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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has a "swan princess" costume all ready for next Halloween, but he lacks the security to feel capable of pulling it off...so he will prolly dress up as Harry Potter AGAIN.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard caught the second to largest farm raised salmon in the greater kings county area.


    Jeff caught the largest...

    catch and release.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard cannot really drink coffee...it keeps him up too late. even decaf.


    it's the hot water.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone collects jello-jiggler molds...he hates jell-o but really likes the molds.

    and the jiggling. oh, the incredibly wonderful jiggling.
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  • queeniequeenie Posts: 24
    Stone Gossard is the real Harry Potter and, scoop, he won't die in the 7th book, but will start a new magic-show in Las Vegas next year
    18/02/1992 Milano
    17/06/1992 Milano
    2-3/07/1993 Verona
    6-7/07/1993 Roma
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    16/09/2006 Verona
    17/09/2006 Milano (my b'day!!)
  • glasshouseglasshouse Posts: 1,762
    hey queenie, you fucking rock my brother.

    almost as much as stone
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • glasshouseglasshouse Posts: 1,762
    this is the most important thread in the history of this board.

    bump this
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • glasshouseglasshouse Posts: 1,762
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard cannot really drink coffee...it keeps him up too late. even decaf.


    it's the hot water.


    laughing my fucking dick stiff
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • queeniequeenie Posts: 24
    once Stone lost the Hogwarts Express...he's still wandering around London's King's Cross playing Creed's songs for money
    18/02/1992 Milano
    17/06/1992 Milano
    2-3/07/1993 Verona
    6-7/07/1993 Roma
    13/11/1996 Milano
    19/06/2000 Verona
    22/06/2000 Milano
    16/09/2006 Verona
    17/09/2006 Milano (my b'day!!)
  • glasshouseglasshouse Posts: 1,762
    once stone got so sloshed he ended up banging two Martian hookers on Saturn. to this very day no one really knows just how the fuck that happened
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • queeniequeenie Posts: 24
    glasshouse wrote:
    once stone got so sloshed he ended up banging two Martian hookers on Saturn. to this very day no one really knows just how the fuck that happened

    sounds funny but....sorry :( I can't get it: what "sloshed" means? :confused:
    18/02/1992 Milano
    17/06/1992 Milano
    2-3/07/1993 Verona
    6-7/07/1993 Roma
    13/11/1996 Milano
    19/06/2000 Verona
    22/06/2000 Milano
    16/09/2006 Verona
    17/09/2006 Milano (my b'day!!)
  • glasshouseglasshouse Posts: 1,762
    sloshed = hammered = drunk
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • queeniequeenie Posts: 24
    glasshouse wrote:
    sloshed = hammered = drunk

    thanx :) now I can :D
    18/02/1992 Milano
    17/06/1992 Milano
    2-3/07/1993 Verona
    6-7/07/1993 Roma
    13/11/1996 Milano
    19/06/2000 Verona
    22/06/2000 Milano
    16/09/2006 Verona
    17/09/2006 Milano (my b'day!!)
  • glasshouseglasshouse Posts: 1,762
    567 years ago (the year 1440) stone was burned alive for sourcery. when he got to heaven they send him back cause he stirred a lot of shit up there. now he plays for pearl jam.
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • queeniequeenie Posts: 24
    glasshouse wrote:
    567 years ago (the year 1440) stone was burned alive for....

    finally a real explanation for a famous song......
    18/02/1992 Milano
    17/06/1992 Milano
    2-3/07/1993 Verona
    6-7/07/1993 Roma
    13/11/1996 Milano
    19/06/2000 Verona
    22/06/2000 Milano
    16/09/2006 Verona
    17/09/2006 Milano (my b'day!!)
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard enjoys receiving manila envelopes thrown onto the stage...unless it is full of court orders.


    He likes the copy and paste feature on Word...as a matter of fact he copies and pastes stuff from this site all day long...

    Are you picking on me??? lol
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    copied from "Glasshouse" post on the "Love for Stone Gossard" Thread :"once while strumming to the beat of Lukin Stone started to cry. i don't know why"


    This totally made me laugh, 3 reasons - 1: wrong Stone related thread (and I think on purpose), 2: I am at work and it is very boring here. and 3: I KNOW why he was crying...hhahahaaa buuuut I am NOT telling.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard can suck the filling from a twinkie in less than .25 seconds.

    from across the room.


    Eddie hasn't had a truly cream-filled twinkie since roughly 1993.
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  • jxchambjxchamb Posts: 55
    Stone impregnated me....

    and I'm a guy.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard walks the line.


    well, he more or less scuttles along the line...but, it kinda counts.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone doesn't like to look under his bed because he is afraid of the dust mice.


    are they dust or are they mice???


    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

    spooky.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone has a new pet...

    http://www.gimmecorn.com/images/cow_1024.jpg


    and NOW we all know why he doesn't want any lip.
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  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Just reading this again and I have realised that Stone has fake eyes, fake ears, huge balls and is apparently a bit of a bastard. :)

    When Stone Gossard goes out, he likes to disguise himself by wearing those comical fake glasses with a big nose attatched to them.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    There is a spot in the dead center of Stone's back that he can never reach and this spot ALWAY itches.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    ...

    When Stone Gossard goes out, he likes to disguise himself by wearing those comical fake glasses with a big nose attached to them.


    um, you mean that isn't his real nose either??? holy Crap! Stone Gossard is piece work!! :eek:
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has been incarcerated over 300 times for asking people if they "Google"

    He has no idea what "google"ing is but, when he licks his fingers suggestively and grabs himself, it becomes quite lewd...then again anything Stone does can become quite lewd...
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    When Stone Gossard does a push-up, he is not lifting himself... he is pushing the earth down.

    Stone Gossard can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.



    (I was watching the news last night, and apparently someone else has this SAME type of "facts" list as our Stone Gossard)

    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard once rocked so hard, someone in the 19th row actually fell over.
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    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard's home recycling program is so extensive, his home creates more than .03 tons of recycled aluminum per year.
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    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard once found a baby while hiking and raised it as his own - Upon it's 14th birthday, it wrote "Mmm Bop" and was swiftly disowned.
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    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
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