Who wants kids?

Spunkie
Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
edited November 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
Me, maybe 3 or 4...
I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
Except for little Turtle
I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
Gurgle Gurgle
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Nope - I can't anyway so it's kinda a good thing...

    I can spoil other people's kids and then they go home! ahhh to be the awesome aunt!
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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    I do.

    The number of which will be restricted by my financial situation. But I should also consider the socioeconomic effects of fathering multiple children.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Uh, haven't you heard. All you need is love.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    Maybe. For me it's always been dependent on finding a suitable partner.

    So probably not likely.
    NOPE!!!

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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Ahnimus wrote:
    I do.

    The number of which will be restricted by my financial situation. But I should also consider the socioeconomic effects of fathering multiple children.

    It's not the first thing on a man's mind when he's shooting his bolt. ;)
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Kids aren't on the cards for me but I want to adopt, when a lady of like mind comes along. Hasn't happened yet.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    tish wrote:
    Uh, haven't you heard. All you need is love.

    Actually, sweetie, you're wrong! Much more than that. :)

    P.S. Jeff rules! ;)
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Oh yeah, love and peace.

    (So do you.)
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    when i'm 24 i'll think about how many.

    im thinkin 2 or 3.(hopefully boys)
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    It's not the first thing on a man's mind when he's shooting his bolt. ;)

    I've managed thus far to avoid impregnating a woman by coitus interruptus. I plan to adopt anyway.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Ahnimus wrote:
    I've managed thus far to avoid impregnating a woman by coitus interruptus. I plan to adopt anyway.

    Haha, you're talking to someone who was conceived by coitus interruptus. Just like all his other siblings. :cool:
  • sleeplikeadog
    sleeplikeadog Posts: 156
    Maybe when I'm older. I'm too selfish right now, hehe. But sometimes I think a little me would be cool to have.
    Walking is still honest
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Ahnimus wrote:
    I've managed thus far to avoid impregnating a woman by coitus interruptus. I plan to adopt anyway.
    dude I hope that was a good joke about pullin out son!!! cuz DAYUM that won't workie!
    or "no trabaja, cabron" :D:D:D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Haha, you're talking to someone who was conceived by coitus interruptus. Just like all his other siblings. :cool:

    mommy and/or pappy was Catholic, huh? I know alot of little catholic kids that were a result of the interruptus not happening quick enough

    *raises hand*





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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    failedpersephone wrote:
    dude I hope that was a good joke about pullin out son!!! cuz DAYUM that won't workie!
    or "no trabaja, cabron" :D:D:D

    It works. Just need a healthy pubococcygeus muscle.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    I have dart blowing, hitting the bulls eye PC's baby ;)
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    prism wrote:
    mommy and/or pappy was Catholic, huh? I know alot of little catholic kids that were a result of the interruptus not happening quick enough

    *raises hand*





    I have two kids for sale...anyone buying?

    Hahaha, ya guessed it.
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Ahnimus wrote:
    pubococcygeus


    pube - oh - cock - eee - jizz!
  • chinobaeza
    chinobaeza Santiago Posts: 2,489
    I want...4 or 5 it's a good number (for me;))
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    tish wrote:
    Me, maybe 3 or 4...


    DEFINITELY not me!!!
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