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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone only uses his right turn signal when making a left. Stone likes to keep people on their toes.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone is inspector #8 of all mens slacks produced in America.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard has driven away from the same gas station with the pump still in his gas tank that he is required to leave his pants as collateral. Needless to say, he is at the pants shop quite often.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone is finishing up the lyrics to his third PJ song (sung by him) entitled "Bored Game". Upon it's completion he will proclaim it along with Mankind and DGNL as the "far superior trilogy" to mamasan. He will then refuse to play Alive, Once, and Footsteps until all of the band agree with his statement.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • yahamita
    yahamita Posts: 1,514
    WTF happened to our Stone thread over the weekend?

    The rest of you Ponies need to get back on here and post those pics from Europe!
    I knew all the rules, but the rules did not know me...GUARANTEED!

    Hail Hail HIPPIEMOM

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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone's porn name is Stone Gossard.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone has a collection of over 3000 Books on tape.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    On average, Stone locks himself out of his house three times a week. His wife has bought him one of those hide-a-key rocks to no avail. You see, whenever he locks himself out he reaches for a handful of rocks in front of his house, goes to the creek (which he pronounces crick) at the end of the block and skips stones.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone talks with his mouthful. I'd rather not say what his mouth is full of.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone's life goal is to have no regrets and to fuck the inventor of velcro.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    All of Stones financial decisions are made by a miniature purple monkey that Stone keeps in his left trouser pocket. After the last monkey died Stone's dry cleaning lady has now forbidden Stone from sitting down when wearing tight jeans, those stains were a nightmare to get out.


    At present Stone's financial position is very strong, he has a good monkey with him at the moment.
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone is constantly going up to stray dogs, saying "what's that behind your ear?" and proceeding to pull a quarter out. He has been bitten twelve times doing this.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone bought land from Erik Estrada's infomercial. But only after going on the three day free vacation.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard is mentioned in the bible more times than any other character.
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Whenever in NYC, Stone will jump on the subway, throw down his hat and start playing the guitar for pocket change.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Whenever in NYC, Stone will jump on the subway, throw down his hat and start playing the guitar for pocket change.
    Was that him with the afro and the clown nose? I thought I recognized his pants.

    Stone Gossard likes to go up to merry-go-rounds and ask all of the horses, "WHy the long face?"
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Dayum! this thread doesn't seem to die! hahahaaa


    Three weeks ago, Stone Gossard ate a whole box of Wheaties. The combined fortified vitamins and minerals gave him such a rush that briefly he believed he could fly.



    The casts will come off sometime in August.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Dayum! this thread doesn't seem to die! hahahaaa


    Three weeks ago, Stone Gossard ate a whole box of Wheaties. The combined fortified vitamins and minerals gave him such a rush that briefly he believed he could fly.



    The casts will come off sometime in August.

    Not only did it give him a rush but also gave him the runs. Those too should be finished in August.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Was that him with the afro and the clown nose?

    If he talked about how he just lost his family in a fire and contracted HIV, then yes, it was him. Otherwise, it was some other freak.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard doesn't believe in miracles...but he will perform them for a nominal fee.

    His most popular is when he turn wine into urine. it's pretty amazing if you can spring for the wine and the $4.59 service charge.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.

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