Stone Gossard does NOT like to take nyquil...he hates that cloudy headed feeling
Urgh... I'm so bored! (not with this I hope you know).
When Stone Gossard is bored, he likes to look out of his bedroom window and make oink oink noises at passers by before hiding behind the curtains.
One very big guy caught him once, though and punched Stone in the face. - It was Jeff! Yes-that'll do. It was Jeff Ament!
Stone and Jeff are still a bit off with each other.
Urgh... I'm so bored! (not with this I hope you know).
When Stone Gossard is bored, he likes to look out of his bedroom window and make oink oink noises at passers by before hiding behind the curtains.
One very big guy caught him once, though and punched Stone in the face. - It was Jeff! Yes-that'll do. It was Jeff Ament!
Stone and Jeff are still a bit off with each other.
hahahaaaa...damm that is cute...I like the Brit sounding words "a bit off with each other"
that is craziness!
Stone counts his socks when he gets really bored. He has an internal fight every now and then, when he is trying to figure out whether he should count them in pairs or separately.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
hahahaaaa...damm that is cute...I like the Brit sounding words "a bit off with each other"
that is craziness!
Stone counts his socks when he gets really bored. He has an internal fight every now and then, when he is trying to figure out whether he should count them in pairs or separately.
Urgh... It's nice to know that people think I say things that are ''cute''...ugh. - That should be in the sarcasm thread.
Stone Gossard ate a double loaded bean burrito for lunch and is so psyched to have a farting contest with Ed onstage tonite. And you all were worried about how the crowd would smell....lol
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
he would have killed all of the disrespectful fuckers posting on here by simply using his mind power. he's just too lazy. oh barnicles.....
Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
Stone steals alot of things from Jerry Seinfield. Recently he stole his half-eaten cheese sandwich. Four years ago - Stone stole his woman...and about 6 months ago he stole his toilet paper bin.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Stone steals alot of things from Jerry Seinfield. Recently he stole his half-eaten cheese sandwich. Four years ago - Stone stole his woman...and about 6 months ago he stole his toilet paper bin.
Stone has a toilet paper bin? Why doesn't he just flush it?
Stone Gossard can eat a whole fresh pineapple without chewing it...this included the leaves and the exterior...as a matter of fact, when Stone saw Jeff cutting a fresh pineapple to get to the "edible" part he started to laugh so loud that it turned into the hiccups...and he called Jeff a "pansy waist"
Then Jeff punched him in the chest, and almost stopped Stone's heart...
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Stone Gossard's favourite movie is Dirty Dancing. He practices the moves in his living room with his faourite teddy bear - Mr. Fluffy.
LMAO!!
Stone wears the princess tiara that he made from popcicle sticks, glitter, and cardboard...he can't figure out how to make the crown stay on his head when he does a back bend...
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Stone Gossard doesn't know what LMAO stands for...
tut... he's just not 'with it'.
Stone Gossard went to the toy store to try to buy "LOL'rblades" the clerk told me about it, and said that she "almost Laughed My A** Off" at seeing Stone look for the LOL'rblades...
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Stone Gossard went to the toy store to try to buy "LOL'rblades" the clerk told me about it, and said that she "almost Laughed My A** Off" at seeing Stone look for the LOL'rblades...
Stone has stopped pronouncing all the letters in the words that he speaks, it's because of his text message addiction...as a matter of fact, when Jeff tells him an unbelievable story, Stone generally responds with "orly??"
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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Urgh... I'm so bored! (not with this I hope you know).
When Stone Gossard is bored, he likes to look out of his bedroom window and make oink oink noises at passers by before hiding behind the curtains.
One very big guy caught him once, though and punched Stone in the face. - It was Jeff! Yes-that'll do. It was Jeff Ament!
Stone and Jeff are still a bit off with each other.
hahahaaaa...damm that is cute...I like the Brit sounding words "a bit off with each other"
that is craziness!
Stone counts his socks when he gets really bored. He has an internal fight every now and then, when he is trying to figure out whether he should count them in pairs or separately.
Urgh... It's nice to know that people think I say things that are ''cute''...ugh.
Jeff knows about his crush but tries to act cool around him as if he didn't.
(Insert shrugging, oh whatever smilie here).
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Stone Gossard cracks his knuckles and get's down to work...
he would have killed all of the disrespectful fuckers posting on here by simply using his mind power. he's just too lazy. oh barnicles.....
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
Stone knows we're not meaning to be disrespectful. And he's sure glasshouse has posted on here before.
:eek: that is an awesome thought.
Stone is profound.
Stone Gossard hopes that the smell of fresh paint will stay longer this time.
Stone stole that from Jerry Seinfeld.
Poor Stone, he didn't understand what she meant by "double bagged'
Stone has a toilet paper bin? Why doesn't he just flush it?
I didn't know our countries were that different.
well...Stone...likes to, you know, um
Then Jeff punched him in the chest, and almost stopped Stone's heart...
Stone wears the princess tiara that he made from popcicle sticks, glitter, and cardboard...he can't figure out how to make the crown stay on his head when he does a back bend...
"You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)
"Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
tut... he's just not 'with it'.
Stone Gossard went to the toy store to try to buy "LOL'rblades" the clerk told me about it, and said that she "almost Laughed My A** Off" at seeing Stone look for the LOL'rblades...
OIC !
Stone has stopped pronouncing all the letters in the words that he speaks, it's because of his text message addiction...as a matter of fact, when Jeff tells him an unbelievable story, Stone generally responds with "orly??"
"You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)
"Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
only joking failedpersphone. It sounded alright when I first wrote it down.