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  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard uses the FIFO method of stock control becuase he feels that it gives him the truest picture of the amount of money he has tied up at any one time.

    And to Stone, thats kick ass.
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone thinks that Dane Cook is a giant douche. I sure like Stone.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone believes that Tom Petty really is a heartbreaker. He won't talk about it, but something happened in Denver.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone just sent me a pm telling me to continue. ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone hates the 4th of July ever since the sparkler incident of '87.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone lifts weights with Alhambra water bottles. He doesn't have water delievered, he just steals it off the truck while his neighbor distracts the driver.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    The only card game that Stone enjoys is Strip Uno.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone is allowed into Cuba for trading purposes only.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone eats at Taco Bell for the ambiance.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone thinks it's funny that we are on page 69 right now.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    On his days off Stone likes to unwind by performing unlicensed plastic surgery. Not only does he like to make people beautiful again but it supplies him with all the blood he could ever need.
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Sweating buckets is literaly what happens to Stone Gossard when he gets too hot
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • shell bell
    shell bell Posts: 337
    Stone Gossard grows world class pumpkins
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
  • shell bell
    shell bell Posts: 337
    Stone Gossard likes to make cheese blintzes on Sundays.....with blue berrys on top
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Stone Gossard likes to eat bacon. But only if it comes from a cow and he eats it on a Wednesday.
  • randaldoesjersey
    randaldoesjersey Posts: 151
    Stone Gossard designed and mantains this website

    http://www.boohbah.com/zone
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Even though its release came a couple of months before he was born, Stone will try to convince you and anyone in earshot that Rainy Day Women by Dylan is about him. When it gets to the part of "Everybody must get stoned" Stone will look down at his crotch, smirk, and yell "All Aboard!" It ruined last years summertime church picnic.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone loves to ride his bike to the local Mercedes dealership and ask them what they will give him on a trade in. When they tell him to "get lost" he says "I forgot to mention, the horn is included". At this time they call for security and Stone is escorted off of the lot.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard wishes he was the camaro that Ed was shining on.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone refuses to eat tuna. But he never turns down a nice plate of dolphin.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone only uses his right turn signal when making a left. Stone likes to keep people on their toes.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone is inspector #8 of all mens slacks produced in America.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard has driven away from the same gas station with the pump still in his gas tank that he is required to leave his pants as collateral. Needless to say, he is at the pants shop quite often.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone is finishing up the lyrics to his third PJ song (sung by him) entitled "Bored Game". Upon it's completion he will proclaim it along with Mankind and DGNL as the "far superior trilogy" to mamasan. He will then refuse to play Alive, Once, and Footsteps until all of the band agree with his statement.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • yahamita
    yahamita Posts: 1,514
    WTF happened to our Stone thread over the weekend?

    The rest of you Ponies need to get back on here and post those pics from Europe!
    I knew all the rules, but the rules did not know me...GUARANTEED!

    Hail Hail HIPPIEMOM

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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone's porn name is Stone Gossard.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone has a collection of over 3000 Books on tape.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    On average, Stone locks himself out of his house three times a week. His wife has bought him one of those hide-a-key rocks to no avail. You see, whenever he locks himself out he reaches for a handful of rocks in front of his house, goes to the creek (which he pronounces crick) at the end of the block and skips stones.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone talks with his mouthful. I'd rather not say what his mouth is full of.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone's life goal is to have no regrets and to fuck the inventor of velcro.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"

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