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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    4:20 west coast style...still at work but only in body. hahahaaa

    you people are cool (erm, not sure who I'm referring to here) but you're cool! Pretend to do some work for the next 30 minutes or so. I'll interfere again tomorrow.

    P.S. Don't be too funny because I need to go to bed soon. Damn it!
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard makes false "tip" calls to his local police station...his neighbor has been arrested 56 times under false accusations of running a meth lab, a horse porn ring, and a sex slave ring.


    so far the nuns that live and work at the sisters of mercy convent located next door are not amused.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard created the original BLT...but he uses Butter, Lima beans, and Tongue...still, the initials are totally Stone's intellectual property!
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard likes to spike his Shirley Temple's with Grey Goose.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard's favorite pickup line is that he will "roll you like an eggroll, milady"



    before you scoff, just know that it TOTALLY works.



    well, it worked on Jeff anyway. ;)
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard likes to be thought of as a misogynist...except towards twinkies.



    no one, thus far has been able to explain why that doesn't work...given his exploits with twinkies.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has a toilet paper holder that sounds like fanfare each time you roll the paper off...it helps him to "take a bow" when he wipes.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard will follow the directions of any t-shirt that tells him to kiss someone because of their cultural identity. :D
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is pretty damned sure that when he does the hokey pokey, he shouldn't have to be undressed...but, when Boom insists, he is very persuasive.
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard once snuck into Jeff's dressing room and put a kick me sign on the back of his shirt before the show while Jeff was in the shower. Jeff still to this day will shower in his shirt before a show.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once ate a pound and a half of dried peas, because of his ability to regurgitate food (he has four stomachs like a cow - but only uses the third and second ones in that order) he was able to win the Western State's regional championship pea-shooting contest...all because he did not have to "reload"
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is right now using the power of his mind to generate enough electricity to power the entire eastern seaboard.
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard likes to play the air synthesizer to Rock Me Amadeus. And fancies changing the words to Rock me I'm a gay ass.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once met Jesus. He felt he was a little egotistical and kept fishing for compliments.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has a calendar that he uses to keep track of his intake of flintstone vitamins.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard really wants to sell plaid pants on HSN. Like really really bad.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is trying to come up with a really really like awesome riff...but he keeps thinking of the tune from "pop! goes the weasel"
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard learned how to crack and egg from Julia Child. In return, he taught her how to rock and roll all night and party every day.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Stone Gossard throws his trash in the street. The other day he was overheard saying "Man, fuck a bunch of trash cans."
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has a pet iguana, and then this one time he got this really creepy feeling that the iguana was staring at him...so he put little patches over his iguanas eyes.
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