Stone Gossard...

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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone stole Tim Allen's sweater when he was on the set watching the filming of "The Santa Clause 2" movie.

    http://www.pearljam.com/i/press/PearlJam2007_01.jpg

    he later refused to do any photo shoots without it.
    I really like that picture. They all look so warm and cuddly. :)

    Stone Gossard is the one that gets to decide which movies come out of the Disney vault and for how long.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard always asks for a 'people bag' for his leftovers.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • electronblue
    electronblue Posts: 3,502
    stone gossard made that double circled rainbow that eddie and laird saw while practicing a new 'riff'...~
    ********************************
    "Forgive every being,
    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    failedpersephone wrote:
    It's the one in his back isn't it??


    I'm not sure which one works or not, a friend of a friend of a friend once met someone who had seen Jack Irons in a queue at the cinema and he overheard him talking about it.
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Due to medical reasons Stone Gossard is unable to produce belly button fluff
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard still takes bubble baths and still will only use the Mr Bubble in the box. Not the plastic jar. Damnit.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard can name any Nickleback song in 3 notes. He wrote them, after all.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard gets eye boogers in his nose and nose boogers in his eyes. It matters not though as he eats them both the same.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone attends Mardi Gras every year only to piss off hundreds when he refuses to give up his beads unless people "show their pits". Stone was never good at following direction and his hearing has been waning in recent years.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone must count to ten before he opens any door. Not because he has OCD, just because he sometimes forgets what comes after 7.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Don't ever ask Stone for directions. His reply is always the same "Here's a compass, now go fuck yourself".
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard likes to ask groupies "Have you ever seen the back of a tourbus, little girl/boy?" and then proceed to slap them back into reality. Stone does NOT like groupies.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    After lawn darts, Stone's favorite backyard game is genital ring toss. He boasts of being undefeated, but always fails to mention that he only plays with girls.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone shaves his face with a lint brush and a toothpick. It isn't pretty, but gets the job done.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Don't ever ask Stone for directions. His reply is always the same "Here's a compass, now go fuck yourself".
    I always thought Stone Gossard's reply was "You can't get there from here" before he handed over a box of Pepperidge Farm chocolate chip cookies.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard doesn't care how many people tell him to jump off a bridge. He ain't doing it.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I always thought Stone Gossard's reply was "You can't get there from here" before he handed over a box of Pepperidge Farm chocolate chip cookies.

    Wow, you must have caught him on an off day.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard thinks that the drummer for Def Leppard had his other armed taped behind his back.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    The reason that it takes PJ so long to come back from an encore break is that almost without fail Stone will say "Wait, I'm having Deja Vu" followed by him rolling around on the ground and laughing uncontrollably for a good five minutes.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Wow, you must have caught him on an off day.
    At least I got cookies and wasn't told to fuck off.

    Stone Gossard loves to tell the story about the time Ed taped Jeff's butt cheeks together after they went out on an all night binge of tacos.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away

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