have a few years because I'm single and robbing a sperm bank just won't do ;)

    I seem to be sending out motherly vibes already considering a woman I've never met before told me to hold her baby at the airport yesterday, so she could get all her stuff together :D
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    If any of your girls want to skip the fun part of having kids (making them) and go right for the pregnancy, I'll be happy to donate the necessary goods. Just come and get it. I make beautiful kids. Just offerin'... :D
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  • Sonja_S
    Sonja_S Vienna Posts: 444
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    If any of your girls want to skip the fun part of having kids (making them) and go right for the pregnancy, I'll be happy to donate the necessary goods. Just come and get it. I make beautiful kids. Just offerin'... :D

    That's the beautiful thing about this board - the selfless helping out those in need :p
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  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    I certainly want children, undecided as to how many but I know I want them. Would love a little girl I know that much :D

    I grew up with two brothers, one twin and one older and that kicked ass so I suppose the same for my children wouldn't be so bad... either that or one of each... I genuinely don't know, suppose i'll stop when I feel its right, might be after 1, might be after 13!
    All I know is I can't wait to find the right person, settle down and become a parent :D
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I'd like to have kids but I would like to purchase them already potty trained and able to communicate and hold the weight of their own heads on their own. Preferably be able to cook to and not bother me when I'm watching tv. It wouldn't be the worst thing if they had a job and carried their own weight around the house either.
  • madtowndave
    madtowndave Minneapolis, MN Posts: 4,013
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'd like to have kids but I would like to purchase them already potty trained and able to communicate and hold the weight of their own heads on their own. Preferably be able to cook to and not bother me when I'm watching tv. It wouldn't be the worst thing if they had a job and carried their own weight around the house either.


    Exactly. My wife wants kids, and I'm delaying until they can be born pre-programmed (Matrix style) with these life skills.
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    the only thing im sure 100000% ,is who i want to be the mother of my children..
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    madtowndave wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'd like to have kids but I would like to purchase them already potty trained and able to communicate and hold the weight of their own heads on their own. Preferably be able to cook to and not bother me when I'm watching tv. It wouldn't be the worst thing if they had a job and carried their own weight around the house either.


    Exactly. My wife wants kids, and I'm delaying until they can be born pre-programmed (Matrix style) with these life skills.



    Exactly. :lol:
  • lukin2006
    lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    Nope...
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  • Beck..
    Beck.. Posts: 535
    I have two,who wants them...?
  • samjam
    samjam New York Posts: 9,283
    Nope, nope, no thanks.
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Kids would be cool to have right now. I'd make them take out the trash and shit. All of the stuff I don't want to do right now.
  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    edited October 2012
    DS1119 wrote:
    Kids would be cool to have right now. I'd make them take out the trash and shit. All of the stuff I don't want to do right now.
    Why not just get a husband? :? ;)


    I never wanted kids...I think I posted on here back when I first joined the board about this...I always thought my biological clock was broken...turns out it was just on snooze. Now I would like one or two. We'll see what happens.
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  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    No thanks.
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    No thanks.
    ditto
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    comebackgirl wrote:
    te="DS1119"]Kids would be cool to have right now. I'd make them take out the trash and shit. All of the stuff I don't want to do right now.
    Why not just get a husband? :? ;)
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    All the good ones are already spoken for. Duh! :fp:
  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    DS1119 wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Why not just get a husband? :? ;)


    All the good ones are already spoken for. Duh! :fp:
    True. :lol: And about not wanting kids....there's something I haven't told you about our 1994 basement encounter :shock: :o :shock:
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    comebackgirl wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Why not just get a husband? :? ;)


    All the good ones are already spoken for. Duh! :fp:
    True. :lol: And about not wanting kids....there's something I haven't told you about our 1994 basement encounter :shock: :o :shock:


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  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    DS1119 wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:


    All the good ones are already spoken for. Duh! :fp:
    True. :lol: And about not wanting kids....there's something I haven't told you about our 1994 basement encounter :shock: :o :shock:


    Shh. :silent:


























    I think your husband is lurking in the thread above us.
    Who do you think has been raising your love child? :roll: Would you like to see her? She looks just like you...




















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    That's her out test driving a car :lol:
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    comebackgirl wrote:



















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    That's her out test driving a car :lol:


    :fp:

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