The number of which will be restricted by my financial situation. But I should also consider the socioeconomic effects of fathering multiple children.
I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
Kids aren't on the cards for me but I want to adopt, when a lady of like mind comes along. Hasn't happened yet.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
It's not the first thing on a man's mind when he's shooting his bolt.
I've managed thus far to avoid impregnating a woman by coitus interruptus. I plan to adopt anyway.
I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
dude I hope that was a good joke about pullin out son!!! cuz DAYUM that won't workie!
or "no trabaja, cabron"
It works. Just need a healthy pubococcygeus muscle.
I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
Haha, you're talking to someone who was conceived by coitus interruptus. Just like all his other siblings. :cool:
I am very practiced.
I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
You don't know if you're very practiced until you've failed a couple of times and got the hang of things. You might just be firing blanks.
That's just as likely actually. Either way, I'm not worried abou it. I'm not worried about the consequences either.
Except that I could potentially end up paying a shitload of money in child support rather than actually raising a child myself.
I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
It's about Ahnimus's superhuman cummy vein. It can lift weights and was in the Olympic trials, apparently.
It was.
I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
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I can spoil other people's kids and then they go home! ahhh to be the awesome aunt!
The number of which will be restricted by my financial situation. But I should also consider the socioeconomic effects of fathering multiple children.
So probably not likely.
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
It's not the first thing on a man's mind when he's shooting his bolt.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Actually, sweetie, you're wrong! Much more than that.
P.S. Jeff rules!
(So do you.)
im thinkin 2 or 3.(hopefully boys)
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
I've managed thus far to avoid impregnating a woman by coitus interruptus. I plan to adopt anyway.
Haha, you're talking to someone who was conceived by coitus interruptus. Just like all his other siblings. :cool:
or "no trabaja, cabron"
mommy and/or pappy was Catholic, huh? I know alot of little catholic kids that were a result of the interruptus not happening quick enough
*raises hand*
I have two kids for sale...anyone buying?
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It works. Just need a healthy pubococcygeus muscle.
Hahaha, ya guessed it.
pube - oh - cock - eee - jizz!
DEFINITELY not me!!!
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
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It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
I am very practiced.
that is the way i am going to now refer to my nephews an nieces when i get tipsy (so like all the time lol)
"Fuck trophies"...goddammit cutback I freakin LOVE you!
You don't know if you're very practiced until you've failed a couple of times and got the hang of things. You might just be firing blanks.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
It's about Ahnimus's superhuman cummy vein. It can lift weights and was in the Olympic trials, apparently.
That's just as likely actually. Either way, I'm not worried abou it. I'm not worried about the consequences either.
Except that I could potentially end up paying a shitload of money in child support rather than actually raising a child myself.
It was.